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Escape From Noise

It's an authentic neighborhood like Little Italy but tiny.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Grabbing a handful of miniature cannoli with a thimble of espresso.

Lobster Harmonica

I'm visiting Spittle Italy. It's like regular italy but everything is made of spit/slobber

Finger Prince


It's just Giuseppe's Pizzaria and an espresso cart.

Finger Prince


Italy Pop-Up

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Every Saint's feast day, Giuseppe takes a tiny saint figurine out of his pocket, which is technically a shrine under canon law, waves it around in the air, tapes a dollar to it, then puts it back in his pocket.

nut

me the whole time: scuzi scuzi

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
lunchables were invented in tiny italy



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!

nut posted:

me the whole time: scuzi scuzi


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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
eyyy i'm carefully picking my way through the microscopic streets here



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
the mob turf war is two guys shoving each other at the gelateria

google THIS

It's an actual boot

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

the mob turf war is two guys shoving each other at the gelateria

Ey! Big guy, huh? Here we like things tiny and tidy!

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

me the whole time: scuzi scuzi

Escape From Noise

Inhabitants of micro Italy put into a conundrum. They want to treat you like family and invite you in but there's literally no space.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


i go to tiny italy and stomp on the tiny italians like they are ants and maniacally scream 'EYYY IM WALKIN HERE'


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


it turns out tiny italians are filled with cannoli filling and they are delicious


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


flooding the streets of tiny italy with a jar of pizza sauce and the tiny italians are much less thrilled about it than i thought they would be


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
i make-a da tiny spaghetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLDU0pnHGZg

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

relatable

Finger Prince


Tiny Italian grandma: "mangia, mangia!... Oh, he mangia too much..."

RepeatingMeme


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Me, holding a map up looking around at steet signs trying to orient myself

Dang, it says it should be right here... Tiny italy right here on the corner of-

CRUNCH

Moves fanny pack aside and check the bottom of my shoe

Dag nabbit, well this vacation was a bust!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
eyy look out it's the tiny mafia, claiming to be tiny legitimate businessmen



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
tiny tony lazuto says hello in a tiny squeaky voice



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
extracting microplastic beads from makeup to play bocce with

idiotsavant
Enough, enough, my tiny pasta pot!

Escape From Noise

Dr. Honked posted:

tiny tony lazuto says hello in a tiny squeaky voice

I think you mean Bit Tony.

Finger Prince


Wait, wasn't this in a movie? Or maybe a book I read?

Heather Papps

hello friend


here in tiny italy our traditional coffee is served in a thimble



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Finger Prince


There was this scene, I'm sure from a movie, where the protagonist was hiding or was keeping secret a population of refugees from faerie land or tiny people land or something, and they lived in like a tiny Hell's Kitchen or Bronx or something, in a back room, with washing strung between their tiny buildings, and shouting at eachother across the way. The bad guys found out about it and torched or otherwise wrecked the place. gently caress I wish I remembered what this was from.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
flirting with Tiny Fascism

Heather Papps

hello friend


Buttchocks posted:

flirting with Tiny Fascism

at least the model trains ran on time!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

at least the model trains ran on time!

That's just a tiny bit of propoganda. Lil' Duce had nothing to do with the trains running. They were just continuing on as they had before him.

Farecoal

There he go
The Minutes of Lead

idiotsavant

Finger Prince posted:

There was this scene, I'm sure from a movie, where the protagonist was hiding or was keeping secret a population of refugees from faerie land or tiny people land or something, and they lived in like a tiny Hell's Kitchen or Bronx or something, in a back room, with washing strung between their tiny buildings, and shouting at eachother across the way. The bad guys found out about it and torched or otherwise wrecked the place. gently caress I wish I remembered what this was from.

feivel goes west

Finger Prince


idiotsavant posted:

feivel goes west

Nope, not even remotely.

FutonForensic

I'm calmly explaining to the little Italians that the rats from Ratatouille will not "take their jobs" because they live in France, and additionally are fictional rats

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
calling it "itty-bitalia" so they don't peg me as a tourist

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
oh wow the whole thing literally fits inside a boot

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canyoneer posted:

oh wow the whole thing literally fits inside a boot

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