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This was my favourite bit. What was everyone elses? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Whose crankin
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Jan 8, 2023 17:59
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Turn off your monitor
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Jan 8, 2023 18:05
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OP got pwnd That poo poo happens when you try and play games bish
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Jan 8, 2023 18:09
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I liked the part when John Leguizamo cranked his hog in a sock Wait Crank and Spun are both the same movie right? Lol meth.
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Jan 8, 2023 18:12
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Was actually hoping this was a thread about Crank Yankers  
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Jan 8, 2023 18:15
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Is that the one where if the guy's heart goes under 55 bpm, he dies?
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Jan 8, 2023 19:16
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Das Boo posted:Is that the one where if the guy's heart goes under 55 bpm, he dies? Apparently so. I thought I had already seen Crank but it turns out I had just seen another Jason Statham film in which Jason Statham plays Jason Statham.
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Jan 8, 2023 19:18
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I had the Crank ringtone on my cell phone circa 2006 specifically for incoming IT support calls from this 24/7 call center I worked for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlJ3g2vSZJE that one, on a Nokia 6101 Legit, honest-to-God gave myself PTSD over that ring tone. I can't watch the movie and I freak out a little bit if I ever hear that tone (thankfully I dont hear it in public anymore). AMA
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Jan 8, 2023 19:18
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Crankin' it rn! Where my fellow Crankers at!
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Jan 8, 2023 19:19
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Solefald posted:Apparently so. I thought I had already seen Crank but it turns out I had just seen another Jason Statham film in which Jason Statham plays Jason Statham. I like Jason Statham so him playing Jason Statham is fine by me.
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Jan 8, 2023 21:33
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Crank 2 is better because it ditches any pretense of a sensical plot or seriousness
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Jan 8, 2023 21:49
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MrQwerty posted:Crank 2 is better because it ditches any pretense of a sensical plot or seriousness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkOsccnyFWs
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Jan 8, 2023 21:53
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I still say we need a Crank 3 where his body can't regulate temperature and he's forced to alternate between setting himself on fire and freezing himself.
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Jan 8, 2023 21:55
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super sweet best pal posted:I still say we need a Crank 3 where his body can't regulate temperature and he's forced to alternate between setting himself on fire and freezing himself. we need a Crank 3 period, the Crank movies should have never been allowed to die in order for Hobbs and Shaw to live
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Jan 9, 2023 00:29
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Jose posted:This was my favourite bit. What was everyone elses? https://i.imgur.com/VjJw1TD.mp4
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Jan 9, 2023 00:42
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Solefald posted:Apparently so. I thought I had already seen Crank but it turns out I had just seen another Jason Statham film in which Jason Statham plays Jason Statham. ive seen every movie that describes and im going to see them all
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Jan 9, 2023 00:43
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You ever been in a bar fight?
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Jan 9, 2023 00:44
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AARD VARKMAN posted:ive seen every movie that describes and im going to see them all how was THE MEG
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Jan 9, 2023 00:47
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keep on crankin' in the free world
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Jan 9, 2023 00:49
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MrQwerty posted:how was THE MEG non enough Jason Statham
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MrQwerty posted:how was THE MEG
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Jan 9, 2023 01:31
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 MAKE CRANK 3
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MrQwerty posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mXyaZn10DU
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Jan 9, 2023 01:43
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There should be a Crank cinematic universe
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Jan 9, 2023 01:46
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Crank is the best movie ever made but Crank 2 is even better so it’s the best bestest movie ever made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uIPM6h1gDg
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when i was 17 i knew a wiener child that was still only allowed to watch pg-13 movies. he was absolutely obsessed with The Transporter and would only talk about The Transporter movies, just Transporter this and Transporter that. One day for some reason I ended up at his house and we watched DOOM (2005) and he did the "guy who has only seen boss baby" thing the whole time but about The Transporter starring Jason Statham. He ended up loving DOOM (2005). I actually also love DOOM (2005) but that's a tale for another time
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Jan 9, 2023 01:59
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The doom movie with the Rock 0wns
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Jan 9, 2023 02:01
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The first one is good, but I also enjoyed Crank 2 more. I am just disappointed they didn't call it Crank Harder.
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Jan 9, 2023 02:08
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I'd pay real money to go see a new crack movie in the theatres. i'm not paying for anything else
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Jan 9, 2023 02:10
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In the spirit of the OP, this scene from Crank 2: Crank Harder
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AARD VARKMAN posted:when i was 17 i knew a wiener child that was still only allowed to watch pg-13 movies. he was absolutely obsessed with The Transporter and would only talk about The Transporter movies, just Transporter this and Transporter that. One day for some reason I ended up at his house and we watched DOOM (2005) and he did the "guy who has only seen boss baby" thing the whole time but about The Transporter starring Jason Statham. He ended up loving DOOM (2005). I actually also love DOOM (2005) but that's a tale for another time I'm not saying that other movies don't exist, but... The Transporter does own 
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Crankin' it rn! Where my fellow Crankers at! I prefer the classier term "Punching the clown"
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Jan 9, 2023 22:45
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Mods HATE this one movie franchise
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Jan 9, 2023 22:48
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they hate most things
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Jan 9, 2023 23:35
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Movie has ages like poo poo ngl
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Jan 10, 2023 00:08
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Watch AME crank it, OP
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Jan 10, 2023 00:14
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Movie has ages like poo poo ngl Fossilized and of use to archaeologists?
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Jan 10, 2023 00:14
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all movies are just people playing pretend OP. real loser poo poo
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Crank dat Soulja Boy
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