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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Canada are so bad lmao

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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
This is just loving embarassing

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

:bisonyes:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
we now have a worse goal difference than we did in 1986 when we failed to score a goal

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Please develop some half decent central defenders for 2026 Canada

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

old canada, baby

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
canada doing what they can to eliminate belgium

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
what the heck is happening to Canada, did they just peak in qualifying vs trash CONCACAF teams?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Hand Knit posted:

canada doing what they can to eliminate belgium

it is the one bright spot

put in st clair

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Canada are now exactly as bad as Qatar, can they become the official worst team of the tournament?

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Hand Knit posted:

canada doing what they can to eliminate belgium

At least I can claim Canada knocked out Belgium to my Belgian colleague at work

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

the sex ghost posted:

Need a gif of chipman comically snarling at that var decision

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Omnikin posted:

what the heck is happening to Canada, did they just peak in qualifying vs trash CONCACAF teams?

Pretty easy to look good in CONCACAF qualifying when you get to play Mexico twice.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I could have cheered for Canada as plucky north american underdoges after their first match but then their manager had to do some incredibly cringe trash talk and now I'm glad they're getting brutally owned, sorry Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, your boys are taking a hell of a beating

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Omnikin posted:

what the heck is happening to Canada, did they just peak in qualifying vs trash CONCACAF teams?

Is a sea of poo poo a shiny penny will catch the eye, but it is still only a penny.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Omnikin posted:

what the heck is happening to Canada, did they just peak in qualifying vs trash CONCACAF teams?

Turns out they're not very good op

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Omnikin posted:

what the heck is happening to Canada, did they just peak in qualifying vs trash CONCACAF teams?

CONCACAF is trash and Canada has zero experience at this level, so a lot of the players look totally naive when they have to play actual decent teams

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

whypick1 posted:

Pretty easy to look good in CONCACAF qualifying when you get to play Mexico twice.

I mean yeah but it's gonna look weird when the US make semis after sneaking by the Netherlands and thrashing Messi

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Omnikin posted:

I mean yeah but it's gonna look weird when the US make semis after sneaking by the Netherlands and thrashing Messi

No doubt. NL are trash so far

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

buchanan getting the shithousing going

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

We'll always have the Iceteca

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
There’s no opportunity to make opponents play in -10 conditions during the World Cup so Canada have lost a natural advantage.

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Sucks for Canada, but just remember, there are a lot of countries in the world that wish they could've been there losing those games

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Just a reminder that Croatia has a population of 3.9m.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

MakaVillian posted:

We'll always have the Iceteca

the ride through qualifying was worth it. wasn't expecting much at the world cup tbh

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
p sure the TSN commentator just called him Toilett

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

ilmucche posted:

the ride through qualifying was worth it. wasn't expecting much at the world cup tbh

Absolutely, though I was cautiously optimistic about getting some sort of result in the finals. Oh well.

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Collateral posted:

Just a reminder that Croatia has a population of 3.9m.

everyone knows population size is the determining factor, it's why china and india take turns winning every tournament

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

MakaVillian posted:

Absolutely, though I was cautiously optimistic about getting some sort of result in the finals. Oh well.

at least they scored

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

scourgeofthe7bees posted:

everyone knows population size is the determining factor, it's why china and india take turns winning every tournament

Little known fact: it's actually "World Cup Champion Besides China/India Because They'd Obviously Win Based on Population and Everyone Knows This". They just shortened it because it was making the press releases way too long.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
AHAHAHAHAHA YEA YES YES YES ANOTHER GOALLLLLLLLLK

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
hmmmm

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
We can't score so many as Morocco can against this trash Canada side. This will be a small win for Croatia or a draw. Morocco will top the group and we'll have to play Spain.

RIP Croatia next game

E: Canada has just scored? Nice

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Hand Knit posted:

at least they scored

:hmmyes:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Suck it Qatar, only second worst

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

scourgeofthe7bees posted:

everyone knows population size is the determining factor, it's why china and india take turns winning every tournament

I find it impressive that such a small country consistently produces such high quality footballers and a competitive national team. Something in the balkan water I guess.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
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2 WORLD CUP GOALS HAH HAH HAH

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
:siren: AT :siren: LEAST :siren: THEY :siren: SCORED :siren:

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Two world cup goals, truly a masterpiece of a showing

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