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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://youtu.be/YamGYy6sVhc

https://twitter.com/alnassrfc_en/status/1608935670520909825?s=46&t=Wd3mraY1xo7PwS1k9YPePA

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1608933888906117126?s=46&t=Wd3mraY1xo7PwS1k9YPePA

https://twitter.com/fcbfadi10/status/1608903112689094656?s=46&t=Wd3mraY1xo7PwS1k9YPePA


Hey guys,

We have a traditional saudi saying

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the thread where we point and laugh at this craven losers biggest career step down ever. Ronaldo has signed to saudi arabias second or third best football club, al-nasr FC.

Here we celebrate the career life and death of Christiano ronaldo.

Also since i will now be able to see him for super cheap let me know what you want in the autograph book and who to sign it to.

Just....


Lol

Anyways ya hala wa marhaba ya ronaldo! It sucks you wont face justice for your crimes!

Also here is a some al-Nasr vids:-

https://youtu.be/UJIpp1G1Pb8

https://youtu.be/liXy29fMbXw

https://youtu.be/WAHNl_XAMtM

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 31, 2022

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King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



As the poster of the Saudi Arabia World Cup thread, let me tell you I knew this was coming when I saw the strength of the Al-Nassr side. Ronaldo has a thing or two to learn from Meshari Al-Nemer.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hope he goes the full Rivaldo route and pops up in the Angolan premier league aged 53

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I am pleased that this whole thing effectively started following the Aston Villa game.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
there's a pleasing symmetry in Ronaldo's career melting down at the exact same time Messi's peaks

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


I just looked up al nassr. His manager is going to be Rudi Garcia. Yes, that Rudi Garcia.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Apparently Ospina plays there as well? I had completely forgotten about that.

Actual question that nobody may know the answer to: does Al Nassr compete in (and I mean actually has a chance of winning) the Asian champions league? Like are they as good as the top Japanese or Korean sides?

Seems like they’re not even in this years competition.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Gigi Galli posted:

Apparently Ospina plays there as well? I had completely forgotten about that.

Actual question that nobody may know the answer to: does Al Nassr compete in (and I mean actually has a chance of winning) the Asian champions league? Like are they as good as the top Japanese or Korean sides?

Seems like they’re not even in this years competition.

When i say ronaldo made a giant step down career wise i mean it, al-nassr means nothing outside of saudi arabia and its the second or third club in the country, im shocked he settled for that and not the #1 team al-hilal

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Dec 31, 2022

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

JohnCompany posted:

I just looked up al nassr. His manager is going to be Rudi Garcia. Yes, that Rudi Garcia.

What about Rudi Garcia? I have no idea who he is.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I don’t know if there’s anything specific about him but he’s managed a some biggish clubs in his career (Marseille, Lyon, Roma) and managed to win Ligue 1 with Lille.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

he got Marseille to a Europa League final two years after they sold most of their starting XI, so he's all right just not a top-tier guy

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he got Marseille to a Europa League final two years after they sold most of their starting XI, so he's all right just not a top-tier guy

Well it is the 27th best league in the world according to some article I found, so that's decidedly not top tier.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/1608988566537015297

supposedly big sporting kansas city was also in for Ronaldo which may have somehow been even funnier. not even a big market mls team. kansas city

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



I don't really watch MLS but the US women's league is very good

3peat
May 6, 2010

On Sunday, the king enjoys a public beheading.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

G-Hawk posted:

https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/1608988566537015297

supposedly big sporting kansas city was also in for Ronaldo which may have somehow been even funnier. not even a big market mls team. kansas city

It would definitely have been funnier because he'd smash in a bunch of goals only for Messi to come to Miami in another year and outshine him again.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

G-Hawk posted:

https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/1608988566537015297

supposedly big sporting kansas city was also in for Ronaldo which may have somehow been even funnier. not even a big market mls team. kansas city
Cronaldo in a Midwestern city that wasn't Chicago would have been loving hilarious

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
Hilarious and sad if true:

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1609593667026825221?t=elHWcEpgHjK2wbJDqfzqTg&s=19

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I can’t wait for him to sign for the central coast mariners in the a league in a year or two.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Elliptical Dick posted:

Hilarious and sad if true:

Jaloliddin Masharipov of Uzbekistan scored 6 goals in 48 west Asian appearances and will likely appear in the 2023 AFC Cup arranged to be held in Qatar. Played well against Thailand in the qualifiers for and in front of his home nation. He probably looked pretty good if the third best club in Africa wants him: loaned out to Al-Ahly of Cairo, Egypt for 2023. It's for the best he won't experience the media whirlwind and can focus on improving and keeping healthy as he enters his thirties.

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



Going through some old posts in the footballers going feral thread, someone predicted that career move three years ago:

funkybottoms posted:

maybe he's angling for a career with the Saudi FA

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Poonaldo

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Moo Cowabunga posted:

I can’t wait for him to sign for the central coast mariners in the a league in a year or two.

Ronaldo scored exactly the same number of goals at the world cup as two (2) players from the A-League

Fewer if you only count goals from open play

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
absolutely fraudulent for years. not even the best ronaldo to play for madrid. garbage-tier

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ozmunkeh posted:

absolutely fraudulent for years. not even the best ronaldo to play for madrid. garbage-tier
If OG Ronaldo hadn't been roided up in Holland to the point where his knees quit on him for years what the gently caress would his playing record have looked like

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Crazy Ted posted:

If OG Ronaldo hadn't been roided up in Holland to the point where his knees quit on him for years what the gently caress would his playing record have looked like

Please do not disrespect Craig Charles like this.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://twitter.com/TheFootballInd/status/1609149948783919105

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1610075497827897344

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Images and pictures of ronaldo meeting the team who earn 0.0000000000000001% of his salary

https://twitter.com/gorgeous4ew/status/1610317206599962624?s=46&t=yXb1GzD0MReW6QszsHnL0w

https://twitter.com/gorgeous4ew/status/1610322250074566656?s=46&t=yXb1GzD0MReW6QszsHnL0w

https://twitter.com/gorgeous4ew/status/1610322569558728707?s=46&t=yXb1GzD0MReW6QszsHnL0w


Getting a grand reception at the field

https://twitter.com/gorgeous4ew/status/1610319951683850242?s=46&t=yXb1GzD0MReW6QszsHnL0w

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/TheMasterBucks/status/1610318360692281344

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


He's acting exactly like someone who is happy with how things are going

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Oh my god what if ronaldo thinks hes in south africa and playing there, whos gonna break the news to him.

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jan 3, 2023

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


what's an SA between éses. Very happy to be posting on the South Africa Forums :vuvu: :confuoot:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Looks someone at EA accidentally hit two keys when entering his DEF rating.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
While i eat poo poo and toil ronaldo will be given a 10 million dollar mansion to live in

https://twitter.com/gorgeous4ew/status/1610408391175966720?s=46&t=UjdOkm52mYdH6ews0ujWAg

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1610691438764855307

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Good.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


FIFA won't do anything if he doesn't serve that ban

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The only thing funnier than CRonaldo being paid that much money to not give a poo poo about playing in Saudi Arabia would be CRonaldo being paid that money to not give a poo poo about NOT playing in Saudi Arabia.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Thanks Ants posted:

FIFA won't do anything if he doesn't serve that ban

FIFA are the ones making him serve the ban.

quote:

Article 12.1 of FIFA’s Regulations on the Status and Transfer of Players says: 'Any disciplinary sanction of up to four matches or up to three months that has been imposed on a player by the former association but not yet (entirely) served by the time of the transfer shall be enforced by the new association at which the player has been registered in order for the sanction to be served at domestic level.'

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