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star trek: the whale movie is without a doubt the best trek movie because it has the least amount of actual dumb star trek poo poo and JJ should have realized that and made one of his reboots about going back to save wolves or some other cute endangered animal instead of the garbage fire poo poo his movies were about. they arent even star wars sequels bad in a way thats entertaining to poo poo on. Should of had the borg queen from the borq movie come back as picards mother or made worfs son goth Whale movie Borg movie Everything else is poo poo. You cant save this franchise i fuckin dare you to try
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 09:38 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 19:30 |
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Star trek 2: what if Khan was a big white nerd.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 09:42 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:star trek: the whale movie is without a doubt the best trek movie because it has the least amount of actual dumb star trek poo poo and JJ should have realized that and made one of his reboots about going back to save wolves or some other cute endangered animal instead of the garbage fire poo poo his movies were about. Even as a kid Star Trek 4 was my favorite one, it was pretty obvious.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 17:28 |
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i still haven't seen four, search for spock kinda drained a lot of the desire to watch more star trek movies out of me
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 15:19 |
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funny how for years 4 was the most successful movie and yet every time they want to do a movie it's gotta be as little like 4 as possible
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 18:01 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:funny how for years 4 was the most successful movie and yet every time they want to do a movie it's gotta be as little like 4 as possible 4 was the main reason TNG even got greenlighted iirc, so it saved the series Imagine if there was no TNG and Star Trek ended with God needing a spaceship
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 19:32 |
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Feldegast42 posted:4 was the main reason TNG even got greenlighted iirc, so it saved the series TNG was officially announced more than a month before The Voyage Home was released in theaters.
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# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:05 |
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it feels wrong for the whale movie to be a star trek movie it's too good to be part of A Brand
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# ? Dec 27, 2022 23:33 |
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Did they ever explain what was the thing that needed a spaceship?
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# ? Dec 28, 2022 07:50 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Did they ever explain what was the thing that needed a spaceship? No, because not everything needs to be explained. Some things are better left to imagine or wonder.
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# ? Dec 28, 2022 13:38 |
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I'll go ahead and say I never liked the whale movie. It's got some laughs, sure, but it's cloyingly cute and manages to be the least Star Trek of the Trek movies, even if it doesn't fall into the usual Trek movie trap of being a brainless actioner. Every interaction between Kirk and the scientist fell somewhere on the gross/unbelievable scale. Also, I've lived in Alameda for twenty years and have seen a total of zero nuclear wessels.
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# ? Dec 28, 2022 20:31 |
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The Voyage Home is Star Trek as hell, it's just more in line with the comedy episodes like A Piece Of The Action
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# ? Dec 28, 2022 21:08 |
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Madurai posted:I'll go ahead and say I never liked the whale movie. It's got some laughs, sure, but it's cloyingly cute and manages to be the least Star Trek of the Trek movies, even if it doesn't fall into the usual Trek movie trap of being a brainless actioner. Every interaction between Kirk and the scientist fell somewhere on the gross/unbelievable scale. It is in fact the most star trek movie.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 02:07 |
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Timby posted:No, because not everything needs to be explained. Some things are better left to imagine or wonder. Yeah but this is star trek and their is cannon information about ferengi dongs.
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 02:09 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:star trek: the whale movie is without a doubt the best trek movie because it has the least amount of actual dumb star trek poo poo Having to go back in time to save whales so they can talk to a grumpy alien space tube is peak dumb star trek poo poo in the best way
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 06:51 |
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Madurai posted:I'll go ahead and say I never liked the whale movie. It's got some laughs, sure, but it's cloyingly cute and manages to be the least Star Trek of the Trek movies, even if it doesn't fall into the usual Trek movie trap of being a brainless actioner. Every interaction between Kirk and the scientist fell somewhere on the gross/unbelievable scale. It’s the best one actually and feels the most like the tv show. Strong disagree
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# ? Dec 29, 2022 22:27 |
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Bismack Billabongo posted:It’s the best one actually and feels the most like the tv show. Strong disagree TMP is the one most like the show, if by that you mean, "one episode of TV padded out to two hours."
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# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:39 |
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It's certainly true that THE VOYAGE HOME: Star Trek IV is indeed peak Star Trek, but I wouldn't call that a shame. It's a tough act to follow!
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 09:13 |
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noo clee er wessels
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 06:22 |
I'll take the whale movie over another couple classic Roddenberry sagas of "the Enterprise meets God, and it's a child or a computer or both"
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# ? Jan 4, 2023 15:40 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:The Voyage Home is Star Trek as hell, it's just more in line with the comedy episodes like A Piece Of The Action TNG should've had a movie about returning to that planet. Picard already knows how to wield a Tommy gun.
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# ? Jan 13, 2023 01:25 |
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i met someone yesterday who said they'd only seen one trek movie and... it was the one with the whales! that trick still works even after 2009, incredible.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 07:47 |
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what if they had shaved the whales instead? what if... what if
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 05:16 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:what if they had shaved the whales instead?
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 06:39 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:what if they had shaved the whales instead? Each of those bumps on the front of the whale is actually a hair follicle, with a single hair at the centre of it. It's a sensory thing.
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# ? Feb 1, 2023 05:07 |
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MikeJF posted:Each of those bumps on the front of the whale is actually a hair follicle, They've got a cream for that now days.
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# ? Feb 1, 2023 05:33 |
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I like VI and First Contact and STAR! TREK! BEYOND!
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# ? Feb 10, 2023 04:40 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 19:30 |
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it's a tie between borg queen and and the queen of the damned for my first "bust rod"
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