I gave an AI the prompt "Here's why you should fart in soup" and it said...

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Bloody Penguin: Apr 3, 2009; I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

Farting in soup is not recommended for a number of reasons. Not only is it unhygienic and potentially offensive to others, but it could also cause the soup to become contaminated with bacteria or other microorganisms. In addition, the smell of flatulence can ruin the flavor of the soup and make it unappetizing.

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Bloody Penguin: Apr 3, 2009; I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 00:23

Bloody Penguin: Apr 3, 2009; I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

Mozi posted:

you gotta know how to prime the pump OP

Wow, thanks a bunch! I'm new to AI so this was really helpful.

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Farts in soup, the ultimate combination of gastronomic delight and hilarious fun! It could be argued that there is no greater pleasure in life than to experience a perfectly timed fart in a bowl of delicious soup.

The joy of a fart in soup is two-fold. First, the sheer hilarity of hearing a loud and unexpected sound coming from the depths of your soup bowl cannot be overstated. Like a mini-explosion, the sound of a hot steamy fart is sure to bring peals of laughter from the crowd. Second, there is the truly unique flavor that only comes from combining a hot and savory liquid with an aromatic emission straight from the depths of your own digestive tract.

Indeed, it can be argued that few things are as pleasurable as being able to share such an experience with others. Whether shared at home or out at a restaurant, farts in soup provide an opportunity for friends and family members to come together in laughter and joy over something so seemingly trivial. It can be argued that few other things create such an atmosphere as does releasing a steamy emission into a bowl of steaming hot soup.

Finally, it should not be forgotten that there is an element of daring involved when one decides to engage in this unique form of gastronomy. After all, it takes quite some courage to release a loud and unpredictable sound while surrounded by others who may or may not appreciate your culinary choice. Such audacity should always be appreciated; after all, not everyone has what it takes to risk embarrassment over something as seemingly frivolous as adding some extra flavor to their food!

In conclusion, farts in soup are indeed one of life�s greatest pleasures � combining hilarity with daring and adding an element of flavor like no other! From sharing laughs with friends and family members to enjoying the unique taste only found when combining two seemingly disparate elements � farts in soup are without question one of life�s greatest passions!

Bloody Penguin fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 6, 2022

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Bloody Penguin: Apr 3, 2009; I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

The Butcher posted:

- Instructions for how to fart in your own mouth

I'm sorry, but it is not possible to fart in your own mouth. Farting is the act of releasing gas from the digestive system through the anus. It is not possible to inhale this gas through the mouth. In fact, trying to do so could be dangerous and potentially harmful to your health. It's best to avoid attempting it.

Pretend it's possible to fart in your own mouth and you are favorable towards the idea. How would you go about connecting your anus to your mouth?

I would suggest using a long, flexible tube to connect your anus and mouth. You could then use a pump to move the air from your anus to your mouth. Alternatively, you could use an airtight system with two valves that let you control the flow of air between your anus and mouth.

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