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Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

There are currently a few Coyotes, at least one Mountain Lion and probably the family of Javelinas that have been nearby since I moved in.

How do I, as a social extrovert, avoid such crowds?

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Jorge Bell
Aug 2, 2006
Set out some scary jack-o-lanterns to scare away the javelinas!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Kick your inlaws out OP.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Grimey Drawer
Feed your possums and make a nice warm place for them to sleep

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER
I've heard good things about having 30-50 wild hogs on hand, you should try that

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

expose yourself to them, so that they learn to avoid your gnarled and distressing form

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Don't extroverts enjoy company? Did you mix up your words?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Fight the couger to assert dominance

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Haven’t come across a mountain lion (yet), but have come across the other two. You leave them alone, and they’ll leave you alone. Also, keep your pets indoors (if you have any).

I was startled by a buttload of quail once and it was the most :3: thing ever.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Plot to feed your neighbors annoying yappy dog to the 'yotes as a diplomatic measure, then lead the resulting coalition against the cougar and the bears

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


what you do is introduce a gorilla into the mix. Then once the gorilla has killed all the other animals you introduce a king cobra. Then when the king cobra has killed all the other animals you move. Move somewhere like the PNW. Once you get there the king cobra is somebody else's problem.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Make friends with them all, host a garden party and then hide inside while they kill each other.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

You Are A Elf posted:

buttload of quail

good username

naem
May 29, 2011

aminals are good and cool

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you can't beat'em join'em OP

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I had never heard of a Javelina so I looked it up and saw it's a Peccary, which I have heard of. I learned something today because of this thread, and for that reason (and ONLY that reason) I hope the hostile wildlife doesn't kill you.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

STILL NOT FIT



Nap Ghost

naem posted:

aminals are good and cool

:haibrower:

Coyotes are fun and v. chill, but don't let them near your pets

Javelinas are very tiny wild pigs I would feel honored to see one


goatface posted:

Make friends with them all, host a garden party and then hide inside while they kill each other.

:hmmyes: Halloween from My Side Of The Mountain

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
just put a couple of these badbois up around the house

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Give the cougar my number op :pervert:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hunt them down and adorn yourself with their pelts. Let the other animals know you aren’t one to be trifled with!

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Empty Sandwich posted:

good username

:hmmyes:

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


buy a bunch of frozen rats and put them in your neighbors yard. problem solved.

or if you hate your neighbor, buy a bunch of live rats and release them in their garage

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


You should face your fears and make friends with the beasts that dwell outside your home.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How many deer op

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Ninurta posted:

There are currently a few Coyotes, at least one Mountain Lion and probably the family of Javelinas that have been nearby since I moved in.

How do I, as a social extrovert, avoid such crowds?

Unless you are a cat or small dog, coyotes aren't really an issue. Just leave them be, don't feed or corner them. Do not try to pat.

The cougar isn't a huge issue unless you are one of the above or a toddler, but should be reported to whatever your local wildlife management is.

A javelina appears to be a small cute pig type thing, you should be fine with those.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


what is your hand grenade situation OP?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Coyotes are cool and there should be more of them. Basically less lovely dogs

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Sleep outside, wild animals are afraid of the scent of man.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Devils Affricate posted:

Don't extroverts enjoy company? Did you mix up your words?

Lol, they’ll never recover from this blunder

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