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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I can't wait to see Trump's reaction to getting a single vote after being nominated.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Devils Affricate posted:

Votes are going to start stacking up for Trump and eventually he'll end up with the majority because Republicans still don't want to publicly come out against him, calling it now

lol he's got 1 vote. I think some of the names under "others" have more votes.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Toxic Mental posted:



"It's ice!!!"

Wait, so you have onion-colored and onion-shaped ice at the... Stop The Steal rally? What?

This raises some very important questions about that day. First and foremost did she bring an onion with her on the day specifically to fake getting maced with OR did she just happen to find an onion on the day and improvised?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Preoptopus posted:

Gun violence is getting to the point where a non gun perso like me is starting to be like poo poo SHOULD I be carrying?

It's really not though. I can't be bothered looking up the figures but I bet gun violence is like 50% what it was 20 years ago.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Hazo posted:

Thanks BIDEN :argh:

Please be bothered

Jesus, how has it gone up when crime and violence in general are way down from historic levels?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Hazo posted:

I'm actually asking. Specifically re: school and other mass shootings

My best guess for the rise is that suicide accounts for all of the growth. If you adjust for that it's probably going to be down.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Hazo posted:

Yeah I'm sure suicides are really inflating the mass shooting numbers

lol we're talking about two different things. Mass shootings are way up but I was talking about gun violence in general which I was surprised is up, and it's up per 100,000 so population growth doesn't account for it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I just lipread mcarthy saying to Gaetz "I know you said you'd resign, but"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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That's the gavel? What a cheap piece of poo poo. It's not even polished.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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lol was that a stunned silence?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Matt Gaetz putting a target on his back with a sign that says, “shiv me.”

It's funny because they've put themselves into an impossible position. They can't punish any of the rebels (at least not any time soon, and not if their seats aren't safe in 2024) but they've also set a precedent in the party where the way to get what you want is to obstruct your own party.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Couldn't you just walk up to the target and poke three holes with a pen?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Barometer posted:

Does this mean women can't keep wearing pants in Arizona? I know it was a pretty big deal back in the good ol days when the ladies first started dressing in "men's" clothes.


loving morons, ugh this regressive poo poo is just endless. Grow up you goddamn children.

If the cops catch you with or without pockets in your pants in Arizona depending on your gender it's gonna be an on-the-spot fine.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
lmao at Big Momma's House being labelled as pornography in Arizona.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Xena was a spin off of Hercules. I think initially she was suppose to be his love interest? I dunno I haven't watched any of that poo poo in decades.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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We're all going to need a full picture of the huge guy in a bright red suit and combat boots.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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In the sense that only a dickhead mentally trapped in a culture that is long since dead would wear one.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Are you, as I was, thinking of the guy from Saved by the Bell? Skeeter? Screetch?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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lmao that rules

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Data Graham posted:

Beginning to think humanity has completely lost its object permanence, or its ability to even comprehend that something will still be there and maybe bigger if you leave it alone and let it grow for like A DAY. Noooooooo must take and eat all nowwwwwww

It's not an inability just the overwhelming biological preference for immediate satisfaction that all animals have. You gotta survive today next year is next year's problem.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Batterypowered7 posted:

Is Thatcher still dead?

If she's not a lot of people have been pissing on an empty grave.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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How long until the first session where they can start the impeachment process?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Catastrophe posted:

I can't keep track of which political troll is which at all, anymore. Like I can't even remember which was the one who stuck something up his butt to prove that he isn't gay, anymore.

You're thinking of Old Chinless who stuck a dildo up his rear end on livestream to.. I never got the reason. Was it to prove he's not gay?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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PhazonLink posted:

which one pissed into his own face and that video derailed their campaign during a primary.

I don't remember a face pisser but a guy got facefucked by his cousin and the video got out.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Samovar posted:

Wasn't that Madison Crawford or Cawford who did the face-loving?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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is that on twitter or truth? what's trump with a big pink checkmark doing at the top?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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kazil posted:

Pour the bag of woke M&Ms into a bigger, less woke bag of M&Ms



I can't help but feel sorry for him because he always looks sad and he very strongly resembles Steve Schirripa in The Sopranos.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Strong Sauce posted:

counterpoint: he is a huge rear end in a top hat

I know but I just can't help but see Bobby Baccalieri.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

That's a surprise. The last I heard he'd sort of vanished afterwards and everyone was speculating he turned informant or something along those line.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Anything under 6ft is short. hth.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Cacator posted:

George Santos is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Mr Santos please resign.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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I'd love to know how recent the edit to his wiki is.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Is that rule that a single congressperson can at any time call for a vote for speaker in effect yet?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Why aren't the democrats cycling through their ranks in alphabetical order calling for new speaker votes? Don't they know how funny that would be?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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lol this guy used to be a councillor where I lived 20 years ago. I didn't vote for him.

He's like a real life Michael from the Office.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I think everyone has the right to live and enjoy their lives as they see fit as long as they don't hurt anyone doing it.

Except for the people that buy and then smash chocolates because they saw a tweet saying it'd make them manly. Those people have no souls and no right or reason to exist.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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I'm starting to root for whoever George Santos really is and am looking forward to the books and movies to come about his incredible life.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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jokes posted:

George Devolder set up a gofundme for a veteran's dog and stole the money lol

Like, there's no way to top that it's just too much

President George Santos stole money from a sick dog.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I love that from now on every time a hosed up moron gets into politics you have to seriously wonder if they'll be president some day. The idea that there's any kind of standard has been destroyed.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Where's the tweet? Tweet the tweet! The tweet!!!

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