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STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

Welcome to Initech. Modern solutions, for modern problems. We form our name by combining the great powers of the INTERNET and TECHNOLOGY! Fun! Working for us is always an exciting time, from filling out our TPS Reports to updating our clients' software for the upcoming Y2K bug, working here puts you at the cutting edge of IT! However, it appears that there has been some book cooking, and unfortunately, I think that there are even some rogue entities in the office that want to lay off some of the staff. Sad!

These are the Bobs. They are responsible for the unenviable task of having to let members of the team go. They are not responsible for who actually goes, that is determined each day shift and night shift.

This game is new player friendly. The game will not lie, so no death millers or anything silly like that. Try not to focus too much on game mechanics and alignments. Flavor will not dictate game mechanics. Mostly.

Rules

Day period will last 48-72 hours, time is arbitrary but will be posted at start of day. Nights will have a 24 hour deadline but night phase may end early when all night actions are in. Think of it as a soft 18-24 hour deadline. Try not to game it, I end it when I get to it.
Standard mafia rules apply, don't fake day actions, don't edit your posts, if you're dead don't post in the thread anymore.
Don't be a jerk. If the game is making you mad, close the tab, stand up, and go for a walk. It's a game.
Anti-Lurker Rule: If you make less than 10 posts in a game-day that lasts longer than 24 hours, you will be issued a warning. If you do it again, you will be laid off, without severance.
Don't copy/paste your role pm or any communications from out of the thread. Paraphrase if you have to. Copy and paste, copy and DIE.
Hammer Rule: When there is a hammer and someone has received enough votes for elimination, the game will go to a twilight phase until I can get to the thread to close it. If you were the one voted, stop posting. Other players can still post freely but no game actions can occur during the twilight period.

AnonymousNarcotics (they/them)
b-minus1
Cloacamazing! (she/her)
Grandicap (He, Him)
Green Wing (She/Her)
Idle Amalgam
Illusionis
Maerlyn (she/her)
Mr. Humalong (w/e)
ObamaAkbar. (He/him)
PlasticAutomaton (He/Him/Whatever)
Rhymes With Clue
Sandwolf (He/Him)
Toalpaz (She/Her & They/Them)
wologar

Replacement Reserve Players: shwinnebago

STONE COLD 64 fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jan 4, 2023

# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:18

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# ? Apr 2, 2023 08:03

Idle Amalgam: Mar 7, 2008; said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven

I believe you have my scum role?

# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:30

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

Mafia me up

# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:49

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

i'll pllay

# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:50

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

INitech!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:06

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

Yes.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:39

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:41

shwinnebego: Jul 11, 2002

put me in as a replacement

# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:59

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

I'm in!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:07

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

# ? Dec 23, 2022 22:58

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

I would like to play.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 23:55

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

bimp

# ? Dec 27, 2022 20:26

shwinnebego: Jul 11, 2002

I�ll play if ya end up needing to downsize to 15 or fewer, more than 15 and I can�t remember who�s who and the games last like the amount of time it takes for a child to move from object permanence to theory of mind and I forget the beginning by the middle

# ? Dec 28, 2022 02:41

Green Wing: Oct 28, 2013; Gosh

I will play the mafia

# ? Dec 28, 2022 06:28

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Observer plz

# ? Dec 28, 2022 14:50

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Sure

# ? Dec 28, 2022 18:19

My Second Re-Reg: Aug 31, 2021; Come on down.
Let's make a deal.

b-minus1 posted:

Observer plz

Yeah, is there a discord? I'm feeling unspoiled obs for this one.

# ? Dec 28, 2022 22:59

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

My Second Re-Reg posted:

Yeah, is there a discord? I'm feeling unspoiled obs for this one.

I'll get one going soon

e: here it is

STONE COLD 64 fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Dec 29, 2022

# ? Dec 29, 2022 01:30

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Fine I�ll play

# ? Dec 29, 2022 14:31

Illusionis: Dec 12, 2011

I'm gonna avoid losing my cushy office job by keeping my head down

# ? Dec 30, 2022 20:02

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

I will make it work even though 17 is too many, but I'm not coming in on Saturday!

# ? Jan 2, 2023 20:21

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; One day I will be your Evil Stepmother, but today is not that day.

Okay let's do it

# ? Jan 2, 2023 20:46

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

gonna cut it down to 15, will start the game tomorrow!

# ? Jan 2, 2023 20:53

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

JOHN CENA posted:

gonna cut it down to 15, will start the game tomorrow!

A man after my own heart!

# ? Jan 2, 2023 21:45

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; One day I will be your Evil Stepmother, but today is not that day.

JOHN CENA posted:

gonna cut it down to 15, will start the game tomorrow!

Give me the best role plz tia

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:47

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016

Unspoiled obs, can double as replacement too.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:51

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

i need green wing and humalong to enter the discord

# ? Jan 4, 2023 00:56

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

Hey all!

Is anyone currently in possession of crimson stationery?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:06

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

Also, preemptive measure.

##vote Green Wing

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:06

STONE COLD 64: Oct 20, 2006

Game on

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:09

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Green Wing (1): wologar

Not Voting (14): AnonymousNarcotics, b-minus1, Cloacamazing!, Grandicap, Green Wing, Idle Amalgam, Illusionis, Maerlyn, Mr. Humalong, ObamaAkbar., PlasticAutomaton, Rhymes With Clue, Sandwolf, Toalpaz

With 15 alive, it's 8 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 05th, 2023 at 11 p.m. EST -- that's in about 2 days, 2 hours.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:09

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Ugh, Mondays. Am I rite?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:10

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

wologar posted:

Also, preemptive measure.

##vote Green Wing

Would you say you are...

Jumping to conclusions?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:12

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

What�s happening?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:12

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Ugh, Mondays. Am I rite?

It's Tuesday, tho.

Wednesday if you live in the future.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:13

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

Grandicap posted:

Would you say you are...

Jumping to conclusions?

loose

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:14

Green Wing: Oct 28, 2013; Gosh

Film reference! (I've never seen it)

wologar posted:

Also, preemptive measure.

##vote Green Wing

This is only going to get more funny every time, I'm sure!

Also, voting before the game starts, instant modkill who's with me.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:14

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

##vote Maer

For wearing the minimum 15 pieces of flair. It's up to you if you want to do the bare minimum, but people come to Tchochkes for more than just a hamburger. We just want you to express yourself.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:15

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

Green Wing posted:

Film reference! (I've never seen it)

This is only going to get more funny every time, I'm sure!

Also, voting before the game starts, instant modkill who's with me.

When has this happened before? :goofy:

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:18

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# ? Apr 2, 2023 08:03

Green Wing: Oct 28, 2013; Gosh

wologar posted:

When has this happened before?

In the last game I was in! It wasn't you but it was somebody.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:20

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