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This old dude is trying to sell me on an ancient civilization or some poo poo. It's as absurd as a Documentary, Now episode but taken seriously. 10/10
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Big Archaeology wants him censored. Scientists try to discredit his theories. Governments around the world trying to suppress the truth!
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If we’re talking about it here, well sir, I believe it.
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Netflix wanted me to pay more money for it to be on more screens and I was offended so I cancelled it. All the netflix shows I've illegally downloaded since then like The Squid Games and Ozark finale and Dahmler have been underwhelming. Maybe I'll give this Ancient Aliens a shot.
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Ancient Aliens at Thanksgiving?
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Show has Joe Rogan as one of the talking heads lol Its made an insane amount of people start making GBS threads on established archaeologists because of their susceptibility to second opinion bias The dude is straight up like "THIS is what the EXPERTS don't want me to tell you!" while basically making no conclusions that are based on actual evidence and instead just leaning into things that are somewhat mysterious to support his narrative
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There was some "documentary", I forget the name of it, that said that if you get a root canal, the tooth is disconnected from the body and is therefore dead tissue still attached to the body, and that is the cause of a ton of different kinds of diseases, cancer, conditions, etc.
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By the way, if you want a good "ancient aliens" documentary, this is more interesting, informative, and educational than anything else I've seen on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9w-i5oZqaQ
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https://i.imgur.com/DT3vewb.mp4
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Bula Vinaka posted:By the way, if you want a good "ancient aliens" documentary, this is more interesting, informative, and educational than anything else I've seen on the subject: Really a great documentary that helped me decouple from this stuff. There's definitely some weird things in our world that should attract the mind. But was it ALIENS? prolly not. I mean why don't we just start claiming aliens built Toronto Canada while we are at it Here's a weird one English architecture of the 13th century: ![]() Aliens absolutely built this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQp_tldR_Hw
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why does everyone on ancient alien shows look like people that belong on ancient alien shows where's the hotties
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Yes. I really need smoking hot chicks to be yelling about demons hidden in paintings and nostra damus being contacted by vortigaunts
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Caesar Saladin posted:Show has Joe Rogan as one of the talking heads lol ![]()
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Establishment mathematicians want you to believe that 1+1=2 but I've done my own research. Here's what big calculator doesn't want you to know: 1+2= A window.
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the legend of cocaine island is the best show on netflix
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Bula Vinaka posted:There was some "documentary", I forget the name of it, that said that if you get a root canal, the tooth is disconnected from the body and is therefore dead tissue still attached to the body, and that is the cause of a ton of different kinds of diseases, cancer, conditions, etc. Years ago my boss randomly mentioned how it’s strange teeth are removed…like they don’t do that with any other bones! As if dentists are chiropractors.
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The anoonaki ate my balls
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this gif has told me everything i need to know about this show
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No ring, don't believe it
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The funniest conspiracy theory show I ever saw on Netflix was about the pyramids and the first episode is really tame, discussing how much of what we know is conjecture. It started talking about common archaeological belief and asking questions about usage of pyramids and stuff Then after the first episode, it just goes off the rails with people talking about the Pleiades and the psychic attenuation of the pyramids and how if everyone just believed in it, we'd unlock a higher plane of existence and move into a spiritual golden age
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Cowards who wont investigate the Monster Mash.
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Which pharaoh had the biggest dinger
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this dude who somehow got netflix to green light this show about his weird batshit conspiracy theory has a son who just happens to be some high-up commissioner of original shows at netflix what are the chances eh
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Smugworth posted:Which pharaoh had the biggest dinger me
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CumBlast Radius Jr posted:Cowards who wont investigate the Monster Mash. Seriously, all those cryptid hunters are just like the worst. If you want a photo of a monster just go to the local cemetery at halloween and they're like just dancing anyway. Super easy to take as many high quality photos as you want, or even better instead of a camera just bring a bottle of rum and join in!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Yes. I really need smoking hot chicks to be yelling about demons hidden in paintings and nostra damus being contacted by vortigaunts ...Yes...?
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I was wondering why I was seeing a sudden interest in the younger dryas impact hypothesis and it turns out it was due to this documentary which is all the rage with right wingers atm lol Woke archeologists are suppressing the truth that there was an ancient alien civilization on earth which was wiped out by an asteroid impact
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George Washington floated across the Delaware on an alien hoveratf.
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If it doesn't have bigfoots I'm not interested.
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Weird thread title for the best show Wednesday
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I think hes a little bit right about how "mainstream" archeologists discount finds because they dont fit into their timeline of humanity. It's pretty insane though to say " this 20,000 year old temple kind of looks like a tree so obviously it was Atlantis making a temple to warn future generations about a comet named Mike who will destroy the galaxy". It is pretty funny how he's not mad, actually he's laughing about being banned from Ohio.
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It really hurt my brain to hear all the conjecture with no supporting evidence. You can only say mainstream scientists have it out for you for so long, but the dude pretty much shows right away why mainstream scientists think he's a loving whackjob. Whacko: "Humans had civilization before the ice ages even ended!" Scientist: "Ok where's your proof?" Whacko:"Everyone has a flood myth!" Scientist: "uh, ok?" Whacko: "And obviously this means that there was an advanced civilization from the ice age that sent people around the world to teach the barbarians technology!" Scientist: "Oh gently caress off you dumb racist."
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Orc Priest posted:I was wondering why I was seeing a sudden interest in the younger dryas impact hypothesis and it turns out it was due to this documentary which is all the rage with right wingers atm lol Not coincidentally this was also discussed on the Joe Rogan show
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Hardawn posted:Weird thread title for the best show Wednesday Is it good or is it okay to keep on in the background or something
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 03:41 |
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This world we live in is crazy. I’ve talked about my weird conspiracy neighbor before, but here’s a new story from a few weeks ago He saw me from behind his fence and called me over to chat about something, and in the middle of the conversation he asks me to walk east along the fence line with him. He then handed over a pair of binoculars and said “look at that bright thing in the sky above that chimney and look what’s behind it” He’s told me before that he thinks there are spy satellites going over his house and I guess he thinks this is one of them. I look through the binoculars and immediately go “wow that’s Jupiter and you can see all the Galilean moons!” He scoffs and says in disbelief “That close?!” I’m like “uh yeah” and he changes the subject I’m not sure why I felt compelled to share this, but thanks for reading
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