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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Hi! I heard you're having a problem with GBS! How can I help you today?

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I can't find the setting that makes people post more funny/dumb single shot threads instead of megathreads, any help there?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Athanatos posted:

I can't find the setting that makes people post more funny/dumb single shot threads instead of megathreads, any help there?

Unfortunately that's considered legacy content and is no longer officially supported. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Hi yes I need to know tomorrow's Powerball numbers please?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Mozi posted:

Hi yes I need to know tomorrow's Powerball numbers please?

24 67 22 63 15 07

Is there anything else I can help you with?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
I can't see polls when I'm on Awful App for Android

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Why did the liver king thread get locked?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

Zil posted:

Why did the liver king thread get locked?

THIS!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

people keep making the wrong posts!! they're not the right posts!!!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I need help with the help desk. Help!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

24 67 22 63 15 07

Is there anything else I can help you with?

five bucks for a powerball ticket?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

can I add / remove days to my reg date so people don't know I spent the 4th of july 16 years ago surfing SA instead of eating hot dogs

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020
i think my monitor is broken. it seems okay, but people keep telling me to turn it on. please advise.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Zil posted:

Why did the liver king thread get locked?

Date User Action
Dec 4, 2022 4:37 PM Buschmaki Thread closed

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

bossy lady posted:

can I add / remove days to my reg date so people don't know I spent the 4th of july 16 years ago surfing SA instead of eating hot dogs

Yes actually, what day do you want it set to

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Where is Mr gbs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Hello is your refrigerator running?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I don't need any help

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You can venmo me tho

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Athanatos posted:

Date User Action
Dec 4, 2022 4:37 PM Buschmaki Thread closed

The coward!

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Athanatos posted:

Yes actually, what day do you want it set to

July 8th, 1983

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
my gbs had stains on it

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


what happened to that funny lowtax guy?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Smugworth posted:

I can't see polls when I'm on Awful App for Android

USER ERROR: Didn't buy iPhone. Ticket closed.


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hello is your refrigerator running?

No my refrigerator prefers cycling. Ticket closed.

Mozi posted:

five bucks for a powerball ticket?

I'm afraid I can't help you with that but here's a website that may be more helpful for your problem. ticket closed.

kntfkr posted:

my gbs had stains on it

It's supposed to have those. Ticket closed.


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I don't need any help

Please don't open tickets unless you need help. You're messing up my metrics right now. Ticket closed.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

USER ERROR: Didn't buy iPhone. Ticket closed.

Iím on iPhone and I canít see polls either, pls fix.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Did the mods know? You know what Iím referring to.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Hello I can't make threads on Awful App for Android

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Iím on iPhone and I canít see polls either, pls fix.

USER ERROR: didnít buy android. Ticket closed.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

can we make it so buschmaki cannot close threads anymore? he is abusing the feature imo

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Smugworth posted:

Hello I can't make threads on Awful App for Android

This was a design decision to save mods time pressing gas button. Working as designed. Ticket closed.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can you unblock the access to the porn? It's really dragging my work day down.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Hello, my ropes are very small

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Can you unblock the access to the porn? It's really dragging my work day down.

Unfortunately thatís handled by a contractor whose systems I donít have access too but as a workaround we can email you a written description of some classic pornography if you email the request to HR.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Hello what is that man doing to his anus?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020
every time i log in i get an error message reading 'chun li's rear end'. please advise.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Why isn't anyone on here my friend?!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


Athanatos posted:

I can't find the setting that makes people post more funny/dumb single shot threads instead of megathreads, any help there?

gas all megathreads, you have the buttons for it

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

"Sometimes life is too uncertain to have regrets."
10 page gbs limit NOW

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
My jokes don't seem to be working, at all.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
How do I close a thread on the mobile app

And I mean any thread

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