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SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice
I still have yet to expose another SA goon like this. If people ask me to repeat myself I just say I said nothing.
It's not some sort of fever dream, or like, did that phrase not last?



Edit: Ah jesus the thread title 😨
Posted from a phone, my bad.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I am protected

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
It happens on facebook every so often, which is weird.

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice

Jailbrekr posted:

It happens on facebook every so often, which is weird.

Yeah, there is some sort of ick factor mixing internet junk with the meat world, not sure if the ick concept carries in to the next generation where the line between internet and real isn't established. It's something I might occasionally bring up on a game or like internet chats.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Well, do ya, punk?

Isometric Bacon
Jul 24, 2004

Let's get naked!
I often wonder if newer goons would even recognise that phrase.

Then I often wonder how many new goons that registered after say... 2012 there actually are...

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



Goons are not people I ever wanna talk to irl. If anyone ever asks me if I have stairs in my house I'll just say no and express confusion at even being asked the question. Like why the gently caress do you want to know if my house has stairs in it?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
As far as I know, I've never met another goon irl. But I've also never tried to find any.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*
I have asked the question to civilians I thought were goons, but they did not respond correctly.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Edward Mass posted:

I have asked the question to civilians I thought were goons, but they did not respond correctly.

if asked, i would respond like a normal person

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Colonel Cancer posted:

Well, do ya, punk?

I know what you're thinking. Did that robot push five....... or six?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


Edit - If you don't recognize the above: https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=580

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Dec 4, 2022

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

There's a goonette in my area who I'm pretty sure has never been with a mod before :pervert:

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fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

horsing around no longer

Isometric Bacon posted:

I often wonder if newer goons would even recognise that phrase.

Then I often wonder how many new goons that registered after say... 2012 there actually are...

I'm new goon and if someone asked me that I'd prob just not remember where it came from honestly. I do recognize it when I read it here

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Seth Pecksniff posted:

There's a goonette in my area who I'm pretty sure has never been with a mod before :pervert:

So she’s over 18?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Scornful Sexbot posted:

So she’s over 18?

I s2g

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A lot of people that aren't goons have stairs in their homes and a lot of goons don't have any stairs at all.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

Don't jump those stairs to try and land on your new couch.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side












Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
But...do you?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

German-style carpet to prevent slippage.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I've slipped on so many carpeted stairs. Also some not carpeted ones.

I need to stop thinking about stairs...

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

Don't go into a house without a helmet.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

You know what?
Let's all go to Funky Town!
a doom house?!

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

my wife, a non-goon, was somehow aware of the terrible secret of space before I met her 10 years ago

our secret is out

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

Treecko posted:

But...do you?

yeah, do you?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

potato! posted:

yeah, do you?

I have them, I've learned to protect myself.

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

I am protected

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

i cant afford a house because im a millenial. no house no stairs

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Waltzing Along posted:

I am protected

Was this always the response? Was the fact that it's a poor use of English the point?

I would have answered "no I'm safe" and probably disappointed/confused whatever Goon had the pig balls to approach me in the wild.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

Scornful Sexbot posted:

So she’s over 18?

Shant speculate

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

"Stairs?"

"Protected."

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
[quote="bossy lady" post="528172998"]
i cant afford a house because im a millenial. no house no stairs

Stairs exist even if you don't own them.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
do steps count?? they are technically a form of stairs

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Reddit tried to do their own version of this in the early 2010s, the question was "when does the narwhal bacon?" and the answer was, "the narwhal bacons at midnight". They've stopped doing that.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

Physics is real not sure how to float on them.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
The doctrine sheet but for stairs

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Was this always the response? Was the fact that it's a poor use of English the point?

I would have answered "no I'm safe" and probably disappointed/confused whatever Goon had the pig balls to approach me in the wild.

The pusher/shover robots are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

And I loving ask every stranger i see with an unhealthy exuberance

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Now I just want to look at the pigs balls thread

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Goon to new acquaintance: Do you have stairs in your rear end?

New acquaintance: (Drops pants and displays condom in rear end) I am protected.

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