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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
One last kick to Ishida while he's down:



(Not mine, from R/Sinfest)

Also, as funny as that Adams stuff is, it won't top what someone turned his pompous tweets in response to the Mar-A-Lago raid into:

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Chris Britt



Gary Markstein



Gary Varvel



John Deering



Marshall Ramsey



Steve Benson



Steve Breen



Tom Stiglich

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Bob Gorrell



Michael Ramirez



Marshall Ramsey

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
I'll do my usual scrape when I wake up tomorrow, but those of you who had Lukovich for the first Giant Shoe of the year can come up and collect your prizes now:

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Just... just gently caress you. Kellies nomination: Least concealed bigotry (LGBTQ)

Speaking of people who should get hosed, here's...

A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Chip Bok





Chris Britt



Michael Ramirez



Steve Benson



Steve Breen



Ton Stiglich



Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Clubs, I'd guess. Not only does the metaphor suck, it's not even applied consistently. That part at least could be fixed by labelling the donkey's club 'Jan 6th'.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Honestly, I considered giving him a Kellies Nomination: Worst Overall just for that.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Chip Bok



Gary Varvel



John Deering



Michael Ramirez



Steve Breen

Skios fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Jan 6, 2023

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBTQ), Worst Overall. Congratulations McCoy, you overperformed by making it two cartoons into 2023 before bagging your first nominations.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Chip Bok



Chris Britt



Gary Markstein



John Deering



Steve Breen

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A few years ago I was working for the local newspaper when the local ethnographic museum hosted a conference on the Benin Bronzes. I wrote an article on the conference, and dove into the historic and legal background. Basically, it's thousands of bronze artefacts looted from the capital of Benin, in modern day Nigeria, during the eighteenth century. The Oba of Benin was still independent, but the British were pushing into the territory, mostly to expand the palm oil industry. In 1896 the British mounted an expedition to the capitol of Benin, the city of Edo. When they were informed that there was a religious festival going on and that the Oba would see them afterwards, their response was basically 'sod that heathen nonsense, we're here on behalf of Her Majesty the Queen.'

The skirmish that followed was sold in Britain as 'The Benin Massacre', framed as a friendly trading expedition that got slaughtered by heathen savages. The British mounted a punitive expedition that ended with the sack of Edo, with the aforementioned Benin bronzes looted. They ended up scattered all over European museums, and more than 90% is basically in permanent storage. For decades now, the descendants of the Oba of Benin and the Nigerian government have been pushing to have the bronzes returned to Nigeria. One of the many, many hurdles is the National Heritage Act of 1983, which basically declares everything in a British museum to be property of the public, which therefore can't be given away.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Steve Kelly



Tom Stiglich

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Yeah, I had to Google that one... it's basically just magical fuckery, not DC retconning The Joker into a trans man.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Not quite a void foetus, but Cronenbergian on multiple levels.

Al Goodwyn

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Vib Rib posted:

I dunno who this hitch guy is but he sucks rear end. He's like a really terrible KAL.

He's not very productive, but yes, he sucks. The first cartoon of him that I remember seeing was someone covered in MS-13 face tattoos saying something along the lines of "I'm just looking for my mummy and daddy :("

Anyway...

A.F. Branco





Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Chip Bok



Chris Britt



Gary Varvel



Michael Ramirez



The syndication page I get these from also has Ramirez in Spanish. For some reason, this one hasn't been translated.

Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Tom Stiglich



Skios fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Jan 11, 2023

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Nenonen posted:

Skelly's new artistic style is, uhm, interesting. Not sure what it means though.

It means I hosed up the original post and confused the two Steves. That's Steve Breen. Fixed it now.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
In Dutch it's 'As leaky as a basket' - which at least makes some sense, because while putting a liquid in a wicker basket is dumb, a basket is at least designed with the idea of fully containing what you put in it.

Also, I just noticed Branco gave God stigmata. Either that, or his idea of Jesus is about thirty-five feet tall.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Yes drunky duck. It was the Biden administration who negotiated the Taliban's return to power.

Kellies Nomination: Worst Gaslighting

Skios
Oct 1, 2021


quote:

Zelensky is NO Churchill

Cartoon Published January 10th, 2023

We’ve all heard the comparison of Ukraine’s leader, Volodymyr Zelensky, to Winston Churchill. All the warmongers on the left and many on the right enthusiastically repeat the nonsense. Even establishment cartoonists have penned work showing how Zelensky is following in the footsteps of Churchill.

It’s all BS.

Churchill would despise Zelensky for what he is: A little puppet con man who is ripping off US taxpayers for the benefit of the globalist rulers as well as for himself and his cronies running Ukraine.

However, if you object to Zelensky they will make parallels to you being a Hitler pacifist if not an outright Nazi. The left uses a predictable and dog-eared playbook: They always trot out their Hitler straw man to describe anyone with whom they disagree. In this instance, they were forced to engage in some strenuous mental gymnastics to compare Putin to Hitler. They have even gone so far as to compare the ‘America First’ MAGA-minded as being Hitler lovers.

They militantly ignore the fact that Zelensky has literal Nazis fighting in his army.

They also ignore the fact that Putin was part of the Soviet Union, a country that fought Hitler during World War II. Over 10 million Russian soldiers died fighting Hitler. At that time the west was allied with one of the most brutal dictators in history—Joseph Stalin, who was far more evil and ruthless than Putin—but Joe always gets a pass from the left because he advanced their precious socialism.

Without any historical perspective at all, the neocon right and the Marxist left continue to tell us that Putin is just like Hitler because he invaded what they call a ‘democracy’ known as Ukraine.

The problem there is Ukraine isn’t a democracy—especially not now. NATO and the CIA made sure of that when they removed Ukraine’s lawfully-elected president, Viktor Yanukovych, in 2014. Turns out Yanukovych wanted closer ties with Ukraine’s traditional ally, Russia. Nope, the globalists couldn’t have that, so they had Zelensky, a comedian who once played the piano with his penis, installed to run their money-laundering whorehouse, complete with the installation of bioweapons labs. Corruption ran rampant and Hunter Biden got his paychecks from Burisma, and Joe the ‘big guy’ got his 10 percent.

Zelensky soon began his campaign of genocide by bombing Russians in the Donbas region to the east. Yes, he WANTED a war with Russia. Or I should say his globalist masters wanted the war. Over 100 billion unaccountable dollars has since flowed into Ukraine and many are getting fabulous amounts of money in kickbacks. Our Military Industrial Complex certainly is happy—they have a new war with which to enrich themselves.

If we had not given Zelensky a dime, he would have instantly sued for peace with Russia and many lives and dollars would have been saved. Ukraine would have agreed not to join NATO and probably ceded the Donbas region to the Russians. It’s already over 90 percent Russian there anyway. Instead, we have a vicious little tyrant and grifter who shows up to a loudly-applauding Congress wearing a green tee shirt and shrilly calls for endless billions of dollars while he shuts down all political opposition at home. He has closed Russian Orthodox churches and seized their wealth. He has banned the Russian language and all opposition media. Some democracy. He has vowed never to hold peace talks with Putin. Instead, he wants Putin dead. (So does Sean Hannity and many other war mongers here in America). The war flames continue to be fanned and we could see a much greater conflagration. And for what? The US has no strategic interest in that region. We need to protect our own border—not some unstable country with constantly shifting borders. Why can’t we heed our Founding Fathers’ advice and avoid foreign entanglements? Instead we continue to spark new wars all over he world.

Zelensky is closer to being Hitler than Churchill. Zelensky is willing to hold a scorched earth policy and fight to the last Ukrainian and even the last American. He favors nuclear war if that’s what it takes. Apparently many on the war mongering, virtue- signaling left favor nuclear war as well. Pure insanity.

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It ain’t easy being MAGA is it?



quote:

Uni-Party, “We’re Back in Business Baby!”
Cartoon Published January 8th, 2023

Now that the House has elected a Speaker, they can begin governing everyone again. Many were terrified at the prospect of not having a functioning government there to tell them what to do while enacting new and expensive legislation that robs their pockets and liberty. Those who worship big government can now get back on their knees and spout a prayer of thanks.

Speaker McCarthy is a very experienced politician and that’s not a good thing. It means he’s used to compromising and getting along to go along. He revealed his ‘tell’ in his acceptance speech. He invoked the name of Lincoln and how great that president was and blah blah blah. Lincoln was NOT a great president. He is worshipped because he was the victor of a bloody Civil War. Schoolbooks mold young minds and they end up parroting the statist praise. Lincoln caused the deaths of 620,000 men. 1.5 million casualties total when the injured are factored in and that’s a huge number considering the US population was around 31 million back then. Lincoln trampled on the Constitution and arrested his political opponents. He helped create a strong central government and weakened the rights of individual states. Big government has grown ever since and now it’s a dominating leviathan of force and power. Our politicians love that power and all the money that goes with it.

Everyone saw how angry McCarthy became when one of the last MAGA holdouts, Matt Gaetz refused to vote for him. The Neocon RINO Representative Mike Rogers of Alabama was so incensed that he seemed to threaten violence toward Gaetz. This is not surprising, because Rogers probably thought his gravy train was being unduly delayed. Too many go to Congress ostensibly to represent their voters, but when they get there they go along with the Uniparty and then they get very rich due to insider trading and kickbacks. They get very comfortable and end up doing all they can to support the Swamp rather than drain it.

Promises were made this time around, but to me they were made to be broken. Let’s start with cancelling the 87,000 armed IRS agents who will be ready to swoop down on the middle class and destroy them. We know the socialist Democrats love the IRS. They pretend the IRS will go after the rich, but the middle class can’t afford tax lawyers, so they will suffer the most. The Democrats will never relinquish their power to transfer money from hard working people and give it to various victims du jour. The RINOs will be enlisted to go along. Most likely we’ll see a small cut in the amount of those new IRS agents—and you can be sure the Republicans will cynically trumpet it as a victory.

The Republican Party loves to complain, but they do little to stop the spending, the debt, the open borders, and the open corruption taking place. That’s because they benefit from many of those problems. The complaining is for the benefit of their voters. Trey Gowdy did this when he was a Representative in the House. Now that he’s on Fox News, he parrots the warmonger establishment NeoCon, Sean Hannity. Remember, when the Republicans were in charge during Trump’s first two years, the wall was not built, and real change was not made. Expect more of the same inertia.

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The Republican-controlled House has to put up or shut up. At this point I’m in ‘show me’ mode.

I have a feeling they’ll show us the same old same old.

— Ben Garrison

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Things like the Tulsa Race Riots are definitely something Mike Lester cares deeply about. gently caress you, you disingenuous hack. Anyway...

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
I had completely forgotten this guy existed until just now, but he should probably be added to the list of retired cartoonists.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Vib Rib posted:

He already is.

poo poo, sorry, apparently I'm an idiot. Or sleep deprived. Probably both.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



We'll have to wait and see if the trail of classified documents becomes part of the Biden katamari.

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Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



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Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Ambitious Spider posted:

First off-seems to me like they found them and turned them in as opposed to stonewalling until the feds had to knock down the door. Secondly, sure investigate, and if necessary toss away biden and throw away the key. We need to be putting more presidents in jail, not less.

I mean, obviously. The whole reason the Trump case is so explosive is because they repeatedly had Trump attorneys sign affidavits saying, no, we really handed over everything this time. Of course the Biden documents should be investigated as well, but with what we know right now, the Trump situation is infinitely worse.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
"The gallows at the January 6th protests were a show put on by the (((Deep State))). Any unpleasantness during this peaceful demonstration were the result of FBI plants."

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Technowolf posted:

Kellies nomination: worst caricature

I legitimately thought that it was another Biden documents cartoon until I read the speech bubble.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Steve Kelley

Skios fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Jan 15, 2023

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

I know there is much more to say about this, but Ishida is really showing his whole boomer rear end with that choice of bands, isn't he?

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



Going through last years' Kellies thread to relive the memories I stumbled across this one:



So yeah: Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Danziger



Kellies Nomination: Worst Gaslighting :smuggo:

Seriously though, this is apparently A Point that conservatives are making now:

https://twitter.com/briangitt/status/1614654067195916288

"Look at how dumb the Federal Government is! If they take away our gas stoves, we'll have to default to the only other option, wood stoves, which are way worse!"

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Steve Benson



Tom Stiglich

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



"Actually, the Biden document situation is the Democrat Deep State trying to sabotage him ahead of 2024." is a take I didn't expect, especially from Branco.

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Michael Ramirez



Steve Breen



Tom Stiglich

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Larryb posted:

Yeah, that's about what I figured

Yeah. The whole thing was handled about as well as it could have been, given the circumstances. National Archives were immediately notified, who in turn notified the DoJ, and within 24 hours Biden's attorneys were going over his properties with a fine-toothed comb to see if anything else could be found. Still a security lapse that needs to be dealt with, obviously, but it's nowhere on the scale of Trump taking boxes and boxes to Mar-A-Lago, the National Archives having to beg for months to get them back, then getting some of them back with a solemn pinkie swear from his lawyers that this is totally everything he took, until finally they had to send in the FBI as a last resort.

And of course Biden somehow doesn't have the same magical declassifying mind powers that Trump claimed to have.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Lester must have come in his trousers, hearing that the Biden documents were found in the vicinity of a vroom-vroom.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Guess who's still alive...















Skios
Oct 1, 2021
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John Deering



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Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Steve Kelly



Tom Stiglich

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

J.A.B.C. posted:

Literally the opposite of reality. I know that's Branco's whole thing, but drat do I hate seeing these clowns.

And even if this were to accurately show what had happened, this isn't the dunk that Branco thinks it is - one of them clearly shows actual intent to steal classified material.

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Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Kellies Nomination: Worst Obituary.

I guess McCoy finally woke up from his holiday bender. Seriously though, it's nice of him to show just what a hateful misogynist he is. It doesn't matter that Lisa Marie Presley had her own life, her own career. Sixty years on this planet that he could have drawn from, and McCoy refuses to see her as anything more than Elvis' daughter, and not even an adult at that.

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