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I saw this on something something and after reading it realized it was spot on. I’m old goons about to be 55. I’m getting fat and my wife is 10 years younger and weighs 70 pounds less than me. 
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Don’t worry, 55 is the new 54.
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Dec 5, 2022 01:03
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ew, gross
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Dec 5, 2022 01:08
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the two in the back i assume
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Dec 5, 2022 01:08
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age is just an ombre
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Dec 5, 2022 01:11
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what’s the best supportive underwear for saggy old man balls op
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when observing anything i first and foremost judge what i am seeing in terms of fuckability. i have to close my eyes a lot as this can get fairly exhausting at times (monster truck show, mini golf, etc)
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Dec 5, 2022 01:11
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Are you more or less offended by women defecating in the office bathroom as the years go on?
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Dec 5, 2022 01:38
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meh, snow on the field plow it.
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Dec 5, 2022 01:41
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Smugworth posted:Are you more or less offended by women defecating in the office bathroom as the years go on? They… they poop? GROSS.
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Smugworth posted:Are you more or less offended by women defecating in the office bathroom as the years go on? Is "offended" how the young people are saying"aroused" now?
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Dec 5, 2022 01:42
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Piggy Smalls posted:I saw this on something something and after reading it realized it was spot on. I’m old goons about to be 55. I’m getting fat and my wife is 10 years younger and weighs 70 pounds less than me.
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Dec 5, 2022 02:27
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at what age do you qualify for a posters' pension?? mods, jeffrey, does anyone know???
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Dec 5, 2022 02:32
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Threads for over 50's is not something I thought I'd see on SA, (51)
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Dec 5, 2022 02:34
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Mke sure your married before you bang them, you won't get anything otherwise.
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Dec 5, 2022 02:38
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I'm 43 and I feel old, but I also feel incredibly immature.
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Dec 5, 2022 02:42
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I'm like ten years younger than you op and i would bang all four of them to show you up that's how much of A MAN i am
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Dec 5, 2022 02:50
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That's bait gif goes here
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Dec 5, 2022 04:03
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I love you goons
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Dec 5, 2022 04:20
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staberind posted:Threads for over 50's is not something I thought I'd see on SA, Fuckin' weird, ey? (  )
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Dec 5, 2022 04:23
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I'm 35 can I post here and complain about age too
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Dec 5, 2022 05:47
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They'd need to put on a lot of perfume first.
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Dec 5, 2022 07:11
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It's time for the lard room old timer
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Dec 5, 2022 07:19
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Thank YOU for being a friend
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Dec 5, 2022 07:35
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staberind posted:Threads for over 50's is not something I thought I'd see on SA,
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Thanks for being a little older than me, op, it brightened up my morning
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Dec 5, 2022 11:13
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Wait, are they all dead now?
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Dec 5, 2022 13:13
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Life gets better when you accept that your hopes and dreams from when you were young are gone
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Meryl Streep is 73, and I would totally let her dominate the poo poo out of me ngl
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I mean I would probably gently caress Blanche and I'm a 33 year old straight woman.
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if it was a threeway that would be hawt. I turned 40 this year. I'm still young though. I have only broken my hip once. I still drink my Postum with real sugar. When I listen to my sugar hill gang record I can recognize what 3/4ths of the words mean.
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Fiber keeps you young
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Snowy posted:Thanks for being a little older than me, op, it brightened up my morning Same here (50). Only thing worse than getting older is, well, not getting older.
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Dec 5, 2022 15:18
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Fiber keeps you young Rope report?
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Smugworth posted:Rope report? Still get a good 6-8 spurts per set, average distance 1.8m. My trainer says I got some of the best stuff he’s ever seen. I got scouted for the big leagues out of college but due to a bum knee I never got out of double A.
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Wowwww what was it like riding your dinosaur to the vaudeville show, grandpa? Did you meet the kaiser?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Still get a good 6-8 spurts per set, average distance 1.8m. My trainer says I got some of the best stuff he’s ever seen. I got scouted for the big leagues out of college but due to a bum knee I never got out of double A. Rope king 
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I'm turning 40 in 4 months and my girlfriend is 56. Women my age and younger do nothing for me and my girlfriend is far too active to date men her age. We've both worked/work in elder care and we absolutely know what lays ahead. I've seen relatives go through dementia care and I have no illusions about what happens when you age. I'd rather spend my life with someone I really love and care about than Lockhorns my way through middle age and later life with someone I can barely put up with.
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the good thing about getting older is that you're also getting closer to death
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