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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I saw this on something something and after reading it realized it was spot on. Iím old goons about to be 55. Iím getting fat and my wife is 10 years younger and weighs 70 pounds less than me.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Donít worry, 55 is the new 54.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

ew, gross

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the two in the back i assume

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

age is just an ombre

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

whatís the best supportive underwear for saggy old man balls op

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


when observing anything i first and foremost judge what i am seeing in terms of fuckability. i have to close my eyes a lot as this can get fairly exhausting at times (monster truck show, mini golf, etc)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Are you more or less offended by women defecating in the office bathroom as the years go on?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

meh, snow on the field plow it.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Smugworth posted:

Are you more or less offended by women defecating in the office bathroom as the years go on?

TheyÖ they poop? GROSS.

PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Are you more or less offended by women defecating in the office bathroom as the years go on?

Is "offended" how the young people are saying"aroused" now?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Piggy Smalls posted:

I saw this on something something and after reading it realized it was spot on. I’m old goons about to be 55. I’m getting fat and my wife is 10 years younger and weighs 70 pounds less than me.


Really curious which two corpses you would exhume and defile, and how you made the decision.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
at what age do you qualify for a posters' pension?? mods, jeffrey, does anyone know???

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Threads for over 50's is not something I thought I'd see on SA,
(51)

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Mke sure your married before you bang them, you won't get anything otherwise.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm 43 and I feel old, but I also feel incredibly immature.

thin blue whine
Feb 20, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
I'm like ten years younger than you op and i would bang all four of them to show you up that's how much of A MAN i am

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 24 days!)

That's bait gif goes here

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I love you goons

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



staberind posted:

Threads for over 50's is not something I thought I'd see on SA,
(51)

Fuckin' weird, ey?
(:same:)

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm 35 can I post here and complain about age too

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

:goofy:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

God, why is the ear so big?
They'd need to put on a lot of perfume first.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's time for the lard room old timer

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Thank YOU for being a friend

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope


staberind posted:

Threads for over 50's is not something I thought I'd see on SA,
(51)
Rsf: HOGs: Home For Old Goons

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Thanks for being a little older than me, op, it brightened up my morning

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Wait, are they all dead now?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The number of characters in this sentence turns out to be sixty-nine.



Life gets better when you accept that your hopes and dreams from when you were young are gone

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The number of characters in this sentence turns out to be sixty-nine.



Meryl Streep is 73, and I would totally let her dominate the poo poo out of me ngl

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward
Ham Wrangler
I mean I would probably gently caress Blanche and I'm a 33 year old straight woman.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


if it was a threeway that would be hawt.

I turned 40 this year. I'm still young though. I have only broken my hip once.

I still drink my Postum with real sugar.

When I listen to my sugar hill gang record I can recognize what 3/4ths of the words mean.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Fiber keeps you young

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Snowy posted:

Thanks for being a little older than me, op, it brightened up my morning

Same here (50).

Only thing worse than getting older is, well, not getting older.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Fiber keeps you young

Rope report?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Smugworth posted:

Rope report?

Still get a good 6-8 spurts per set, average distance 1.8m. My trainer says I got some of the best stuff heís ever seen. I got scouted for the big leagues out of college but due to a bum knee I never got out of double A.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Wowwww what was it like riding your dinosaur to the vaudeville show, grandpa? Did you meet the kaiser?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Still get a good 6-8 spurts per set, average distance 1.8m. My trainer says I got some of the best stuff he’s ever seen. I got scouted for the big leagues out of college but due to a bum knee I never got out of double A.

Rope king :worship:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris
I'm turning 40 in 4 months and my girlfriend is 56.

Women my age and younger do nothing for me and my girlfriend is far too active to date men her age.

We've both worked/work in elder care and we absolutely know what lays ahead. I've seen relatives go through dementia care and I have no illusions about what happens when you age.

I'd rather spend my life with someone I really love and care about than Lockhorns my way through middle age and later life with someone I can barely put up with.

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
the good thing about getting older is that you're also getting closer to death

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