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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
Get off on my plane
-Harrison Ford in Air Force Cum

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
You merely adopted the cock. I was born with it, molded by it. I didn’t see the clit until I was already a man.
-Vein in the Dark Knight Rises

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
Monkey throwing bone but it’s now a dildo
2001: A Sex Odyssey

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



I’m motherfuckin tired of suckin all these motherfuckin dicks on this motherfuckin plane!

~Dicks On A Plane

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
It’s our time down here. To gently caress
-Poonies

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
"Leave the cum. Take the cannolis."
-The Dongfather

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"Come."
-Captain Fuckhard in Star Trek: The Sex Generation

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
This is my rifle, this is my cum. This is for fighting, this is still cum.

-Recruits in Full Metal Jack Off

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Dick, I am your Cock!
-Hard Cock, Cock Wars episode V: Cock Strikes Dick

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



“Life is like a box of cock rings. You never know what size you’re gonna get.”

“I just felt like suckin’.”

“I could suck about a million and a half of those.”

~Forrest Cumdump

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"We're gonna need a bigger boat. Now suck my dick."
-- This Ain't Jaws: An XXX Porn Parody

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


“Dead or alive, you are cumming with me.”
-Robocock

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Luke... I am your step-father."
-- Star Whores Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Butt

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
We have no pussy.
-Pussy-listing guy, From Dusk Til Yawn, the most disappointing porn ever filmed

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Get your hands on me, you damned dirty ape!"
- The Planet of the Sexy Apes

RBA Starblade
Apr 27, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

What are you waiting for? Do it! Do me!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



“Come with me if you want to cum.”

~Sperminator 2: Plunge & Spray

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"What we've got here is a failure to cum on a crate."
- Cool Penis Luke

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"Welcome to the penis, pal."
-John McCock, I'm Hard

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

RBA Starblade posted:

What are you waiting for? Do it! Do me!

If it cums, we can suck it.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic safeword"
- Dominatrix Nedry

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

"We all lick down here...."
-Do It

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"Welcome to the Cock."
-- Sean Connery, The Cock

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




SHOW ME THE BALLS!!!!
- Scroty McGuire

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Homo, I've got a feeling we're not in man rear end anymore.

-The Jizzard of Ozz

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

N. Senada posted:

Monkey throwing bone but it’s now a dildo
2001: A Sex Odyssey

Redundant

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
What's in the box?
-seven a xxx parody

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
-gently caress
Buttholes wide shut

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




"We don't do that here"
- Mods to a woman enjoying sex

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


"If one receives dick from another, let one not do evil in return. Rather, let him extend dick to the enemy, that cum might unite them."

-Davidge "enema mine"

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

Fun Shoe
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he shoot six loads or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 10" Magnum, the most powerful dong in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
-Clint Eastwood, Really Dirty Harry

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris
"Come on me if you want to live."

-The Sperminator

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of jizz and came out clean on the other side.
-- The Shawshank Semention

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my balls are just going to cave in.
-- American Booty

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"I love the smell of anal lube in the morning."
-A Cock On Lips Now

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris
"Rosebud"

-Goatse Kane

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"YOU ARE TEARING MY ANUS APART, LISA!"
- The Roomy rear end in a top hat

vvv :hmmyes:

Mozi fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Dec 9, 2022

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mozi posted:

"YOU ARE TEARING MY ANUS APART, LISA!"
- The Roomy rear end in a top hat

:nws:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSod4cWsbcc

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
God help us, we're in the hands of engineers
- Jurassic Pork

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."
They do gently caress in herds.

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