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Buce
Dec 23, 2005


gently caress it all

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War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Buce posted:

gently caress it all

Shall not be infringed. Guess we gotta give the unhinged person a gun.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

SocketWrench posted:

"I will tell Ukraine, because I am the best at this, Tell them, Ukraine, they are part of Russia now. "

And his party will applaud him as a peace bringer while Russia genocides Ukraine
trump only has one negotiation tactic and it's to get both groups together and say "come on!" until they agree to whatever he wants. "come on! come oooonn! cooome ooonnn!"
he'll do that lovely thing where he says that everyone agrees and it's over. "we'll do this, ok? ok? ok. we'll do this. done. great. everybody's happy"
then pout and leave when no one agrees. "no?no? really? no? ok. no it's fine. it's fiiiiinne. thank you. thank you"
then tell everyone that peace is harder than anyone ever knew.
the trump method!!TM

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





how come no one poasted this

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1619539101664821251

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Imagine being an incel in a world where, “my penis is possessed by a demon named Beastie,” can get you laid.

:lol: :lmao:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Strong Sauce posted:

the US fucks up venezuela's economy

see this is what happens when your country is socialist. (we destroy your economy)

Let's not downplay Maduro's role in that too lol

The man LOVES him some money

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jesus loving Christ

The more that comes out

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1621242109989732355?s=20&t=waojEnWTDEiP4iElMsbqEg

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1621243450375946240?s=20&t=waojEnWTDEiP4iElMsbqEg

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i...think maybe only doing what our slave owner ancestors would find acceptable may lead to some consequences for...oooooohhhhh


oooooooooh.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
sooooooo changing is legally unconstitutional

makes sense 🤔

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Found a country on the descendants of puritanical anti-authoritarian nutjobs who thought the family values of Henry the VIII were too lax and this is what you get. They're just extremely fortunate they lucked into an extreme wide and resource- rich country because if the USA was only as big as the original 13 colonies we'd all be speaking Spanish right about now.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Sorry if this has been posted already, but

Silk Now Claims A 'Bio Weapon' Sprayed Into The Air Killed Her Sister Diamond

quote:

Former President Donald Trump’s extremely right-wing podcasting supporter Rochelle “Silk” Richardson has come up with yet another conspiracy-theory death cause for her late sister, Lynnette “Diamond” Hardaway.

Richardson indicated on her podcast Wednesday that it was likely a mysterious “bio weapon” sprayed “into the air.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/diamond-silk-covid-vaccine-bio-weapon-sprayed-in-air_n_63dc5f1be4b0c8e3fc83c2f1

quote:

On her podcast Wednesday, Richardson she was “unable to say directly ... if my sister was vaxxed or not” — citing “legal purposes.”

“But I can ask you a question: If you knew that the vaccine, the thing that they call a vaccine, was a bio weapon, would you take it?”

But it doesn’t “matter if we’re vaxxed or not, because when you’re talking about a bio weapon that’s engineered and created to affect all of us ... it don’t matter,” she added.

“Are we being poisoned through our food ... are we being poisoned through the air?” she then asked.

“On the last show that Diamond was on, she was concerned about something being sprayed in the air,” Silk said. “And I agreed with her; it was something being sprayed in the air, and now my sister is dead today.”

Silk added: “Why are people falling dead, and why ain’t nobody talking about it?”

Silk said on her podcast Thursday that she would be able to discuss her various theories in more depth in the near future.

Trump attended Diamond’s memorial service last month in North Carolina and spoke at length, but when he said that while he admired her, he added that he really “didn’t know” her sister — even though they were a high-profile pair known as Diamond and Silk and they constantly extolled Trump on their podcast.

“I’m serious, I thought I knew them both. I didn’t,” Trump said. “I knew Diamond, but I didn’t know Silk at all. I just learned about Silk. You’re fantastic,” he added.

God that Trump quote at the end is an all-timer

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


InsertPotPun posted:

i...think maybe only doing what our slave owner ancestors would find acceptable may lead to some consequences for...oooooohhhhh


oooooooooh.

Does this mean we can lynch chuds as a danger to the community?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Propaganda Hour posted:

God that Trump quote at the end is an all-timer

Holy poo poo lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Also I'm sure he would have said "thug" if the officer was white:

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


post itt every time you lol that ASHLI BABBITT WAS MURDERED!!!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

kartikeya posted:

post itt every time you lol that ASHLI BABBITT WAS MURDERED!!!

She wasn't murdered, though.

She did however get an extra hole inserted.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
she died like a dog

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Stink Billyums posted:

she died like a dog

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
Remember when Trump bragged about having a us citizen assassinated during a presidential debate?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1621276804362240000?s=46&t=5KQK4Xkhn4L6jxVJNCS9KA
Lol settle down Butthead, it’s just a basic phone provider with sketchy coverage at best, probably using the same service that the wokes use

Pages ago, but I work with a branded telco and this is 100% charging a premium rate to piggy back off AT&T/Verizon/whoever. The grift never ends!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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April Fools!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Stink Billyums posted:

she died like a dog

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

The Last Call posted:

Didn't they already do some patriot phone that was supposed to be super advanced only to be revealed to be a low tech POS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-piWdq2_sJc

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5gTa8xKIFQ

tl;dw: alex jones is truly miserable

watches cuck porn
thinks his wife cheats on him so has people follow her.. while he's cheating on her
has assaulted his wife
wife has said she has wanted a divorce multiple times
most likely bi (heavily implied, wife apparently sent him an image of a naked black guy with the text, "you bi", also remember he was caught watching porn)
has a drinking problem (loves vodka)

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Strong Sauce posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5gTa8xKIFQ

tl;dw: alex jones is truly miserable

watches cuck porn
thinks his wife cheats on him so has people follow her.. while he's cheating on her
has assaulted his wife
wife has said she has wanted a divorce multiple times
most likely bi (heavily implied, wife apparently sent him an image of a naked black guy with the text, "you bi", also remember he was caught watching porn)
has a drinking problem (loves vodka)

Absolutely shocking revelations. Who could have seen this coming? :projection:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Well, true, but keep in mind: this is a House resolution. They have about as much power to enforce this as I do to become president in 2024.

You'd be surprised how low the bar is these days.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Oh so Alex Jones is one of those people that think as long as you drink neutral spirits nobody can see or smell how absolutely obliterated you are

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

quote:

On her podcast Wednesday, Richardson she was “unable to say directly ... if my sister was vaxxed or not” — citing “legal purposes.”

lol So Diamond & Silk were definitely both vaccinated.

"The vaccine is poison!"
"So, you haven't had it, then?"
"I cannot answer that for legal purposes!"

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Yeah, most of these fucks are vaxxed and sell the grift. Didn't DeSantis, when the mRNA vaccines were first developed and distributed, hoard them for donors, friends, and his voter base while downplaying their effectiveness?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Stoatbringer posted:

lol So Diamond & Silk were definitely both vaccinated.

"The vaccine is poison!"
"So, you haven't had it, then?"
"I cannot answer that for legal purposes!"

That answer means "I haven't yet decided for sure which answer benefits me more." The truth has nothing to do with it.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Remember that there was a proto-Trump before there was a Trump and now Rino Ron will seek to usurp the golden commode.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Plan R posted:

Remember that there was a proto-Trump before there was a Trump and now Rino Ron will seek to usurp the golden commode.

Do you think it comes with a golden poop-knife?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Propaganda Hour posted:

Sorry if this has been posted already, but

Silk Now Claims A 'Bio Weapon' Sprayed Into The Air Killed Her Sister Diamond

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/diamond-silk-covid-vaccine-bio-weapon-sprayed-in-air_n_63dc5f1be4b0c8e3fc83c2f1

God that Trump quote at the end is an all-timer

So she didn’t get the shot, didn’t get vaccinated and the got it and died. Now dipshit 2 is trying to pretend it’s anything else.

Toxic Mental posted:

Also I'm sure he would have said "thug" if the officer was white:


Yeah. The primary is gonna be nuts.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Stoatbringer posted:

Do you think it comes with a golden poop-knife?

It could not be otherwise.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


*Roseanne voice*

I identify as cancelled! My pronouns are Cancel This! Back in the 80s, Woke meant you just did a lot of blow! Anyways, Biden sucks, at least Hitler had some good ideas!

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

MrQwerty posted:

Oh so Alex Jones is one of those people that think as long as you drink neutral spirits nobody can see or smell how absolutely obliterated you are

I've been listening to the Knowledge Fight backlog, and the thing that gets mentioned when Alex gets shitfaced on air is the solo cup of a (presumably vodka) highball, which he will sneak sips of when the camera isn't on him, followed by him getting progressively more blitzed. So the answer is yes.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


That's some Grade A+ YTP :discourse:

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Jeepers H Crackers -- You'd think somebody could dress these clowns like adults!


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
lol, "for legal purposes". What an utterly vapid expression.

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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Toxic Mental posted:

Also I'm sure he would have said "thug" if the officer was white:



Lmao "very checkered past"

You know you can just say "he's black"

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