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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah it’s like, satan rocks you loving idiot! :devil:

Like Wayne said, "hell's got all the good bands anyways"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
This is the best song on the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjNtFMzthwQ

Yeah, sure, Satan rules but that doesn't mean I can't be practical.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i am a satanist but i'm with one of the breakaway sects that actually does believe in satan

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Satan can kiss my dupa! And Jesus is on thin ice!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

The Hello Machine posted:

Satan can kiss my dupa! And Jesus is on thin ice!

He skates like an angel

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Which won’t make me watch YouTube videos they like?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Baka no akuma

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Skatinism. :woop:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

precision posted:

Satanists who are smug about saying they don't actually believe in Satan are somehow even more annoying than Christians

Don't worry about my hitlerism, I just reject the teachings of stalin really hard

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
In the above analogy stalin is jesus you see

216A
May 27, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Jew 4 lyfe

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

whatever the irish and palestinians believe in Im down with

DruidSeer
Jun 13, 2022

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What if the real devil wasn’t actually some horrible, teeth gnashing, eternal torment sort of gal? Like what if this corpse we have been dragging through history was really just people trying to be the devil, because they believe in an end of evolution and can’t see anything else? What if the real devil was only there for us if evolution became so miserable that there would be a painless end, a person just like us, but not from a mother. What if the real devil was satisfied that we are happy, we love who we are, and we have elected our own carriage, and she receded into the shadows. What if the impetus of the image of the devil has been running in vain alongside evolution, always secretly seeking an end, but never fully obscuring the truth? What if the real devil isn’t a horrid angry monster, but made in the image of us, from nothing, and is only there to ask the question, do you love what you are, do you want this forever? :devil:

Always, always, always...that's what my Chef tutor ALWAYS used to Preach...

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I think my favorite sectarian Christian arguments are the ones over the "hell is graves" people and the "hell is eternal torment" people. A close second is the "grace versus works" arguments, which also often descend into vitriol and condemnation.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



not today, jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWzYY4PQcpc

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

mst4k posted:

whatever the irish and palestinians believe in Im down with

Christ and bombs!

Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin
I worship consumption and convenience like a normal modern person.

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

laserghost posted:

Christian stuff has interesting lore, some really decent art and music, and awesome architecture. But satanism has much better aesthetics overall, much more good music and cooler merch. Both have absolutely dogshit toxic fanbases though

Fans ruin everything. Not limited to religion.

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