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So I do volunteer stuff for a social community group that puts on parties and meetups and stuff. One of the guys helping out has been doing posters for our events for the year, but he pumps out really bad posters without any sort of consideration for design or making things look good. He just loads up photoshop, turns the background black, puts in some copied and pasted photos that somewhat relate to the event, and adds a few different fonts for date and time of the bar or coffee place where our event happens. It's nice that he's helping out but he's loving awful at it and it's making the group look unappealing. Even though he is doing this out of the goodness of his heart and nobody else is willing to do it, should I drown him?
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Jan 8, 2023 21:32
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I, too, loving suck poo poo at my job
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Jan 8, 2023 21:51
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Share the poster
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Jan 8, 2023 21:53
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Share the poster Turn off your monitor
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Jan 8, 2023 22:06
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Get an objective third party with no need to maintain a relationship with him to say his work is rear end. Keep doing this until he gets the hint
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Jan 8, 2023 22:10
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Send some strongly worded letters to this organization calling out their horrible posters. Important: Do not sign these letters or use your real name.
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Jan 8, 2023 22:13
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Turn off your monitor Lol
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Jan 8, 2023 22:14
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Sounds like you're not very punk
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Jan 8, 2023 22:15
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Sounds like you're not very punk Share ur best gig posters
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Jan 8, 2023 22:16
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Just tell me where he is op and I will gently caress his poo poo up By gently caress his poo poo up I mean I will go to his toilet after he poops and really mess around with it
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Jan 8, 2023 22:16
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Jan 8, 2023 22:16
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Make a better product and let the market decide, BItCh!!!
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Jan 8, 2023 22:17
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Jan 8, 2023 22:18
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"Everyone who doesn't such poo poo raise your hand. Not you, bud."
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Jan 8, 2023 22:19
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Do some heinous mean girl poo poo OP. Everyone will clap and then theyll crown you queen bee of the social community group.
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Jan 8, 2023 22:20
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Don't be passive aggressive OP. Be direct. Tell him his posters need some more work. Or be passive aggressive and ask him if he spent more than 5 minutes on the poster?
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Jan 8, 2023 22:22
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Blow him but do a really lovely job of it, just mangle his dick
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Jan 8, 2023 22:22
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Loden Taylor posted:Blow him but do a really lovely job of it, just mangle his dick no teeth, teeth is for winners
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Jan 8, 2023 22:24
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Let me guess, you have a "Passon for design" and his chakra's you will align?Private Cumshoe posted:no teeth, teeth is for winners staberind fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jan 8, 2023 |
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Jan 8, 2023 22:25
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Private Cumshoe posted:no teeth, teeth is for winners make the widest O shape you can with your mouth and just kinda hover his dick in your oral cavity while drooling, that'll show him
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Jan 8, 2023 22:28
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Show him up with some charcoal sketch poo poo, like a poster full of intertwined, bulging penises and dripping jizz font. If he still thinks his poo poo is better, well I dont know what then, but he will remember what art is. 
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Jan 8, 2023 22:29
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charcoal and wood glue, the stuff that dries semi clear. Just make it all "ZALGO text"
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Jan 8, 2023 22:30
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For the love of God op, suck your friends dick already
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Jan 8, 2023 22:35
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OP suck the dick
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Jan 8, 2023 22:44
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my friend used to pay me a small fee to design the posters for his club night but my posters were dope so i'm afraid i can't help you OP
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Jan 8, 2023 22:47
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roleplay The Agony and the Ecstasy where you're Rex Harrison as Pope Julius II and he's Charlton Heston as Michelangelo and give him an "artist's blowjob" where you coat his dick and balls with Krylon spray primer while shouting WHEN WILL YOU MAKE AN END
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Jan 8, 2023 23:07
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Make a Facebook page for the group, make event announcements in there, and print those off as posters, cutting him out of the loop entirely. Or just drown him. Ethically it kind of equals out.
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Jan 9, 2023 00:08
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fuckin tangle his pubes in a stepper motor
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Jan 9, 2023 00:49
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Make a poster about him sucking at making posters and put it on his desk. Uninstall photoshop/remove his access to the printers. Cut his fingers off so he can't make them anymore.
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Jan 9, 2023 00:56
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lol what are you going to do fire him from volunteering?
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Jan 9, 2023 00:58
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just punch him. punch him over and over again in his dumb fuckin face until his eyeballs pop out op
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Jan 9, 2023 01:00
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Break the news to him, but then suck his dick and freakin balls so it will soften the news.
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Jan 9, 2023 01:19
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have you tried dilating your buddies urethra?
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Jan 9, 2023 01:23
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LuckyCat posted:Break the news to him, but then suck his dick and freakin balls so it will soften the news. The ol' soften while hardening technique
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Jan 9, 2023 01:26
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introduce his name as a synonym for failure at the workplace like if his name is paul you could say "oops I really pulled a paul there" when you drop something or if you see a bunch of trash you say "could someone throw away all that paul" either everyone will slowly turn against paul making you the hero of the workplace or they'll think you're a real howard beale for pulling something like that
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Jan 9, 2023 01:48
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Howard Beale posted:introduce his name as a synonym for failure at the workplace like if his name is paul you could say "oops I really pulled a paul there" when you drop something or if you see a bunch of trash you say "could someone throw away all that paul" lmao
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Jan 9, 2023 01:53
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Commit a mortal sin to him. I suggest adultery
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Jan 9, 2023 02:13
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just tell it to my face you jerk
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Jan 9, 2023 02:14
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tell him you really appreciate the effort and basically put a lot work into buttering him up to distract him from how close you're walking to the edge of a bridge and then just give him a good shove. shout, "we'll remember you, Steve!" as he falls
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Jan 9, 2023 03:11
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It's volunteering The work needed is being done He obviously enjoys doing the work for free. Jog on, dude.
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Jan 9, 2023 03:16
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