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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > [SPAM] FW: RE: Jaded Helpdesk Megathread For Cynical Buttholes - DO NOT ASK FOR HELP
 
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Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

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Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

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 Her, actually! :eng101:

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Anticheese
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Hughmoris posted:

Speaking of Microsoft's quirks, has anyone written anything in DAX? It's their analysis language used in Excel, Power BI, etc... The entire language is a quirk.

Worst language, by far, that I've ever worked with. I'd rather write in Perl all day than DAX. The more I learn/use DAX, the more confident I grow that a good percentage of the Power BI report out there aren't displaying their intended calculations.

It is deeply terrible and hard to debug, yes.

Try DAX Studio, which is a way better way to try out new measures than in PBI itself

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Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

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 The dream of employment is alive in Portland

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cathoderaydude posted:

hell yes i'm so glad you went. it's always the right call

in re the headlines, you know how there's like a billion places online where you can see "This Day In History"? i wonder if anyone actually has, you know. a database that could be easily frobbed to create exactly that, an outdated news ticker, with no intervention

Wikipedia has you covered!

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