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There are currently a few Coyotes, at least one Mountain Lion and probably the family of Javelinas that have been nearby since I moved in. How do I, as a social extrovert, avoid such crowds?
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Dec 9, 2022 08:08
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Set out some scary jack-o-lanterns to scare away the javelinas!
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Dec 9, 2022 08:14
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Kick your inlaws out OP.
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Dec 9, 2022 10:00
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Feed your possums and make a nice warm place for them to sleep
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Dec 9, 2022 10:08
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I've heard good things about having 30-50 wild hogs on hand, you should try that
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Dec 9, 2022 10:26
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expose yourself to them, so that they learn to avoid your gnarled and distressing form
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Dec 9, 2022 10:30
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Don't extroverts enjoy company? Did you mix up your words?
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Dec 9, 2022 10:52
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Fight the couger to assert dominance
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Dec 9, 2022 10:56
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Haven’t come across a mountain lion (yet), but have come across the other two. You leave them alone, and they’ll leave you alone. Also, keep your pets indoors (if you have any). I was startled by a buttload of quail once and it was the most  thing ever.
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Dec 9, 2022 12:23
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Plot to feed your neighbors annoying yappy dog to the 'yotes as a diplomatic measure, then lead the resulting coalition against the cougar and the bears
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Dec 9, 2022 12:50
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what you do is introduce a gorilla into the mix. Then once the gorilla has killed all the other animals you introduce a king cobra. Then when the king cobra has killed all the other animals you move. Move somewhere like the PNW. Once you get there the king cobra is somebody else's problem.
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Dec 9, 2022 13:39
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Make friends with them all, host a garden party and then hide inside while they kill each other.
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Dec 9, 2022 13:55
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You Are A Elf posted:buttload of quail good username
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Dec 9, 2022 14:00
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aminals are good and cool
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Dec 9, 2022 14:59
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if you can't beat'em join'em OP
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Dec 9, 2022 15:00
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I had never heard of a Javelina so I looked it up and saw it's a Peccary, which I have heard of. I learned something today because of this thread, and for that reason (and ONLY that reason) I hope the hostile wildlife doesn't kill you.
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Dec 9, 2022 15:03
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naem posted:aminals are good and cool  Coyotes are fun and v. chill, but don't let them near your pets Javelinas are very tiny wild pigs I would feel honored to see one goatface posted:Make friends with them all, host a garden party and then hide inside while they kill each other.  Halloween from My Side Of The Mountain
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Dec 9, 2022 15:05
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just put a couple of these badbois up around the house 
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Dec 9, 2022 15:05
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Give the cougar my number op 
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Dec 9, 2022 15:06
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Hunt them down and adorn yourself with their pelts. Let the other animals know you aren’t one to be trifled with!
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Dec 9, 2022 15:10
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Empty Sandwich posted:good username
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Dec 9, 2022 15:15
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buy a bunch of frozen rats and put them in your neighbors yard. problem solved. or if you hate your neighbor, buy a bunch of live rats and release them in their garage
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Dec 9, 2022 15:17
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You should face your fears and make friends with the beasts that dwell outside your home.
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Dec 9, 2022 16:12
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How many deer op
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Dec 9, 2022 16:36
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Ninurta posted:There are currently a few Coyotes, at least one Mountain Lion and probably the family of Javelinas that have been nearby since I moved in. Unless you are a cat or small dog, coyotes aren't really an issue. Just leave them be, don't feed or corner them. Do not try to pat. The cougar isn't a huge issue unless you are one of the above or a toddler, but should be reported to whatever your local wildlife management is. A javelina appears to be a small cute pig type thing, you should be fine with those.
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Dec 9, 2022 17:11
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what is your hand grenade situation OP?
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Dec 9, 2022 17:13
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Coyotes are cool and there should be more of them. Basically less lovely dogs
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Dec 9, 2022 17:14
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Sleep outside, wild animals are afraid of the scent of man.
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Dec 9, 2022 17:55
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Devils Affricate posted:Don't extroverts enjoy company? Did you mix up your words? Lol, they’ll never recover from this blunder
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