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I frequently wake up in cold sweats about the Honey Comb demon, who is apparently called The Craver or Crazy Cravin’. Honey Comb isn’t even that good so like, if this breakfast elemental is bonkers over it, he has spat in the face of any loving creator to haunt us all. 
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Pretty much all of them if I'm being honest.. Tony the Tiger - Giant jacked furry. I wouldn't stand a chance. Cookie Crisp Wolf - Sugar crazed wolf. Would rip me to shreds. Lucky the Leprechaun - Magic powers. You've seen the leprechaun movies.. Captain Crunch - Definitely a PTSD crazed sailor. Could definitely see flogging in my future.
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Dec 7, 2022 00:41
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this guy, and because I'd pay him to
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Dec 7, 2022 00:42
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Cubone posted:this guy, and because I'd pay him to Kinky. 
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Dec 7, 2022 00:44
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Cubone posted:this guy, and because I'd pay him to Rename this cereal to Himb-O’s and it would do gangbusters nowadays
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Dec 7, 2022 00:46
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Count Chocula and Frankenberry getting all up in that rear end
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Dec 7, 2022 01:25
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Brother Tadger posted:Count Chocula and Frankenberry getting all up in that rear end I think I could take count Chocula. nerdy little bitch. he's not even a real vampire he just lies about it so he can get that goth pussy.
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Dec 7, 2022 01:27
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cinnamon toast crunch guy pounding my cinnamon swirl
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Dec 7, 2022 02:30
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id gently caress up some stupid cereal mascot id punch that quaker bitch right in the throat
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Dec 7, 2022 02:32
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King Vitamin comes in and replaces my Magic Spoon with real sugar cereal, my foot falls off due to the diabetes. Motherfucker comes and sweeps the leg.
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Dec 7, 2022 02:33
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Nooner posted:id gently caress up some stupid cereal mascot id punch that quaker bitch right in the throat 
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Dec 7, 2022 02:37
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The Cereal Puff frog would be my final battle, no way I'm fighting a Toucan
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Dec 7, 2022 02:39
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Dec 7, 2022 02:42
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Frute Brute brutalizes me with fruit
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Dec 7, 2022 03:38
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i wonder which cereal box graphic designer has the best nose ring
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Dec 7, 2022 03:39
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Tony the Tiger probably could gently caress some poo poo up. Claw the gently caress out your rear end in a top hat, and not in a pleasurable way like some might hope.
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Dec 7, 2022 04:34
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that fella doing shot putt on the oats package, but into my balls. rekd. Huffff.... Offf. and probably the quaker oats quaker guy would just burn me at the stake or summat.
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Dec 7, 2022 04:37
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rear end-kicking is very sensual ITT.
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Dec 7, 2022 04:47
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I definitely would not want to gently caress with the Honey Smacks frog.
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Dec 7, 2022 05:02
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the quaker oats guy
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Dec 7, 2022 05:04
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Prob cornflakes because they would shred my anus
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Dec 7, 2022 05:05
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The luckycharms irishman
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Dec 7, 2022 05:09
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Those old gilfs from the French Toast Crunch commercials.
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Dec 7, 2022 05:14
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Pretty much all of them? They're all cartoons and as such are basically just the puppets of forces that can shapeshift, drop 16 ton weights on you, draw a hole in the wall that convinces you to run into it. I bet I could hold out against Snap Crackle and Pop on their own no problem, but with some big hand that comes out of the sky with an eraser? Not a chance.
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Dec 7, 2022 05:21
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count chocula because uhh doi he's a fuckin' vampire
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Dec 7, 2022 05:49
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thin blue whine posted:count chocula because uhh doi he's a fuckin' vampire i mix a spoonfull of one ofthese motherfuckers  into my count chocula to make sure it is safe to eat each morning
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Dec 7, 2022 05:51
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Count Cockula
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Dec 7, 2022 06:05
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Snap. Crackle. Pop. Unless they fight one at a time. But !look at them. You know it's going to be some clockwork orange poo poo.
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Dec 7, 2022 06:23
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"Omae wa mou shinderu" whispers the trix rabbit as trix cereal spills from my sliced stomach
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Dec 7, 2022 06:25
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If I was allergic to bee stings, the Cheerios bee could probably gently caress me up something fierce. Huh, his name is Buzzbee.
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Dec 7, 2022 06:38
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boo berry could gently caress my rear end! i mean kick
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Dec 7, 2022 06:55
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smacks frog can kick my rear end haha smack me around a bit and then maybe we kiss?? haha unless..
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Dec 7, 2022 07:06
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Coco the monkey. An angry monkey can literally tear off your face and genitals.
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Dec 7, 2022 07:10
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I'm so conflict avoidant, they probably all could. Even this dweeb. 
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Dec 7, 2022 07:21
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Wifi Toilet posted:I'm so conflict avoidant, they probably all could. Why did they add a lisp?
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Dec 7, 2022 07:42
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Cubone posted:this guy, and because I'd pay him to homered on the first pitch
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Dec 7, 2022 08:22
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I’ve always been a little scared of count chocula tbh. 
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Dec 7, 2022 10:07
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any of those kids who can see the taste in cinnamon toast crunch, i could kick all their asses, what was the question again
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Dec 7, 2022 10:10
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Can I list instead the few that I am sure could beat 50 percent of the time? I think that would be a shorter list.
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Dec 7, 2022 10:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’ve always been a little scared of count chocula tbh. Fun fact, his name is Count Alfred Chocula
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Dec 7, 2022 10:13
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