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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Pyromancy posting
Metal modding
I frequently wake up in cold sweats about the Honey Comb demon, who is apparently called The Craver or Crazy Craviní. Honey Comb isnít even that good so like, if this breakfast elemental is bonkers over it, he has spat in the face of any loving creator to haunt us all.

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CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.
Pretty much all of them if I'm being honest..

Tony the Tiger - Giant jacked furry. I wouldn't stand a chance.
Cookie Crisp Wolf - Sugar crazed wolf. Would rip me to shreds.
Lucky the Leprechaun - Magic powers. You've seen the leprechaun movies..
Captain Crunch - Definitely a PTSD crazed sailor. Could definitely see flogging in my future.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
this guy, and because I'd pay him to

CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.

Cubone posted:

this guy, and because I'd pay him to


Kinky. :huh:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Pyromancy posting
Metal modding

Cubone posted:

this guy, and because I'd pay him to



Rename this cereal to Himb-Oís and it would do gangbusters nowadays

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Count Chocula and Frankenberry getting all up in that rear end

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Brother Tadger posted:

Count Chocula and Frankenberry getting all up in that rear end

I think I could take count Chocula. nerdy little bitch. he's not even a real vampire he just lies about it so he can get that goth pussy.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
cinnamon toast crunch guy pounding my cinnamon swirl

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
id gently caress up some stupid cereal mascot id punch that quaker bitch right in the throat

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

King Vitamin comes in and replaces my Magic Spoon with real sugar cereal, my foot falls off due to the diabetes. Motherfucker comes and sweeps the leg.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner posted:

id gently caress up some stupid cereal mascot id punch that quaker bitch right in the throat

:yeah:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The Cereal Puff frog would be my final battle, no way I'm fighting a Toucan

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!




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LL_Ghoul_J
Oct 22, 2004

Get Heavy
Frute Brute brutalizes me with fruit

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i wonder which cereal box graphic designer has the best nose ring

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Tony the Tiger probably could gently caress some poo poo up. Claw the gently caress out your rear end in a top hat, and not in a pleasurable way like some might hope.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
that fella doing shot putt on the oats package, but into my balls. rekd.
Huffff.... Offf.

and probably the quaker oats quaker guy would just burn me at the stake or summat.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


rear end-kicking is very sensual ITT.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

Fun Shoe
I definitely would not want to gently caress with the Honey Smacks frog.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the quaker oats guy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Prob cornflakes because they would shred my anus

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The luckycharms irishman

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Those old gilfs from the French Toast Crunch commercials.

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Pretty much all of them? They're all cartoons and as such are basically just the puppets of forces that can shapeshift, drop 16 ton weights on you, draw a hole in the wall that convinces you to run into it. I bet I could hold out against Snap Crackle and Pop on their own no problem, but with some big hand that comes out of the sky with an eraser? Not a chance.

thin blue whine
Feb 20, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
count chocula because uhh doi he's a fuckin' vampire

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

thin blue whine posted:

count chocula because uhh doi he's a fuckin' vampire

i mix a spoonfull of one ofthese motherfuckers

into my count chocula to make sure it is safe to eat each morning

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Count Cockula

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Snap. Crackle. Pop. Unless they fight one at a time. But !look at them. You know it's going to be some clockwork orange poo poo.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

"Omae wa mou shinderu" whispers the trix rabbit as trix cereal spills from my sliced stomach

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris
If I was allergic to bee stings, the Cheerios bee could probably gently caress me up something fierce.

Huh, his name is Buzzbee.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍
boo berry could gently caress my rear end!


i mean kick

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
smacks frog can kick my rear end haha smack me around a bit and then maybe we kiss?? haha unless..

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Coco the monkey.

An angry monkey can literally tear off your face and genitals.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
I'm so conflict avoidant, they probably all could.
Even this dweeb.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Wifi Toilet posted:

I'm so conflict avoidant, they probably all could.
Even this dweeb.



Why did they add a lisp?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Cubone posted:

this guy, and because I'd pay him to



homered on the first pitch

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
Iíve always been a little scared of count chocula tbh. :tinfoil:

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
any of those kids who can see the taste in cinnamon toast crunch, i could kick all their asses, what was the question again

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
Can I list instead the few that I am sure could beat 50 percent of the time? I think that would be a shorter list.

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Pyromancy posting
Metal modding

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Iíve always been a little scared of count chocula tbh. :tinfoil:

Fun fact, his name is Count Alfred Chocula

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