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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


Today is a day that will forever live in infamy, primals. The Liver King, famous for espousing the 9 Ancestral Tenets, which seem to be about eating enough offal to get hypervitaminosis and never eating vegetables, has been exposed as a roider. The fitness industry is in ruins right now. Anyway here's a video of the Liver King shirtless honoring the memory of the September 11th terror attacks at the Freedom Tower.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiX0USFpoLB/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



spoiler alert anyone who's musculature you ever admired was abusing steroids

Colorred
Dec 26, 2012
Makes sense. The guy was way too jacked for a like 45 year-old man to be natural. Can't believe the raw liver wasn't the thing driving his gains!

Scam Likely
Feb 18, 2021

Pfft, baseless accusations proffered by a bunch of low-T soybois. SMDH

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
Fun Shoe
BEEFY

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

spoiler alert anyone who's musculature you ever admired was abusing steroids

Sandow died before they invented steroids...

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Pretty sure everyone with a body like that is a roider OP.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Dude seemed weird anyway, more like dud

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
do new designer roids still shrink your twig and berries or have they figured that out, i think that's the only thing holding back from roiding up. and maybe actually going to a gym. also have to be able to consume beer and ice cream.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

thatís a pretty big hemorrhoid heís holdin there tbh

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

wouldnt eating a ton of liver give you the most incredible case of gout

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

I feel like I didnt explain this but it's not just that he says to eat offal, which owns, be to eat raw offal. He also says that vegetables being good for you are a myth and cholesterol has no impact and is not a useful diagnostic for heart health

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoHmMe4PznU

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

bossy lady posted:

wouldnt eating a ton of liver give you the most incredible case of gout

Vitamin A is fat soluble meaning that it stays in your body for a long time or w/e. Liver is of course, incredibly nutrient dense so if you eat as much as this guy advocates you can get hypervitaminosis which can straight up kill you lol

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Buschmaki posted:

I feel like I didnt explain this but it's not just that he says to eat offal, which owns, be to eat raw offal. He also says that vegetables being good for you are a myth and cholesterol has no impact and is not a useful diagnostic for heart health

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoHmMe4PznU

in that case heíll be dead soon, roids or not.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



just cook the meat dude

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

just cook the meat dude

That wouldnt be primal. He also went onto a bunch of podcasts hosted by people like logan paul or jake paul or whichever one and always makes them eat raw testicles

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thats hella gross

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



smdh at that guy

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

hi there
(takes big breath)
i'm the liver king
(takes big breath)
I just
(takes big breath)
wanted to tell
(takes big breath)
all the fellow primals
(takes big breath)
out there
(takes big breath)
that you can
(takes big breath)
do it with
(takes big breath)
hard work
(takes big breath)
and live by the
(takes big breath)
ancestral tenents!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





ngl, ďancestral tenetsĒ sounds badass but Iím not going to eat those raw testicles.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

spoiler alert anyone who's musculature you ever admired was abusing steroids

Babe ruth, noooooooo

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup FranÁais.
Remember the low carb thread?

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Doctor Butts posted:

hi there
(takes big breath)
i'm the liver king
(takes big breath)
I just
(takes big breath)
wanted to tell
(takes big breath)
all the fellow primals
(takes big breath)
out there
(takes big breath)
that you can
(takes big breath)
do it with
(takes big breath)
hard work
(takes big breath)
and live by the
(takes big breath)
ancestral tenents!

He really committed to the whole "primitive" gimmick by rushing headlong to his grave before he hits 50.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

EorayMel posted:

Remember the low carb thread?

low carb thread be like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qxJxiNB7ag

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

That ain't a noodle, chirpy!

Mnoba posted:

do new designer roids still shrink your twig and berries or have they figured that out, i think that's the only thing holding back from roiding up. and maybe actually going to a gym. also have to be able to consume beer and ice cream.

yeah it's pretty much solved if you've got the money and temperament to stick to proper doses

though long term use is still bad for you. you can watch the Rock dissolve in slow motion because of them

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
How am I supposed to return 50 pounds of frozen rams liver

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Colorred posted:

Makes sense. The guy was way too jacked for a like 45 year-old man to be natural. Can't believe the raw liver wasn't the thing driving his gains!

Dude is probably like 22

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Smugworth posted:

How am I supposed to return 50 pounds of frozen rams liver

trebuchet

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


sub-primal

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER
I remember seeing this guy and thinking he was a fake dipshit and never wanting to see him again. I had succeeded up until the point you had made this thread so thanks a lot OP!!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Everyone knows real winners eat their veggies

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
can't take those muscles into heaven

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


He likes to talk about how he's against technology while also constantly filming and posting on social media.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I'm watching the full video about this guy by a dude called "More Plates More Dates" (lol) and its actually a very well made video that is fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKpmAGZQetc

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

kntfkr posted:

can't take those muscles into heaven

I mean technically you wouldnít need them in heaven, so itís cool.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

Caesar Saladin posted:

I'm watching the full video about this guy by a dude called "More Plates More Dates" (lol) and its actually a very well made video that is fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKpmAGZQetc

I loved the segment of this vid where the other guy who isnt Derek is talking about all the fitness influencers that arent charlatans and it's everyone whose content I follow

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Buschmaki posted:

I loved the segment of this vid where the other guy who isnt Derek is talking about all the fitness influencers that arent charlatans and it's everyone whose content I follow

I also loved in that segment it had a part where he's standing in vegas waving his hands around shirtless to a bunch of people giving out samples, it looked exactly like he was some old west salesman selling miracle cures to the townsfolk lmao

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
there's nothing healthier than a ridiculously extreme lifestyle

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Noblesse Obliged posted:

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