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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

how about m y stick my cock "winter" your rear end op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
what about people who use betwixt whilst posting?

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

it’s summer op

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
whomst among us was not owned by this post 'tis a liar, or a fool!

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I was bitten by a radioactive Whomst, now i shoot slime out of my wrist and leave fetuses everywhere i go

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
whilst farting,

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I...

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I tried to play “whomst” in Words With Friends the other day and that bullshit game told me it wasn’t a word :jerkbag:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
where there's a whilst there's a way

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I shat on this thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh my god it's everywhere. how disgusting

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

:saddowns:

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
I cannot help it, it is my wont.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Whilst posting itt I decided I shan't; it was but too late, nonetheless

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

MrQwerty posted:

Whilst posting itt I decided I shan't; it was but too late, nonetheless

alas, as it were

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
marry, nuncle

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's raining because it it winter time (:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Nooner posted:

It's raining because it it winter time (:

Pre winter spring time

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Also for Americans who call their mom their 'mum' and talk about 'university' instead of college. Why in the hell do Internet People do this, is it from reading too much erotic Sherlock Holmes fanfiction?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

Also for Americans who call their mom their 'mum' and talk about 'university' instead of college. Why in the hell do Internet People do this, is it from reading too much erotic Sherlock Holmes fanfiction?

I went to a California State University not a California State College :shrug:

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013

Nooner posted:

I went to a California State University not a California State College :shrug:

Here in the land of the free, it's all "college." Except if you went to Harvard, then you say "I went to school in Boston."

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I accidently took a poo poo today whilst I was still wearing my pants.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

whenmst

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Moist.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





they’re happy and excited to hear the word in 2023

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

Here in the land of the free, it's all "college." Except if you went to Harvard, then you say "I went to school in Boston."

in new york saying you went to a cuny school (instead of suny) was pretty much saying you went to a 4 year community college

i wouldnt know though, i was homeschooled right up to post grad

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
for whombstve the bell tolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjOo0P8Y3V4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Whilst perambulating widdershins, I felt it behooved one to have a care for other pedestrians who perchance may not be as attentive as oneself.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
whilstsoever

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Ascertain

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

An ape conspired to suck my cock. When discovered, I had him beaten severely. The diminutive, yet most definitely brolic macaques I had trained for the purpose, had their skills tempered with an instinctive vindictiveness towards their greater cousins. The full appetite of their rage gorged on the sight of scarlet gore streaking across the behowling ape's shredded back while petite hands burrowed into his flesh like little children playing with putty. This was merely a footnote in my long career as a tyrant of the Monkey Kingdom in its war against the Ape Empire.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

An ape conspired to suck my cock. When discovered, I had him beaten severely. The diminutive, yet most definitely brolic macaques I had trained for the purpose, had their skills tempered with an instinctive vindictiveness towards their greater cousins. The full appetite of their rage gorged on the sight of scarlet gore streaking across the behowling ape's shredded back while petite hands burrowed into his flesh like little children playing with putty. This was merely a footnote in my long career as a tyrant of the Monkey Kingdom in its war against the Ape Empire.

I'd read this book

naem
May 29, 2011

verily

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Was it a Bonobo? Because they're mad horny all the time.

So I'm told.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Lo,

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

My brain can never parse the phrase ‘not withstanding’. I think it basically means ‘despite’, but my reading of it is kind of the opposite. like shouldn’t it be ‘withstanding’???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Irregardless,

naem
May 29, 2011

inflammable

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
fearfil of the lettle demons ah may summon, I retarded my rhythm whilst imagining a playful songe
thy songe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo&t=16s

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