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 Today is a day that will forever live in infamy, primals. The Liver King, famous for espousing the 9 Ancestral Tenets, which seem to be about eating enough offal to get hypervitaminosis and never eating vegetables, has been exposed as a roider. The fitness industry is in ruins right now. Anyway here's a video of the Liver King shirtless honoring the memory of the September 11th terror attacks at the Freedom Tower. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiX0USFpoLB/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=
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Nov 29, 2022 23:11
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spoiler alert anyone who's musculature you ever admired was abusing steroids
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Nov 29, 2022 23:14
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Makes sense. The guy was way too jacked for a like 45 year-old man to be natural. Can't believe the raw liver wasn't the thing driving his gains!
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Nov 29, 2022 23:14
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Pfft, baseless accusations proffered by a bunch of low-T soybois. SMDH
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Nov 29, 2022 23:15
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BEEFY
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Nov 29, 2022 23:17
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:spoiler alert anyone who's musculature you ever admired was abusing steroids Sandow died before they invented steroids...
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Nov 29, 2022 23:17
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Pretty sure everyone with a body like that is a roider OP.
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Nov 29, 2022 23:20
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Dude seemed weird anyway, more like dud
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Nov 29, 2022 23:22
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do new designer roids still shrink your twig and berries or have they figured that out, i think that's the only thing holding back from roiding up. and maybe actually going to a gym. also have to be able to consume beer and ice cream.
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Nov 29, 2022 23:22
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that’s a pretty big hemorrhoid he’s holdin there tbh
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Nov 29, 2022 23:25
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wouldnt eating a ton of liver give you the most incredible case of gout
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Nov 29, 2022 23:28
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I feel like I didnt explain this but it's not just that he says to eat offal, which owns, be to eat raw offal. He also says that vegetables being good for you are a myth and cholesterol has no impact and is not a useful diagnostic for heart health https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoHmMe4PznU
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Nov 29, 2022 23:28
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bossy lady posted:wouldnt eating a ton of liver give you the most incredible case of gout Vitamin A is fat soluble meaning that it stays in your body for a long time or w/e. Liver is of course, incredibly nutrient dense so if you eat as much as this guy advocates you can get hypervitaminosis which can straight up kill you lol
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Nov 29, 2022 23:29
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Buschmaki posted:I feel like I didnt explain this but it's not just that he says to eat offal, which owns, be to eat raw offal. He also says that vegetables being good for you are a myth and cholesterol has no impact and is not a useful diagnostic for heart health in that case he’ll be dead soon, roids or not.
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Nov 29, 2022 23:29
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just cook the meat dude
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Nov 29, 2022 23:31
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:just cook the meat dude That wouldnt be primal. He also went onto a bunch of podcasts hosted by people like logan paul or jake paul or whichever one and always makes them eat raw testicles
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Nov 29, 2022 23:34
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thats hella gross
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Nov 29, 2022 23:35
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smdh at that guy
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Nov 29, 2022 23:36
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hi there (takes big breath) i'm the liver king (takes big breath) I just (takes big breath) wanted to tell (takes big breath) all the fellow primals (takes big breath) out there (takes big breath) that you can (takes big breath) do it with (takes big breath) hard work (takes big breath) and live by the (takes big breath) ancestral tenents!
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Nov 29, 2022 23:37
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ngl, “ancestral tenets” sounds badass but I’m not going to eat those raw testicles.
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Nov 30, 2022 00:12
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:spoiler alert anyone who's musculature you ever admired was abusing steroids Babe ruth, noooooooo
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Nov 30, 2022 00:21
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Remember the low carb thread?
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Nov 30, 2022 00:29
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Doctor Butts posted:hi there He really committed to the whole "primitive" gimmick by rushing headlong to his grave before he hits 50.
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Nov 30, 2022 00:36
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EorayMel posted:Remember the low carb thread? low carb thread be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qxJxiNB7ag
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Nov 30, 2022 00:37
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Mnoba posted:do new designer roids still shrink your twig and berries or have they figured that out, i think that's the only thing holding back from roiding up. and maybe actually going to a gym. also have to be able to consume beer and ice cream. yeah it's pretty much solved if you've got the money and temperament to stick to proper doses though long term use is still bad for you. you can watch the Rock dissolve in slow motion because of them
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Nov 30, 2022 00:39
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How am I supposed to return 50 pounds of frozen rams liver
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Nov 30, 2022 00:44
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Colorred posted:Makes sense. The guy was way too jacked for a like 45 year-old man to be natural. Can't believe the raw liver wasn't the thing driving his gains! Dude is probably like 22
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Nov 30, 2022 00:52
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Smugworth posted:How am I supposed to return 50 pounds of frozen rams liver trebuchet
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Nov 30, 2022 00:52
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sub-primal
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Nov 30, 2022 00:59
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I remember seeing this guy and thinking he was a fake dipshit and never wanting to see him again. I had succeeded up until the point you had made this thread so thanks a lot OP!!
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Nov 30, 2022 01:04
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Everyone knows real winners eat their veggies
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Nov 30, 2022 02:03
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can't take those muscles into heaven
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Nov 30, 2022 02:44
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He likes to talk about how he's against technology while also constantly filming and posting on social media.
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Nov 30, 2022 02:50
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I'm watching the full video about this guy by a dude called "More Plates More Dates" (lol) and its actually a very well made video that is fun to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKpmAGZQetc
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Nov 30, 2022 02:54
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kntfkr posted:can't take those muscles into heaven I mean technically you wouldn’t need them in heaven, so it’s cool.
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Nov 30, 2022 02:57
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Caesar Saladin posted:I'm watching the full video about this guy by a dude called "More Plates More Dates" (lol) and its actually a very well made video that is fun to watch I loved the segment of this vid where the other guy who isnt Derek is talking about all the fitness influencers that arent charlatans and it's everyone whose content I follow
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Nov 30, 2022 02:58
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Buschmaki posted:I loved the segment of this vid where the other guy who isnt Derek is talking about all the fitness influencers that arent charlatans and it's everyone whose content I follow I also loved in that segment it had a part where he's standing in vegas waving his hands around shirtless to a bunch of people giving out samples, it looked exactly like he was some old west salesman selling miracle cures to the townsfolk lmao
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Nov 30, 2022 02:59
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there's nothing healthier than a ridiculously extreme lifestyle
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Nov 30, 2022 03:05
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Thread de-livered 
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