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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Weka posted:

You're just copying my posts from the other thread!

that's called freedom of speech - just another cool part of living in the u s of a

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




walking while eating

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Phbb forums

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

argue endlessly about which city/state/region is the best

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

- no more than 30 minutes away from a rollercoaster at all times

this is so clutch

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

da nfl playoffs

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

team usa beating a european team at soccer is pretty funny for the meltdowns from euros

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

da nfl playoffs

Oooo yeah baby!!!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1616525616416788480

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
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  • Hotdogs
  • Apple pie
  • Chevrolet

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
have all the default tlds on the internet. thats right. .gov? thats america. .mil? america.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Selected Pabst beer as America's Finest in 1893 awarding it the Blue Ribbon

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Smythe posted:

have all the default tlds on the internet. thats right. .gov? thats america. .mil? america.

ASCII baby. One Byte is one letter.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

mawarannahr posted:

ASCII baby. One Byte is one letter.

Yeah for instance my screed about how I was misused by the bastards at pepboys takes up exactly 42,023 bytes

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yeah for instance my screed about how I was misused by the bastards at pepboys takes up exactly 42,023 bytes

Westernized Turkish families purposefully seek out names that only have letters present in English to make their lives easier later. Good idea

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Smythe posted:

have all the default tlds on the internet. thats right. .gov? thats america. .mil? america.

Lmao never thought of this for some reason but hell

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
americans hibernate for 17 years and then awake to make a godawful noise

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adw772km7PQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgs6eLCaN9s

Back on the first page again

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Nice and hot piss posted:

Drinking Monster Energy drinks and talking about massive hogs in our pants.

Any person from any other region of this world who enjoys that is welcome in my 'marica.

They're your pants, you're supposed to be in them!

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Sitting in their running car at the park to enjoy the view

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Eat from troughs.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
buy a truck that costs as much as a house in a major metropolitan area

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Loucks posted:

Freedom to kill anyone (not white) u want as long as it’s done with a gun and you aren't filmed doing it so you can just say it was "self defense"
:hai:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

invented every drug

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

invented every drug

didn't invent/discover weed, LSD, penicillin, aspirin, vaccines...

Good record developing anti-obesity medication tho

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Failed Imagineer posted:

invented/discovered weed, LSD, penicillin, aspirin, vaccines...

good point!

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
:hmmyes:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Not only did we invent all those things, we patented them so no one else can have them.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

invented both the atlantic and the pacific oceans

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

docbeard posted:

Not only did we invent all those things, we patented them so no one else can have them.

yeah if other countries are so smart why do we have all the copyrights, trademarks, patents, and the best internet domains to ourselves?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

invented the name 'America'

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

docbeard posted:

invented the name 'America'

a portmanteau of "Amerigo" and "Calumbus"

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

God bless Vespucciland

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

(I remember a Canadian friend in college getting REALLY UPSET at being called an American by someone pulling the whole 'the United States is only one country on the continents with America in their name AND THEREFORE' thing.)

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

that's why if i were King of America, I'd change the name to The United States of Earth

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Thanks for saving the rest of the world during that July 4th Alien Invasion. Those military budgets have been justified

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

football stadium pisstroughs are way cooler than individual urinals. my old high school had a steel horse watering tank

Rand Paul
Aug 2, 2009


Also the American cooking shows are inexplicably funded by the CIA.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

operation flambeULTRA

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

docbeard posted:

(I remember a Canadian friend in college getting REALLY UPSET at being called an American by someone pulling the whole 'the United States is only one country on the continents with America in their name AND THEREFORE' thing.)

my argentine friend does this

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