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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017
What were you expecting exactly??

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



A picture obviously

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Corn Glizzy posted:

A picture obviously

Gross.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017
You're gross.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub, I'm ripped!
You act like I still won't masturbate to this

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Beefed Owl posted:

You act like I still won't masturbate to this

Ew.

I think this thread was a big mistake. This isn't some gross sex thing. It's art.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
oh that?
thats just my Big Titty Anime Figurine.
I got a great deal on it

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-3914610

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Thinking on this as an accent piece for the den.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dsf posted:

oh that?
thats just my Big Titty Anime Figurine.
I got a great deal on it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Rope report op?

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Smugworth posted:

Rope report op?

Yeah, I use ropes to make sure the cats don't knock it down. Just tie one side to the wall and the other to the floor.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Finally. Took long enough, Jesus

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Literally A Person posted:

Thinking on this as an accent piece for the den.

you can't afford it op

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

kntfkr posted:

you can't afford it op

This may surprise you but I am a big investor in Objet d'art

Odoyle
Sep 9, 2003
Odoyle Rules!
I thought it was a 3D printer thing

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

Someotmes life makes you feel like a used anime figure.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Literally A Person posted:

What were you expecting exactly??

A big bowl of coleslaw.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Someotmes life makes you feel like a used anime figure.

Left out by the trash at night so no one sees who left it there.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
figurine sounds like some weak poo poo give me those full figured anime milkers

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

Literally A Person posted:

Left out by the trash at night so no one sees who left it there.

Resold on Ebay actually.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Private Cumshoe posted:

figurine sounds like some weak poo poo give me those full figured anime milkers

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Was expecting a lot more cum in the thread :one:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!

THIS!!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i was hoping to get all horned up at a big titty anime figurine maybe post some horney smilies like :q: and :jackbud: :mrgw: etc

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Nooner posted:

i was hoping to get all horned up at a big titty anime figurine maybe post some horney smilies like :q: and :jackbud: :mrgw: etc

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM73Wbf7-jI&t=220s

I would be torn about one of my favorite YouTube personalities also being an unabashed huge anime nerd, but Whomp! was my favorite webcomic ever and Ronnie is basically the same guy so I guess I just find the duality of

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nooner posted:

i was hoping to get all horned up at a big titty anime figurine maybe post some horney smilies like :q: and :jackbud: :mrgw: etc

And....??

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Wow yet another rugpull thread. Shanít say Iím surprised.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






e: i don't know if you can get this as a figurine, but you can get it as a tit mousepad https://www.amazon.com/LNIUB-Joestar-Bizarre-Adventure-Mousepad/dp/B08K8DKV9W

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Dec 8, 2022

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005




I would unironically love to see one of these things show up on Antiques Roadshow.

I want to watch one of their fancy antique experts spend 5 whole minutes talking about and pointing out all the very fine and important details of a big titty anime figure worth over $100K American dollars on PBS.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Literally A Person posted:

This may surprise you but I am a big investor in Objet d'art

You jest but I've been trying to sell what is probably an uncatalogued Hogarth painting since 2006 but I've never been able to get an antiques chode show art nerd in Lambertville or Princeton to say "Yeah, that's a Hogarth." but the Lambertville people are not Hogarth experts and the Princeton people know his engravings and not his paintings. Might have to take it to London. If it's real, it would instantly solve all my problems but if it's just like school of Hogarth by some loser and no one wants it, well I don't know if my heart could take that kind of disappointment.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


It bugs me when there's a big titty anime statue with artistry in it. Like really good movement and paint but then they just slap some big ol' honking titties on it and I realize I'm appreciating a wank doll and feel sad about myself.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






We can go bigger; we have the technology.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
They're not wank dolls they're action figures.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

Das Boo posted:

It bugs me when there's a big titty anime statue with artistry in it. Like really good movement and paint but then they just slap some big ol' honking titties on it and I realize I'm appreciating a wank doll and feel sad about myself.

drat.

and lol.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
voting 2 in honor of ur mom

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

God if you are Karol-Man I s2g LAP

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


The artist behind this was the answer to a question in my trivia league, and since I'd never heard of him before I decided to look up his most famous works. I was not prepared for what I found.

quote:

My Lonesome Cowboy is an 9.45-foot-tall (288 cm) sculpture depicting a smiling nude anime-inspired male figure with spiked hair. The figure's legs are spread, and he is gripping his large erect penis, which is ejaculating semen that circles around his body like a lasso.

quote:

Both My Lonesome Cowboy and its earlier companion piece Hiropon were produced during Murakami's so-called "bodily fluids" phase in the late 1990s, in which he depicted highly sexualized figures inspired by otaku culture.

Literally A Person posted:

Thinking on this as an accent piece for the den.

One hell of an accent piece, considering it's almost 7-and-a-half feet tall.

Haschel Cedricson fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 8, 2022

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
That giant jizzing goku really tied the room together.

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