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the time gravity warped and i was pinned to the ceiling while pissing all over the place. pls don't doxx me by posting hte photo tho
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Basic training, 1997, Fort Jackson, South Carolina. The NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) weapons training course (gas masks) had a bathroom that was basically plywood with holes in it over an open septic tank in the ground. It hadn't been emptied in a very, very long time and the smell was enough to make you gag from a hundred feet away.
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Buce posted:the time gravity warped and i was pinned to the ceiling while pissing all over the place. pls don't doxx me by posting hte photo tho 
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A cop peed next to me a few days ago. And didn’t wash his hands on the way out. At least he didn’t fart.
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real story not joke time ok While being young gun fighting for old man money in ARMY, after locals cleaned the port-a-potty by sucking turds and hosing it down in 105+ weather, the humidity from the soaked down plastics plus the insane heat inside would never be able to stop me from rubbing one out. It was the best option compared to tugging one out in a tent full of smelly asshats. But the shear desire it took to take longer than 3 minutes to blow a load was a testament to the will of man needed to sweat profusely and ooze out half a load. Those moments were treasured, because the other option was squeezing one out while barely hovering above a couple dozen mens piles of DFAC and MRE waste. Even when it was good, it was bad. I'll never forget sweat drenched, pud squeezing minutes of absolute torture and pleasure staring at 30 second clips of 480p generic rear end porn that everyone and their mother shared. It was the worst, every time.
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I hate your avatar, that poo poo hurts to look at
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LLeGGo posted:real story not joke time ok At one of the Malone ranges in fort Benning i went into a porta John and someone had dropped a burrito sized turd in the urinal
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I hate your avatar, that poo poo hurts to look at i eat slop and i stink
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I hate your avatar, that poo poo hurts to look at maybe stop being a bitch idk
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Toxic Mental posted:In South Korea. Horrible diarrhea from ribs that were overly spicy. Lmfao
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That poo poo had me dying
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Some rank rear end little diner in Montreal, basement bathroom, used needles on the floor, no doors on the stalls. I’ve never pissed so fast in my life.
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We were hauling a porta-potty up Highway 50 to South Lake Tahoe, after 14 days out in the middle of loving nowhere with a crew of eight. It was completely, totally overfull and had been stewing for 14 days straight in the roasting hot California summer. As we were coming around that giant turn, I looked out the corner of the my eye and say in my mirror, the flash of a porta-potty full to the loving brim with rotten 14 day old poo poo go flying off the road and into the forest. It had gotten off the trailer hitch somehow. Right as I pulled over, it ran into a douglas fir doing about 60 mphs and exploded in a shower of poo poo, blue liquid, and plastic bits. I went to get out and the smell that hit my nostrils was like somehow had taken a steak out of a dumpster after it had been there for a few days, fried it in olive oil and butter, and then drenched it in gasoline. It was hands down, the most eye-watering gag inducing stench I've ever encountered in my life. I've stepped directly into a rotten dead deer before and that was by far less awful smelling than the positively awful sewage smeared across that tree. It was so bad I immediately got back into the truck and just drove the gently caress away, absolutely no loving way was I gonna go back there to even try to get the axle back. If you ever are driving that stretch of Hwy 50 about a half hour after Kyburz, there's a doug fir that's smeared with a blueish tint and had a large gash in it. That was us.
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Toxic Mental posted:In South Korea. Horrible diarrhea from ribs that were overly spicy. im standing and applauding
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Why is there blood on the ceiling? Turns out you have more blood pressure than you think. Don't gently caress up your jabby stabs.
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This thread has not left me disappointed.
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You Are A Elf posted:I haven't been to the swap meet here in probably 15 years, but the restrooms were just rancid with piss. It's like every guy that went in there just whipped out his tallywhacker and started violently spraying piss everywhere like those old garden sprinklers that went TSK-TSK-TSK-TSK-TSK-PPPPPRRRRRRRRR-TSK-TSK-TSK-TSK-TSK-PPPPPRRRRRRRRR. There was piss in places there shouldn't have been piss like the countertops and toilet lids. There was dried piss on the ceiling. What the gently caress is a swap meat
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kazr posted:What the gently caress is a swap meat .avi
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kazr posted:What the gently caress is a swap meat a place where you piss on the ceiling
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Don't clean the women's designated outhouses if you can. Things happen there we must not speak of.
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Taking a poo poo on a camping toilet when it collapsed and dropped me in my own poo poo. Had a mate who came to a onesie bonfire night, went to poo poo in the bushes and shat in his own hood
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Oh, and the time a mosquito bit one of my balls while I was pooping and my whole nutsack swelled up like a tennis ball
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carrionman posted:Oh, and the time a mosquito bit one of my balls while I was pooping and my whole nutsack swelled up like a tennis ball I once had sex outside buck rear end nekkid with a hippie chick who hula hooped for me nude. I had mosquito bites on my rear end in a top hat and balls and whole body. It blew poo poo
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They almost made it
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Christmas eve 2019 i woke up the middle up the nigth feeling sick. I run to the bathroom. As i open the door i begin to poo poo and puke with great force and i feel like i am dying with fever. The toilet bowl and the bathroom floor was soon covered in liquid poo poo and vomit. I tried to clean up everything but i missed a lot. For the next two days i was too sick to leave bed. When i finally recovered somewhat on day 3 i had to clean up the now dried and crusty puke and poo poo.
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The image of a bunch of Korean folk confusedly pulling on a bathroom door while an American periodically hoots "You there" is giving me endless, uncontrollable, crying laughter. A gift. Kudos lmao I guess one of my bad bathroom times was being at my friend's house stoned and with IBS shits. But this toilet sucked rear end, and would never flush if you used even a modest amount of toilet paper. So I flushed twice, and panic set in. Pressed my luck with a third and it's all whammies--bathroom flooded. I'm about to concede defeat and ask for a life-rope, but first I have to clean up a bit. I sneak out and steal a full roll of paper towels from the nearby kitchen, but there is still a big poo poo on the floor. So, I barehand scoop the turd into the garbage basket. Let me remind you again that I was really high. I tell my friend I clogged the toilet and he gets me a plunger. But I never had plunged before. There is a reason people say "keep your mouth closed" when using a plunger. Anyway, eventually I manage to get the clog and my dread dissipates. I soon went home to change, taking his bathroom trash bag with me for disposal. Don't ask me why, Doug. Moral is, don't grab poops, folks .
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i literally did this to the toilet in the mcdonalds outside golden gate park in summer of 2017
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Forgot about this one. Years ago, I worked a summer as a custodian/general maintenance guy at a juvenile courts and detention center. One day, I get a call on my walkie-talkie to go check out the women’s restroom in the lobby of the courts; something about vandalism per the boss. I was expecting to find some some graffiti or a broken mirror or something. No. The handicap stall was smeared with poo poo all over the toilet and stall walls, and outside the stall were the words “gently caress THIS PLACE” written by hand on the wall in menstrual blood. The boss took one look at it and said, “Yeah, we’re getting professional cleaners to take care of this,” and without making a scene locked the restroom and put an out-of-order sign on the door until the cleaners could arrive. An internal investigation concluded it was probably a parent of a kid who didn’t like the judge’s decision.
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Vampire Panties posted:The bathroom by the pier in Ocean Beach is very similar to this. Its literally sand, concrete, and piss. A piss castle. Which Ocean Beach? Like around Lavalette?
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*pictures that could be album covers*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbw9smbN5Ys
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Once I stopped at a rest stop in Iowa. The facilities were clean, so I peed and came out to the sinks. The water pressure was so low that it came out as barely more than a drip. I had to go to my car, empty a bottle of water over my hands, then douse them in rubbing alcohol to sanitize them. It was mildly annoying. Then in revenge I walked around and took a picture of the ugliest view around to send my friends as representative of Iowa and I took no other pictures while in the state.
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I don't know if it's one of my worst, but one time I had to take a piss at a Target in not-so-desireable area of South Seattle. The piss was fine, but the whole time this guy was in the shitter next to me having a loud, angry fight with his girlfriend. The guy must have known that I could hear him calling her a bitch, right? And that she probably heard my amazing piss....
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Wilkins Micawber posted:So, I barehand scoop the turd into the garbage basket. Let me remind you again that I was really high. Never change goons. Never change.
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This kid came in to a restaurant I was working at with her family for her birthday, she was probably like eight. Drinks come out, a couple minutes later she grabs her stomach and runs to the bathroom with her mom in tow. I didn't really hear what they said. Anyway, they were gone for a while so I asked a female coworker to go in there and check on them, make sure they didn't need someone to call an ambulance or something (this was before everyone and their dog had a cell phone). I heard later that the entire back wall of the bathroom was coated in a fine spray of liquid poo poo and the little girl was crying while her mom tried to wipe all the diarrhea off the dress she was wearing so she could put it back on and go home. Eventually they just boxed everything up and left out the back.
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as a kid i went on a school camping trip where the toilet facility was a wooden hut with a row of buckets in it. you had to go outside and empty your bucket after using it. i basically went "gently caress this" and held it in for the three day trip. i miss having that kind of control
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