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OK I want to see this, is there a how it gets made on this or any video of cookie crumb factories?
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Cool Dad posted:Why are they individual cookies and not one continuous cookie sheet Because then they wouldn't be cookie crumbles!
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tactlessbastard posted:I'm an imposter in SH/SC, I work in food manufacturing management. My specialty is training machine operators and building crews to expand production. I've worked in frozen pancakes & shelf stable waffles, retail and food service coffee roasting and grinding, a liquor bottling joint, and now I'm at a pie factory. could you save one of these 'doomed to be crushed' cookies and give it to me?
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Cool Dad posted:Why are they individual cookies and not one continuous cookie sheet Entirely uneducated guess, but I'd assume it crumbs better when there's more surface area, as well as cooking faster because the edges increase the surface area of the cookie. I'd even go as far as guessing it decreases quality control waste since you can sample 15 cookies from a tray and still have 30 left instead of needing to sacrifice an entire tray sized cookie.
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Yeah they're making cookies, not brownies. A long sheet will just take longer to bake and cool and that's just time being wasted I want cookies now but making them myself takes too long and makes too many
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Also he said the mixer could handle 1700lb batches of dough, if you wanted a continuous sheet being processed at 7200lbs an hour you'd need five mixers (well, 4.something) synchronised to dump their dough onto a continuous belt.
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Internet Explorer posted:Someone clearly has not played Factorio. That reminds me of when I played Papers, Please and quit after 10 minutes because it felt just like the work I was doing at the time (reviewing production and quality logs looking for signs of pencil whipping) The Fool posted:this is loving cool I'll get pictures Monday. We run non stop Monday through Friday, they shut it down for cleaning over the weekend. Friday, it isn't exactly photogenic. Sormus posted:Oh, so that's the way the cookie crumbles. I finished an update meeting with that yesterday morning and got blank stares lol Cool Dad posted:Why are they individual cookies and not one continuous cookie sheet Continuous sheet would cook unevenly primarily by obstructing airflow in the oven. Also it wouldn't fit in the grinder. Bone Crimes posted:could you save one of these 'doomed to be crushed' cookies and give it to me? Pm me your address Fil5000 posted:Also he said the mixer could handle 1700lb batches of dough, if you wanted a continuous sheet being processed at 7200lbs an hour you'd need five mixers (well, 4.something) synchronised to dump their dough onto a continuous belt. Single mixer would keep up, we have accumulation capability, they start mixing half an hour before the oven fires up, and it's 1700/ with a 6 minute cycle time.
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tactlessbastard posted:Pm me your address
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Knormal posted:Don't do it, it's a tracking cookie.
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Knormal posted:Don't do it, it's a tracking cookie. I laughed.
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Knormal posted:Don't do it, it's a tracking cookie.
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45 minute call with a beligerent older student who claimed that she had never received an e-mail address nor any information regarding where/when her classes were being held. Insisted I stay on the line while she narrated everything on her screen, put ME on hold twice, and was unable to give any information on the errors she encountered after I tried to walk her through the entire new-student process. Confirmed things worked on my end, and eventually she accepted that Id text further instructions (our tutorial pdf which I had provided but she insisted was of no use because she cant possibly read it while on the phone. An iPhone of course, so my familiarity was minimal.) Pooled my lunch break and one of my 15 minute ones for a nice walk around campus with coworker buddy after that one. Prob my first "bad" call so far Id say? Any others were fixable speedbumps.
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Dandywalken posted:45 minute call with a beligerent older student who claimed that she had never received an e-mail address nor any information regarding where/when her classes were being held. Insisted I stay on the line while she narrated everything on her screen, put ME on hold twice, and was unable to give any information on the errors she encountered after I tried to walk her through the entire new-student process. Confirmed things worked on my end, and eventually she accepted that Id text further instructions (our tutorial pdf which I had provided but she insisted was of no use because she cant possibly read it while on the phone. An iPhone of course, so my familiarity was minimal.) Mobile readability for documentation is a real issue, especially for items for road warriors like vpn. Funny as it sounds, you might want to print the tutorial pdf in pamphlet sized paper and keep a few copies stocked for cases where they cannot (or won't) read it on their mobile screen.
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Weedle posted:does the oven eject the baked cookies directly into the gaping maw of the grinder or do you have to bring them over there I have cookie skills! I’m a cookie person! What the hell is wrong with you people??
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I always reject cookies when I can. You know there's 5G in those things??
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Cookies sound great, but please don't upset grandma.
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i got my yearly metrics and my overall first contact resolution rate was 69%. nice
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Knormal posted:Don't do it, it's a tracking cookie. Strictly necessary
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Reason number 53844892349873243242349087244 I'm glad I'm not a Windows admin/engineer: "the issue appears to be that KB5044284, published as a security update, is actually the upgrade to server 2025" RIP Windows admins. I'll pour one out for you today. Edit: Looks like it's mainly hitting people who got too cavalier about approving updates when setting up, but still. Also looks like it breaks activation. AlexDeGruven fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Nov 5, 2024 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:Reason number 53844892349873243242349087244 I'm glad I'm not a Windows admin/engineer: ![]() All my 2022 servers show this.
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They shouldn't be giving the option to click something like that, what an awful design choice
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I think, because it got misclassified, there are some update configurations that will automatically apply it. It's also likely they fixed it already, so any new checks on systems that didn't automatically apply it will see it properly. But also, lol. 1 click to completely gently caress over your environment is classic MS.
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Thanks Ants posted:They shouldn't be giving the option to click something like that, what an awful design choice
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an e-mail exchange came in, all but the last line are paraphrased. is an application engineer Hi, I need help deploying this service3 months later Hi, I need help deploying this servicepre:It does not appear that you have taken either step noted below on $data for your $environment, so it seems you are in the same position as you had initially reported.
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Happens loads and is no less depressing each time. "Hey Thants how do I do this?" followed by me giving an overview and a link to documentation and then checking in a month later to see nothing in the audit log that would demonstrate this person actually carried out the very important thing they were trying to do.
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I've got one of those tickets right now! HR had me get set up with Gpg4win to send files via SFTP to some benefits company... two weeks ago. Still waiting on HR to actually give me the file they need to upload. I pinged her once and got the standard "oh we'll have it by tomorrow" reply. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
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johnny park posted:I've got one of those tickets right now! HR had me get set up with Gpg4win to send files via SFTP to some benefits company... two weeks ago. Still waiting on HR to actually give me the file they need to upload. I pinged her once and got the standard "oh we'll have it by tomorrow" reply. At the risk of an epic derail: Just because I know someone who complained about the 'monkeys' part of that saying, I have changed my blurb to, "Not my circus, not my clowns." Monkey can be a racial slur
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We had a technician spend over an hour on a webcam ticket, uninstalling and reinstalling drivers, digging through settings, unable to figure out why it was only showing a black image. Who wants to guess why the webcam was only showing a black image?
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Knormal posted:We had a technician spend over an hour on a webcam ticket, uninstalling and reinstalling drivers, digging through settings, unable to figure out why it was only showing a black image. Who wants to guess why the webcam was only showing a black image? Opening a cover is real hard ok.
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GreenNight posted:Opening a cover is real hard ok. gently caress every brand that does webcam covers that are not clearly visible (like a red indicator on the lens cover).
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My favorite was the Lenovo laptop with the almost imperceptible slider built into the top edge of the frame.
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I like to use: Not my pig. Not my farm. And re: Lenovo webcam covers - My personal Yoga 9i has one of those super tiny sliders. If you're not looking specifically for it, you won't see it. Though the lens is red/orange when it's closed, so that should have tipped someone off.
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Similarly, I have a button on my laptop that mutes the built-in microphones, but no other microphones that may exist. It's really confusing when I hit it and don't notice because there's no visual indicator that it's been hit. Usually ends up with me being confused at Discord not catching my voice for a while before remembering what's happened and testing the button.
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Annoying webcam covers are still worse than not putting covers on
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Dick Trauma posted:My favorite was the Lenovo laptop with the almost imperceptible slider built into the top edge of the frame. I had a ticket from the most technologically inept user I've ever met in my career in I.T. whose webcam had no picture. I checked what model of Lenovo laptop she was using and described where that switch was, but she insisted it wasn't there. I told her how tiny it was and that she should look again very closely, she said it wasn't there. I took close up pictures of the frame and the switch itself on my own laptop, which was the same model, circled the part in red, and sent them to her. She was still absolutely certain that the switch wasn't there. I was beginning to doubt that she was using the laptop she was issued, but when she brought it into the office the next day, the switch was exactly where it was supposed to be. Even when I pointed to it and moved it back and forth she was confused about it.
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In their defense this was one of those laptops with the little tiny sliders that disappears into the bezel, but there's also a bright white cover over the camera lens so it's back on them.
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rofl our super smooth MFA rollout? Had a few compromised accounts reported. Turns out... MFA was never enforced. The smooth rollout was a placebo. We enabled it ~5 minutes ago.
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Dandywalken posted:rofl our super smooth MFA rollout?
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Dandywalken posted:rofl our super smooth MFA rollout? How'd that discovery happen? "Wow, this transition was so seamless for the users it was like nothing happened!"
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Hughmoris posted:How'd that discovery happen? Sounds like a couple accounts got compromised after the "rollout" in ways that wouldn't happen if MFA had been on.
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