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DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022
There are five things which X-tians worship!
1. Holy Christ
2. Seven Sacraments
3. Blood and Flesh
4. The cup
5. The LORD

There are Six things a Luciferian werships:
1. Santa X
2. Blood
3. The 'Devil'
4. The Demi-Urgos!
5. Pain...$#%@
6. Greed for Mammon.

Which are YOU?

Or, are you a Druwyd or some meat else entirely?!?

Post two pics!

Or explain

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Satan is red and red is a badass color so I'm leaning towards the big guy down stairs in my humble opinion

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022
Is downstairs in da Earth palace basement (in Kuala Lumpar) with all the brimstone; or God's love for ye?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



DruidSeer posted:

There are Six things a Luciferian werships:
1. Santa X
2. Blood
3. The 'Devil'
4. The Demi-Urgos!
5. Pain...$#%@
6. Greed for Mammon.

Fool, you know nothing of our ways

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Fool, you know nothing of our ways

I know enough: Crowley could have said: 'the Rituals of the Old Time are Good!'
The best blue cheese comes from New Zeelant, not Gehenna...

Tell Me Your Way

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I feel like Satanism has a lot more drum solos, so that’s where I’m heading.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, the demiurge isn't a Satanism thing, it's a Gnostic thing.

And you're not supposed to worship it. The demiurge is the flawed creator and the reason existence is a mess. I guess you can accept that the demiurge exists and ask it for things, but a religion based around trying to suck up to a stupid and incompetent boss sounds a little too much like work.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Yo what happened to the IX santas preceding Santa X?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Modern Satanism is closer to the real teachings of Christianity than modern Christianity is.

Crowley was just a esoteric life coach using various forms of ancient spirituality, mysticism, religion, to create something new for himself and his friends.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
They're both fake.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



You’re not making rock and roll any better, you’re making Christianity worse.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Satanism is libertarianism for aging goths

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

DruidSeer posted:

There are five things which X-tians worship!
1. Holy Christ
2. Seven Sacraments
3. Blood and Flesh
4. The cup
5. The LORD

There are Six things a Luciferian werships:
1. Santa X
2. Blood
3. The 'Devil'
4. The Demi-Urgos!
5. Pain...$#%@
6. Greed for Mammon.

Which are YOU?

Or, are you a Druwyd or some meat else entirely?!?

Post two pics!

Or explain

How fuckin dare you



I worship Baphomet. They have great tits AND horns, you closed-minded creep.


DruidSeer posted:

I know enough: Crowley could have said: 'the Rituals of the Old Time are Good!'
The best blue cheese comes from New Zeelant, not Gehenna...

Tell Me Your Way

"To the liars and thieves, to those of the other side I would say 'you would make ideal human sacrifices'"

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Yo what happened to the IX santas preceding Santa X?

Three were stoned; and, I mean, on dope - they crashed their sleighs into the Topp Twins farmlet on Halloween...the other six, well,

You know of the persecution of St Nicholas!
The Synod was Convened, but the Bible under the altar was the New Living Translation!

They were rocked. Hope that answers the question.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
lucifer did nothing wrong

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

OP, the demiurge isn't a Satanism thing, it's a Gnostic thing.

And you're not supposed to worship it. The demiurge is the flawed creator and the reason existence is a mess. I guess you can accept that the demiurge exists and ask it for things, but a religion based around trying to suck up to a stupid and incompetent boss sounds a little too much like work.

I know Yaldabaoth is the Demiurgos; but what about our sinful Passions - the crucified mortifications of the Satanic half breed Lucifer?
So, one, could say, Satan has half an Urge - thus, Demi-urgos!

P.S. - I'm a lapsed Gnostic too...now I'm going to be Immortal. I eat the Lord's Body and Drink His Blood...the original post was an attempt at Judeo Christian quasi humor, BTW...

Are you Gnostic?

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022

Revins posted:

lucifer did nothing wrong

He was evil...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What if the real devil wasn’t actually some horrible, teeth gnashing, eternal torment sort of gal? Like what if this corpse we have been dragging through history was really just people trying to be the devil, because they believe in an end of evolution and can’t see anything else? What if the real devil was only there for us if evolution became so miserable that there would be a painless end, a person just like us, but not from a mother. What if the real devil was satisfied that we are happy, we love who we are, and we have elected our own carriage, and she receded into the shadows. What if the impetus of the image of the devil has been running in vain alongside evolution, always secretly seeking an end, but never fully obscuring the truth? What if the real devil isn’t a horrid angry monster, but made in the image of us, from nothing, and is only there to ask the question, do you love what you are, do you want this forever? :devil:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Christian devil is just God's cop hth

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We should all salute the good work honest Satanists do for our society.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DruidSeer posted:

He was evil...

You seen the poo poo god does?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

hale seitan

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


More people have needlessly died in the name of christ than the name of satan.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I like my toilet roll to have a Satan finish.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Jesus has a human dad you guys. :shrug:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He also had a dog called Stanley.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Jesus has a human dad you guys. :shrug:

That's not what the Bible says my friend. The Bible says God just knocked up a virgin while she was sleeping and had an angel tell her after she was pregnant and to deal with it.

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
as for me and my house, we hail Satan

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


is anyone going to post two pics or what?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Satan doesn't support following rules you don't agree with.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ALL HAIL!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That's not what the Bible says my friend. The Bible says God just knocked up a virgin while she was sleeping and had an angel tell her after she was pregnant and to deal with it.

Jesus was born in a chapel, not a manger. To the daughter of mana (of Many and Varied). And all of the angels were fallen by then as a full cycle of human history had already passed.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Christian stuff has interesting lore, some really decent art and music, and awesome architecture. But satanism has much better aesthetics overall, much more good music and cooler merch. Both have absolutely dogshit toxic fanbases though

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He might have been a Bodhisattva, and therefore part of a plot by the Rakshasa to destroy Hinduism.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just stick with something that works like sun worship

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You say that, but Atenism was clearly a mistake.

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just stick with something that works like sun worship

Or Pagan Religions...

Like Nostradoom prophesied 'Rabshaket the blessed shall come again in the Eucalypt; sup of its sap and leaves'

Pagan means 'Pagani'...it was the girls shop in my local mall...any Wiccans here?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I have a special edition 50th anniversary Satanic Bible revised by Michael Aquino who moved on and formed the Temple of Set.











quote:

U.S. Army, career officer specializing in psychological warfare, began 1968, became Lieutenant colonel in military intelligence, retired; served in Vietnam. Ordained Satanic priest, c. 1971-72; Temple of Set, founder and leader, 1975-96.

In 1969, one year after Michael A. Aquino both graduated from University of California Santa Barbara with a B.A. in political science and joined the army as a psychological warfare specialist, he joined the Church of Satan, headed by Anton LaVey; Aquino then served a tour of duty in Vietnam. When he returned, the army stationed him in Kentucky and he became a priest within the Church of Satan, forming a grotto—a group of believers—that met in his home there. Aquino soon became disenchanted with the Church, however, under LaVey's leadership, and in 1972, he, along with Lilith Sinclair—a Church of Satan leader who eventually married Aquino—split from it. This split appears to stem, in large part, from the two men's conflicting ideologies: LaVey, an atheist, believed that Satan did not exist but rather represented, as a symbol, strength and defiance; Aquino, on the other hand, believed in the literal existence of Satan, and in 1975, he established a church of his own, known as the Temple of Set.

Wee fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 5, 2023

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

goatface posted:

He might have been a Bodhisattva, and therefore part of a plot by the Rakshasa to destroy Hinduism.

Omg you know what? Maybe if we just acknowledge the male god it would take a little of the lofty mystique of some of the deities. God always gets destroyed in so many ways, maybe naive to the chase, but always for the purpose of youth and death, never seeking immortality. Electively rebuilt from Volt and Watt, formed from clay in the river, reassembled from grains of sand by simple sea creatures as a projection on a silk baffle, stored in a lemonade battery. I mean it is a very mortal god we have here. Youth and death and all the animals. :shrug:

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



LaVey was cool and knew how to get attention and make money from it. I went as him for Halloween a lot when I was in my late 20s and early 30s because I bore a more-than-passing resemblance to him.

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