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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

flubber nuts posted:

Is the carpet for sale?

Ew.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Load bearing carpet

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

flubber nuts posted:

Is the carpet for sale?

When you buy it please give us an odor and flavor review. Thx in advance.

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
I can see why you no longer wanted to be treated like a door-mat.

spleen merchant fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Dec 11, 2022

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
What did it taste like? How many crunches per spoon full?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cum carpet sounds like a gay porno parody of Aladdin.

The Conquest
Dec 10, 2022

But It's The Way He Stands There
No way this is real

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Conquest posted:

No way this is real

True cum is stranger than fictional cum.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

jesus christ that's disgusting

a krystal sackful ugh

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Yes, that's what American carpets look like when you walk with your STREET SHOES on them for years. It's absolutely disgusting. Like eating out of the toilet bowl. We tried to tell you for years

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
let he who has not nutted for years on a piece of carpet without cleaning it cast the first load

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