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"We're gonna need a bigger boat. Now suck my dick." -- This Ain't Jaws: An XXX Porn Parody
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 19:36 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:55 |
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"Luke... I am your step-father." -- Star Whores Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Butt
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 19:40 |
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"Get your hands on me, you damned dirty ape!" - The Planet of the Sexy Apes
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 19:52 |
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"What we've got here is a failure to cum on a crate." - Cool Penis Luke
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 19:56 |
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"Welcome to the Cock." -- Sean Connery, The Cock
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 20:03 |
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Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of jizz and came out clean on the other side. -- The Shawshank Semention
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 20:28 |
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It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my balls are just going to cave in. -- American Booty
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 20:36 |
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"YOU ARE TEARING MY ANUS APART, LISA!" - The Roomy rear end in a top hat vvv Mozi fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Dec 9, 2022 |
# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 20:47 |
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"Of all the glory holes, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine." "I stick my dick out for nobody!" "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship with benefits." - Assabanga
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 21:51 |
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"My God... it's full of splooge..." -- 2069, A Space Odyssex
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 18:42 |
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"Don't try to gently caress me - gently caress me!" "You think that's rear end you're tasting right now?" "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the red pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the blue pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rear end in a top hat goes." "Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the cock and sucking the cock." "Have you ever had held a boob, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to tell if it was fake? How would you know the difference between the fake boob and the real boob?" - Cypher: You know, I know this dick doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Sucks the dick] Cypher: Ignorance is bliss. - Neo: Why do my eyes hurt? Morpheus: You've never bukakke'd them before. - Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo: Dildos. Lots of dildos. - "Dodge this." *cums* - Morpheus: Free your wang. [Morpheus jumps from one building to another a long distance away using his penis as a pole vault] Neo: Whoa.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 18:52 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:55 |
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"Somehow, Palpatine has returned to full hardness."
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 19:37 |