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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

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Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

it was the best one by far, imo

speaking of tags and avatars, i miss your old avatars with tarsiers staring straight ahead. those things loving freak me out like no other animal

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

the future has already arrived. it's just not evenly distributed yet.
horrifying bug eyed little freaks.

i have a kinship with them

they'll be back, eventually

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
syber

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
ciderpunk

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
taking my metamucil so i can be fiberpunk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



HamAdams posted:

taking my metamucil so i can be fiberpunk

two scoops post-human cyber wan

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

HamAdams posted:

taking my metamucil so i can be fiberpunk

---->

pmchem posted:

old enough to be a fiberpunk

:hmmyes:

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

regular posting is a sign of a good digestive system :hmmyes:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




cyberfrunk

mystes
May 31, 2006

Things being unexpectedly fuzzy is surprisingly alarming

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




your car doesn't have a conversation pit?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



infernal machines posted:

horrifying bug eyed little freaks.

i have a kinship with them

they'll be back, eventually

remember when someone put a google glass on it

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

the future has already arrived. it's just not evenly distributed yet.
that was great. an artifact of the glassholes thread

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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cool paintjob

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Beeftweeter posted:

cool paintjob

/tries to film new undercover car doing highway trials

/my phone opens goatse

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
look out here comes my pissssss except itís from the people who got paid tens of millions of dollars to let Nokia borrow their company for 2 years

https://www.withings.com/us/en/u-scan

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




NoneMoreNegative posted:

/tries to film new undercover car doing highway trials

/my phone opens goatse


truly the cyberpunk future we deserve

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1610640635177930753?s=20&t=5e2hBOsRbzXtPGFvsGEOxw

mystes
May 31, 2006

I hate it thanks

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Gonna be a nope from me.

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
love too get body shamed by my elevator after it detects that i gained weight

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the doors will open after this 15-second ad, or you can pay $1 to open them immediately

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

can we just ban all this poo poo please

mystes
May 31, 2006

Sweevo posted:

can we just ban all this poo poo please
You're welcome to subscribe to Elevator Premium for $10/month and run a special elevator app on your phone 24/7 if you want to disable these features

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

haveblue posted:

the doors will open after this 15-second ad

/deepfaked Jim Morrison shilling for NordVPN

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/deepfaked Jim Morrison shilling for NordVPN

"break on through to the other siiiiiiiiide"

*jimmies The Doors open to elevator using edc arm jack*

"thanks Jim"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

haveblue posted:

the doors will open after this 15-second ad, or you can pay $1 to open them immediately

Or you can yell "Hooray McDonalds".

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

CommieGIR posted:

Or you can yell "Hooray McDonalds".



"sorry, 'help, the elevator is on fire' doesn't sound like 'mcdonalds', please try again"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

haveblue posted:

"sorry, 'help, the elevator is on fire' doesn't sound like 'mcdonalds', please try again"

"Ad time will be extended with each incorrect phrase."

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

CommieGIR posted:

Or you can yell "Hooray McDonalds".





i am very broken

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Kenny Logins posted:



i am very broken

Is this both loss and indirectly quoting stymie?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

CommieGIR posted:

Is this both loss and indirectly quoting stymie?

quoting stymie is a loss, so yes

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Zamujasa posted:

quoting stymie is a loss, so yes
:hai:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
jfc that dqs edit will be 10 years old in May this year

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Alan Smithee posted:

"break on through to the other siiiiiiiiide"

*jimmies The Doors open to elevator using edc arm jack*

"thanks Jim"

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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this is the end... of high prices!!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



im so mad at all of you

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
father?

yes, son?

i want to thrill you

mother, i want to

save big, baby!

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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jimmy morrison here with the latest apple ipad

come on come on now touch me babe

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