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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
They should give another drunk person who doesn't know anything about preparing food their own cooking show on cable TV again.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Extra Large Marge posted:

They should give another drunk person who doesn't know anything about preparing food their own cooking show on cable TV again.

How much do I get paid?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






masao is a classic

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
There was that Virginia governor that made a video of himself making the most disgusting tuna melt imaginable. It's horrifying to imagine eating. Also, he wraps it up by washing his hand after making the "food".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ge6fzwaxE

E: If I remember correctly his staff advised him to not post the video; and when asked one of his children responded, "We don't eat dad's cooking anymore."

Internetjack fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Dec 2, 2022

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


This story behind this is funny, too

https://punchdrink.com/articles/where-is-she-now-janee-mahalo-old-fashioned-cocktail-recipe/

If you wanna see a mint julep video that's cool as poo poo:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z8

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Internetjack posted:

There was that Virginia governor that made a video of himself making the most disgusting tuna melt imaginable. It's horrifying to imagine eating. Also, he wraps it up by washing his hand after making the "food".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ge6fzwaxE

A regular tuna melt itself is the most disgusting thing I can imagine, I'm terrified to click that link.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

SilvergunSuperman posted:

A regular tuna melt itself is the most disgusting thing I can imagine, I'm terrified to click that link.

You can do it. You're strong!

El Cid
Mar 17, 2005

What good is power when you're too wise to use it?
Grimey Drawer
My favorite sad cooking videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

There's 4 of them, and if I recall the idea was "Teach college students how to "cook" using only their dorm microwave." But still... oof.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Zeluth posted:

You live and you end up on Bizzare ER.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Good soup! posted:


If you wanna see a mint julep video that's cool as poo poo:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z8

This guy owns and if you’re even remotely interested in mixology watch his stuff. Class all the way.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQB9ervDEEM

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


https://youtu.be/UkXy12xVnRs

Fried gnocchi

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Internetjack posted:

There was that Virginia governor that made a video of himself making the most disgusting tuna melt imaginable. It's horrifying to imagine eating. Also, he wraps it up by washing his hand after making the "food".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ge6fzwaxE

E: If I remember correctly his staff advised him to not post the video; and when asked one of his children responded, "We don't eat dad's cooking anymore."

lmfao

one time i was at a friends house, his parents were very traditional wrt men and women's roles in the house, but his dad loved to make one dish. some russian pierogies, because his wife was peruvian and he was russian and she would never cook it or something. he made it for us one time for lunch and i remember thinking "he never washed his hands once during this process", and then right before serving the food, he turned to us and was like "okay now let's wash up, you'll want clean hands to eat these!" lol

i'm now realizing that he probably never watched or helped his wife cook so never knew to wash his hands during cooking, but knew to clean them before eating?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
God remember that internet chick who flipped her lid over salting water to boil pasta? Such anger. She was skinny too she ain’t know what she was talking about. :discourse:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

God remember that internet chick who flipped her lid over salting water to boil pasta? Such anger. She was skinny too she ain’t know what she was talking about. :discourse:

What was her position on it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lmfao

one time i was at a friends house, his parents were very traditional wrt men and women's roles in the house, but his dad loved to make one dish. some russian pierogies, because his wife was peruvian and he was russian and she would never cook it or something. he made it for us one time for lunch and i remember thinking "he never washed his hands once during this process", and then right before serving the food, he turned to us and was like "okay now let's wash up, you'll want clean hands to eat these!" lol

i'm now realizing that he probably never watched or helped his wife cook so never knew to wash his hands during cooking, but knew to clean them before eating?

How were the pierogis though

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

they were really good

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Gordon Ramsay's unhinged grill cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth

Its loving ridiculous

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/mnLO3yM.mp4

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
You definitely want to get a nice jiggle on that pizza before putting it in the oven.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Internetjack posted:

There was that Virginia governor that made a video of himself making the most disgusting tuna melt imaginable. It's horrifying to imagine eating. Also, he wraps it up by washing his hand after making the "food".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ge6fzwaxE

E: If I remember correctly his staff advised him to not post the video; and when asked one of his children responded, "We don't eat dad's cooking anymore."

i gotta admit, I never knew Mark Warner could do such a good straight man routine! didn't even break character once

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

El Cid posted:

My favorite sad cooking videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

There's 4 of them, and if I recall the idea was "Teach college students how to "cook" using only their dorm microwave." But still... oof.

this owns

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
It's actually a decent low-effort dip. I used to do velveeta and salsa all the time. Doesn't look great though.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pennywise the Frown posted:

It's actually a decent low-effort dip. I used to do velveeta and salsa all the time. Doesn't look great though.

Velveeta Rotel and ground sausage was one of my favorite things to eat as a child. Maybe I will make some soon. so drat good. Salty as gently caress though

Edit this is probably the recipe

https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/recipe/074865/velveeta-spicy-sausage-dip

El Cid
Mar 17, 2005

What good is power when you're too wise to use it?
Grimey Drawer
Oh don't get me wrong, I love me a good cheese-product based dip. But an instructional cooking video of a man with haunted eyes making it is a whole other thing.

Turambar
Feb 20, 2001

A Túrin Turambar turun ambartanen
Grimey Drawer
The classic "Master of Pizza"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5se-cS0kc

he's right you know

itry
Aug 23, 2019





I like mine grammatically correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RllWJUvrxEY


That's some beautiful shoulder language right there.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

El Cid posted:

My favorite sad cooking videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

There's 4 of them, and if I recall the idea was "Teach college students how to "cook" using only their dorm microwave." But still... oof.

Lol wowzer

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'd hit it, and the dip too

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Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Steak is the easiest loving thing in the world to cook. Let it get to room temperature, tenderize it, season it, sear it on high heat on both sides in a pan with butter.

Even if you just grab it right out of the fridge and throw it in a pan, it's still decent. :shrug:

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

ii find it hard to care about the way people make food. unless i'm eating it. steak guys especially are the worst.
Oops umm..

Op, if you actually measure the temperature of meat as you are "letting it get to room temperature" you'll realize it takes more than an hour to drop like only 3° from your refrigerated temp.

Tenderizing a streak with the spike end of a mallet or mechanically tenderized steaks need to be cooked well done, because it can introduce bacteria from the outside of the meat to the interior.

The rest of your steps are fine, but I prefer salting the steak open air on a wire rack 24 hours before I cook it and reverse searing (not that it matters you can sear first if you want, I just probe the temp to almost my desired doneness then superheat my Kamado grill to finish, or cast iron with butter like you said.

I also used to think poking a steak to flip it let all the juices out, it does let some out but it's negligible

That sears hold in the juices, not really, but pre salting the meat will allow it to cook faster to keep it juicier, otherwise you are kinda steaming it some to warm the center.

Sorry Hank hill flipping often is also good.

Food science people have measured these things and every steak tip I knew when I was younger is apparently a steak myth.

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