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SlowBloke posted:Only trust your fists, vendor will never help you. Put this on my loving tombstone.
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Winifred Madgers posted:Sometimes, violence is the answer. Saved data from a dying harddrive by spiking it on the ground to unjam the arms long enough to get some things off of it. Then it made the FUN SOUND.
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Ticket queue blew up after HR decided to run a background check on everybody in the company, causing all of us to get an automated email that the company is conducting a background check on them. Still no statement from HR.
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klosterdev posted:Ticket queue blew up after HR decided to run a background check on everybody in the company, causing all of us to get an automated email that the company is conducting a background check on them. Still no statement from HR. lmao that owns
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Apr 21, 2025 22:47
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klosterdev posted:Ticket queue blew up after HR decided to run a background check on everybody in the company, causing all of us to get an automated email that the company is conducting a background check on them. Still no statement from HR. why tho?
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Apr 21, 2025 22:55
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Accounting department: implement address validation when users try to change an address in the CRM Me: okay Ticket: user reports they cannot enter an incorrect zip code when updating an address
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First of May posted:Accounting department: implement address validation when users try to change an address in the CRM Closed as: WONTFIX Reason: System working as expected
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nexxai posted:Closed as: WONTFIX Priority: critical Account is a friend of the company founder and the zip code being rejected is the one attached to their credit card. This is affecting sales!!
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Apr 22, 2025 06:38
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Bone Crimes posted:why tho? Every accusation is a confession. What I'm saying is, is your HR dept the 2025 trump/musk administration?
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Apr 22, 2025 07:59
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HR sent out an email to everyone very end of day acknowledging that it happened but explained nothing as to why they did it. 🤔
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Apr 22, 2025 15:56
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a ticket came in "i hear beeping in my house sometimes should i call the police" ma'am we are an internet service provider
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Apr 22, 2025 17:32
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It's a smoke alarm battery isn't it
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Apr 22, 2025 17:41
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Thanks Ants posted:It's a smoke alarm battery isn't it It always is.
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Apr 22, 2025 17:44
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Thanks Ants posted:It's a smoke alarm battery isn't it I got away from this ticket and closed it so no idea but that's my assumption too yes
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Apr 22, 2025 17:56
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A beeping carbon monoxide detector might explain why they contacted their ISP about it.
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Apr 22, 2025 18:25
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If Hollywood has taught me one thing it’s that only two things beep: computers and bomb timers. I’m fairly confident there are no bombs in the house so it must be the computer, ergo a call to my ISP is appropriate because the internet is in the computer.
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Apr 22, 2025 18:34
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man I wish my computer still beeped i wish there was a 3.5in floppy i don't use but makes a little happy motor noise when i turn the computer on
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Apr 22, 2025 19:46
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You can get a usb one.
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The podcast Magnus Protocol has old computers as part of it's plot and most episodes start with the sound of one booting up. The fans whirring up, the BEEP of the completed POST check, the whirr-clunk of two floppy drives being checked. It's very nostalgic.
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GreenNight posted:You can get a usb one. it's just not the same 
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Apr 22, 2025 23:02
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Shugojin posted:a ticket came in I've been giggling about this all day
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Apr 22, 2025 23:36
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Fil5000 posted:The podcast Magnus Protocol has old computers as part of it's plot and most episodes start with the sound of one booting up. The fans whirring up, the BEEP of the completed POST check, the whirr-clunk of two floppy drives being checked. It's very nostalgic. So does the DOS Games Club podcast, and it even transitions into a cool retro jingle! 
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Shugojin posted:a ticket came in Maybe my favorite story from when I worked at an ISP was a customer who made it to the executive complaint level about a beeping in their house. It turned out that a contractor had drywalled over the power pack for their ONT, and when the battery gets old enough the unit beeps every 30 minutes or so. They spent weeks chasing a phantom beep that turned out to be literally inside the walls.
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you ate my cat posted:Maybe my favorite story from when I worked at an ISP was a customer who made it to the executive complaint level about a beeping in their house. It turned out that a contractor had drywalled over the power pack for their ONT, and when the battery gets old enough the unit beeps every 30 minutes or so. They spent weeks chasing a phantom beep that turned out to be literally inside the walls. Could hardly be more cruel if intentional https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1912642355351470572
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Shugojin posted:man I wish my computer still beeped After i had to flash my bios for the whole Intel thing occasionally my computer would vibrate audibly when powered on, and I could feel it in the floor nearby. I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on and getting incredibly concerned that I had broken a fan or my 4tb spinner. Turns out when i flashed the bios it turned off the "USB Always provides power" option and the vibration was my Xbox controller doing it's happy "FYI you've successfully supplied power to me I can charge now" vibration against my desk.
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you ate my cat posted:Maybe my favorite story from when I worked at an ISP was a customer who made it to the executive complaint level about a beeping in their house. It turned out that a contractor had drywalled over the power pack for their ONT, and when the battery gets old enough the unit beeps every 30 minutes or so. They spent weeks chasing a phantom beep that turned out to be literally inside the walls.  That's incredible.
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Shugojin posted:man I wish my computer still beeped I miss loading programs from my 1571
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Love to respond to an escalated ticket with "the logs say the user is lying and they clicked the wrong button they swear they didn't"
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working with behind the router devices is hell. love to care about the customer's home wifi setup. one customer had 3 powered on routers, all from different isps, next to each other on the shelf and no idea which was which other than his son set it up. local isps just randomly deciding to block specific ports or traffic. one customer lost connection mid afternoon sporadically. no obvious pattern. turns out it was when it was too sunny. their ethernet over power setup was next to a solar inverter that got out of spec when the panels started giving enough power. kill me.
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Customer unable to reach website: Source: 192.168.0.2 Destination: 192.168.0.1 .........thanks? Say it with me The issue was actually DNS
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explain how, please
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kid sinister posted:explain how
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No we will not honor your request on a Friday afternoon to prepare a laptop for a new remote employee that you want to start on Monday.
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I finally had to use my I.T. powers to right a terrible wrong: the firewall web filtering had started blocking SA.
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Dick Trauma posted:I finally had to use my I.T. powers to right a terrible wrong: the firewall web filtering had started blocking SA. Part of the bonus working from home is no one gives a poo poo that I have my surface tablet on my desk and use it for personal browsing all day long.
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kensei posted:Part of the bonus working from home is no one gives a poo poo that I have my surface tablet on my desk and use it for personal browsing all day long. We use Cisco Umbrella for home users to block the bad poo poo but yeah no one cares.
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Dick Trauma posted:I finally had to use my I.T. powers to right a terrible wrong: the firewall web filtering had started blocking SA. There is some smilie (yosbutt ?) that is seen as a GIF vulnerability so it ends up blocking SA whenever a page uses it.
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