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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:"Socialists r big stinky doo doo heads!" Doesn't America have some diplomatic connection to other countries that identify as socialist or at least having some socialist policies? How are they supposed to interpret the house attempting to dismiss them?
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War Wizard posted:Doesn't America have some diplomatic connection to other countries that identify as socialist or at least having some socialist policies? I'm sure they do, but I doubt that these countries give (or should give) too much of a poo poo about meaningless resolutions like this. The only thing they're really good for are toilet paper and making regressives feel good about themselves.
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War Wizard posted:Doesn't America have some diplomatic connection to other countries that identify as socialist or at least having some socialist policies? The same way I interpret my four year old calling me a poo poo - laugh inside, ignore, and move on with the work of the day.
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the US fucks up venezuela's economy see this is what happens when your country is socialist. (we destroy your economy)
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:This is Tazer Balls Man erasure!  Tazer Balls Man made the ultimate sacrifice for his country and when I say country I mean the oversized, small handed Ommpa Loompa reject that went from a failed steak business to lead the racist, brainwormed half of the country into insurrection. Respect brother!
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So the gop really is trying to kill social security and every other aspect of the US that benefits anyone
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I only regret that I have but two balls to taze for my country.
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madmatt112 posted:The same way I interpret my four year old calling me a poo poo - laugh inside, ignore, and move on with the work of the day. I feel it's a bit more concerning when the four year old has a gun and thinks the teletubbies are telling them to kill the wokes.
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War Wizard posted:I feel it's a bit more concerning when the four year old has a gun and thinks the teletubbies are telling them to kill the wokes. Well, true, but keep in mind: this is a House resolution. They have about as much power to enforce this as I do to become president in 2024.
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Hey I think this guy might have a point https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1620184980919042064?s=20&t=dSNrTkcQHrkCvPPsChjx0A
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Most of these dipshits would look like Mr Magoo trying to figure out a nuclear reactor if you handed them a rifle. So tired of this performative bullshit from the hard-Rs.
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Barometer posted:She likes "bad boys" and nothing says "bad boy" like a dude with a demon inside him who scares you. You just have to get that guy's baby inside you, asap. This is from pages back, sorry, but I used to know a girl who left her husband and had a couple of kids with some absolutely reprehensible dude who she met at work because the co-worker convinced her he had a demon that lived in his penis. "Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
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Obsidianheart posted:This is from pages back, sorry, but I used to know a girl who left her husband and had a couple of kids with some absolutely reprehensible dude who she met at work because the co-worker convinced her he had a demon that lived in his penis. Who had the demon inside his penis, the husband or the reprehensible dude? I’m not sure which answer would make more sense
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Usually demons are synonymous with bad boys, so she left the husband for Demon Penis.
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Automatic Slim posted:Usually demons are synonymous with bad boys, so she left the husband for Demon Penis. Yes, this.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1621276804362240000?s=46&t=5KQK4Xkhn4L6jxVJNCS9KA So alpha male they need their own dating site, their own phone service, their own restaurants, even their own version of Amazon. Honestly, what a bunch of little frail bitches.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:One of best things last year were these places being torched Working proudly to take us back to the 1800's, even in disease and infant mortality
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Clockwerk posted:Who had the demon inside his penis, the husband or the reprehensible dude? I’m not sure which answer would make more sense He had a demon in his penis called Pillow Pants and one in his mouth called Listerfiend.
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Batterypowered7 posted:He had a demon in his penis called Pillow Pants IIRC, it was actually "Beastie".
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Hairy Right Hook posted:gently caress man, if this was only meant for arresting white people it would be hilarious "woop woop that's the sound of the racial divide police car" doesn't have the same ring to it though
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The Last Call posted:Talking to his people "I will tell Ukraine, because I am the best at this, Tell them, Ukraine, they are part of Russia now. " And his party will applaud him as a peace bringer while Russia genocides Ukraine
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1621266747713101824?s=20&t=yMLzz72eTGRFsOTHKp_XWQ This literally prevents people from being murdered.
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Hollismason posted:This literally prevents people from being murdered. Mostly women, though, and we can't have that!
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Compusaur posted:What in the gently caress does any of this mean? It's like me 20 years ago writing a paper that requires six pages and me writing four and making the font bigger This is the MAGA Republican. Unhinged idiots that think they're seeing how things really are because they made up a fantasy to world build. This is why they're so against mental health for anyone. They know they'd be the ones getting it because they're batshit loons
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Obsidianheart posted:Yes, this.  "T-there's a DEMON in my PENIS!"
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Danaru posted:I only regret that I have but two balls to taze for my country. Get some friends, you'll have more. You can work on synchronized ball tazing to make a fancy little show
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Hazo posted:Hey I think this guy might have a point And only Americans do. And if you're Republican you even try to vote two or three times.
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Obsidianheart posted:IIRC, it was actually "Beastie". How does this become common knowledge? Divorce transcripts? Does the wife share this with her friends or ex-husband? I or no one I’ve had a relationship with has had demonically possessed genitalia so is it shameful or something to brag about? Far turnaround when people hated her for not singing the Star Spangled Banner with enough respect.
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Hollismason posted:This literally prevents people from being murdered. Yeah, but see if the women would just comply they wouldn't be murdered.
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Obsidianheart posted:IIRC, it was actually "Beastie". weird name for syphilis but ok
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Automatic Slim posted:Far turnaround when people hated her for not singing the Star Spangled Banner with enough respect. You...you seem to think this is new? The same assholes that worship Trump are the ones prior to his run as a Republican considered him a traitor to the country. The same ones that scream about their patriotism and poo poo and then riot in the capitol to tear down democracy. The same people that scream their support for 9/11 responders and are troopz and then vote down any bills to get them needed medical help. The same people that cry as loud as they can they care about kids and get caught loving kids or vote harder for a kid fucker. Hypocrisy is like an art form for Republicans
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SocketWrench posted:And only Americans do. And if you're Republican you even try to vote two or three times. And if you live in the middle of loving nowhere and have a pointed skull, mysteriously absent chin, and follow the sun with open awe and slack, empty toothed jaw as it rises in the east and sinks in the west, your vote counts 2-4x more than someone who lives in a population centre!
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Automatic Slim posted:How does this become common knowledge? Divorce transcripts? Does the wife share this with her friends or ex-husband? My best friend also worked with them and told me all about it, because we both knew the girl (and her husband) from a previous job. The short version is the creepy rear end in a top hat guy told everyone he encountered about "Beastie" as an opening pitch to join his weird sex cult (female applicants only, please).
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