A Frosty Witch posted:

Thanks Ants posted:

We're going to need a USB hub and two SERVER DRIVES

A Frosty Witch posted:

I saw a memory stick Christmas wreath today and I can't believe it's been 11 years, y'all

A Frosty Witch posted:

Buzzing away in my skull, my Buffalo MyThoughts Brain Implant suddenly grinds to a halt. Its internal storage has hit 98%.

Sitting at the conference table, presenting to stakeholders, my face twists into an indescribable mask of agony and I slide comically out of my chair and crumple lifelessly on the floor.

At the congressional hearing, the inventor of the brain implant is asked how this could have happened to me and to so many others.

CE leans into the mic and says "that's none of your business"

TheParadigm posted:

The sorcery is in the clouds!!

Dick Trauma posted:

One of the VIPs complained that he could send a large email attachment to one of the other VIPs but not one of the analysts and he wanted that fixed. I took a look at the M365 settings and found that the default maximum attachment size for new accounts was 30 megs, but that some of the more employees who had been here for a long time were set for 50 megs. So I set them all to 30 megs as well. Problem fixed!

Sywert of Thieves posted:

I started a new job 2 weeks ago so now that I'm settled in I get to annoy the IT staff with dumb questions like "do you have a left-handed mouse" (they were out) and "can i remove the capslock key from my keyboard or get permission to import this registry haCK PLEASE" because I keep hitting it by accident and typing my password wrong.

Entropic posted:

Post your favourite mildly dystopian feeing UI buttons

AlexDeGruven posted:

Old: R720xd SFF. 192GB RAM. 2 200GB SSD, 24 1.2T 10k SAS
New: R730xd SFF. 384GB RAM. 2 480GB SSE, 22 1.2T 10k SAS

Don't create a 26TB XFS filesystem, btw. At least if you want to use it all. The metadata for xfs on that size is over 500GB, lol.

Losing ~2TB of space overall, but I can always keep an eye out for fire sales of big SAS drives to upgrade in the future.

Once I get it all reset, I can get my bridge0 fully populated and fire up my k8s cluster again.

I'm definitely not planning on keeping it. For one, they idle at ~200-240W, and the wife doesn't like the electric bills from the one, let alone both.

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