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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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but seriously what the gently caress device was that? idk if a better description was a bulky PDA or what, it had a qwerty keypad but was built like a blackberry had sex with a brick

also I only wear long longs tyvm

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

like a motorola MC or something?



no, bigger. I swear to god it looked like he was running a terminal window in it because of how small the text on the screen was and the classic magenta and green on black scheme

is there a military UNIX combat division? it looked like what they'd use

e: ok I think it was this https://www.unihertz.com/products/titan-pocket

Running gently caress knows what

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jul 18, 2023

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

holy poo poo that page immediately started playing ringtones ive never closed a tab so fast

idk I guess adblock stopped that for me but also sorry u got hacked jonny

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

oh i use linux on the desktop, i am protected.

well then how did you hear anything? checkmate.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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isn't that the character from Nights: into dreams?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Alan Smithee posted:

it's actually metal sonic with knuckles bod

don't post your fetishes here tyvm

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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I hope it's some sick rear end homemade vehicle and they just ripped the media unit out of the Tesla to mount on it

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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unironically a great idea

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Kuvo posted:

fully automated TC Tuggers

lol

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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nice cyberdeck

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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needs to be powered off a tiny peltier imo

in the first Deus ex you literally put batteries in a slot in your stomach iirc

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i don't remember anything about that but the idea of nanomachine powered superhuman jc denton trying to shove some lovely generic brand D cell he found in a hong kong trash can into his navel amuses me

hmm ok it just says "equipped with an interface to absorb energy from cells" but I prefer my version

just a coin op Denton running around

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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wait until you find out where JC keeps his GEP gun

Powerful Two-Hander
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Doom Mathematic posted:

It's canonically established that it's under his baggy coat that makes him look bigger than he really is.

lol I was thinking about that exact line the other day

also the guy at the beginning who's like "gently caress you don't tell me about the statue of liberty"

e: smashthestate

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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why are they all in the same place? Like did some cast a level 20 summon spell or something?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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iirc the cars in minority report were designed by ausi which explains why they're so dangerous to humans outside

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Alan Smithee posted:

aussies make good outside cars

see Fury Road

god dammit what is it with me and phone typing recently am I getting Alzheimer's or something?

Sagebrush posted:

minority report was lexus. the will smith i robot had audi

ok you're just looking these up now

the virgin Wikipedia user Vs the chad freestyle post-truth fact poster

e: I had a loving typo in the line about typos! gently caress!

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Oct 2, 2023

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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jesus WEP posted:

i robot was really heavily lampooned at the time for its product placement, it’s well known for being an audi picture sponsored by audi please buy audi

I had the JVC round speaker stereo he had that thing owned

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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cowboy beepboop posted:

lol they replace a single leg. is his mission going to be kicking a ball really hard

look budgets are tight ok?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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we spent everything on the googly eyes we put on the robot, stop complaining!



gotta love that point when 3d cutscenes were dramatically worse than the older animated ones and yet everyone used them

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Broke: timecube
Woke: truthbeam

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Dijkstracula posted:

four simultaneously-rotating keypairs

Alice and Bob and Bob and Bob and Alice and Alice and bob

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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NoneMoreNegative posted:



The BMW E Scooter is only a couple k more and its quicker, more range and far better looking for the A E S T H E T I C



this owns

they should partner with ACRONYM and charge 10x as much, they'll sell out I guarantee

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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I hope they rigged it to play the houndeye sound effect from half life when it fires

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Alan Smithee posted:

idk if i like this futuretek goro skin



wow the graphics in cyberpunk 2077 are looking good

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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duz posted:

remember that incident where a pedestrian was hit by another car and pinned under the cruise car? turns out it was worse and cruise hid the video from investigators, thats why operations are suspended

these mission impossible stunts have just gone too far

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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oh poo poo they're remaking Futurecop: LAPD?

that game owned

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Alan Smithee posted:



elon: "remember what Deus said in Deus Ex: "Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them." "

"I'm never asking for this" - Deus Ex

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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playing the long game to get "3d megadoodoo" read out in court

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Chris Knight posted:

grill grates? from gricrosoft?!

he's the one that scared the kids away from Linux! Good job Scoob!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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"how do you like them onions bitch?!?"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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I would 100% play this cyberpunk DLC

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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I read the baroque cycle god help me

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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I enjoyed anathem but I don't want to go back and read it again because I'll probably hate it, like when I read cryptonomicon a second time

having the nerds they weren't allowed to talk to called IT Admins was dumb as hell though.

I feel like Diamond Age might be worth a re-read but now I spend all my time posting because my brain has rotted

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

The Neal Stephenstop

more like Neal Stephensoff :smuggo:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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Agile Vector posted:

that certainly adds to my understanding of his overly-wrought sword fighting kickstarter

like his books, it also ended suddenly without resolution. this bit from the last update could be the afterword for so many of his stories

oh my god I forgot about that

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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I can actually believe that "voiced by a real person as a luxury signifier" would be a thing

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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ADINSX posted:

Pentagon Scientists Discuss Cybernetic 'Super Soldiers' That Feel Nothing While Killing In Dystopian Presentation

Cool, where do I apply for the job of smoking weed all day and watching ghost in the shell and coming up with garbage like this?

they're clearly gonna do it by making it a game and getting teens to play it like in Ender's game or.....some other thing I forgot the name of.

hbag, your country needs your CoD headshot skills

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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also armoured core 6 just came out why aren't they building ACs that can do sick grinds and flying kicks???

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

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haveblue posted:

looks pretty clear what it does to me

some sort of cyber toilet I think

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