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Kind of like after you die and your family opens up your PC and learn all your horrible secrets of how you acted on the internet, but on a longer time scale. Since your online persona is basically going to live on forever and everything you do and say will be accessible for generations on the internet, what do you think that your descendants will say about your online presence (that's if you were lucky enough to actually be a sex haver, I mean theoretically). Mine will probably feel shame and confusion at how much time I spent posting jokes about farts and poop and also talking poo poo in YouTube comments about nothing important
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Family? Descendants? You think awfully big of me assuming there will be people who want to know me when I’m dead Nobody even wants to know me now
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Jan 11, 2023 17:47
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They will be super proud....because all of my descendents are going to be so inbred that they can barely think.
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Jan 11, 2023 17:48
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Luckily the most embarrassing stuff is lost to the ages on xanga. I think that all the stuff I post now that I think is funny won't be funny anymore and actually will be offensive so they will be disgusted by me. Every once in a while I get interested in ancestry.com and looking at info on my family. My favorite is the ww2 draft cards because they describe their appearance including scars. Most of them have a scar somewhere and I always wonder what it came from. I also have read some old letters we found in my aunts stuff when she died. One time there was one that I thought said a man's name and was all about how much he loved them and I thought I had found some family scandal but my mom looked at it and it actually said "mother." I was somewhat disappointed.
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Jan 11, 2023 17:53
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Dixville posted:Luckily the most embarrassing stuff is lost to the ages on xanga. Thank god their servers exploded or whatever happened to purge my poo poo bloggingz
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Jan 11, 2023 17:58
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listen bub, i jack off knowing full well my ancestors are watching - why would i worry about this then?
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Jan 11, 2023 18:01
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I don’t have descendants to be embarrassed for me but just the same I set up a trust that will purchase the forums after my death and delete it.
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Jan 11, 2023 18:03
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Great great great great great grandpa sure posted fart a lot
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Jan 11, 2023 18:05
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Nothing because they won't exist.
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Jan 11, 2023 18:09
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"Pretty bad posts for someone who was later crowned emperor of the world, which is also my title, natch"
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Toxic Mental posted:Kind of like after you die and your family opens up your PC and learn all your horrible secrets of how you acted on the internet, but on a longer time scale. They say that at the end, people regert the things they didn't post.
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Jan 11, 2023 19:01
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OP unless you're someone real special, even your great grandkids won't know who the gently caress you were.
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Jan 11, 2023 19:03
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Im just hoping my grandkids carry on my brave tradition of being a really lovely poster and pushing ahead anyway
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Jan 11, 2023 19:11
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In order to have great great great great grandkids, first I have to have kids, period. I made that choice long ago not to. ONE WEIRD TRICK TO PREVENT FAMILY MEMBERS FROM SEEING YOUR POSTING HISTORY. OPS HATE THIS
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Jan 11, 2023 19:18
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Hopefully my mind will be digitized before I die so I can appear as a, i dunno, cartoon paperclip on my descendant's screens "Looks like you're reading some old timey shitposts. Would you like some context?"
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Jan 11, 2023 19:19
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If I ever have kids OP, then I have hosed up tremendously.
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Jan 11, 2023 19:21
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:If I ever have kids OP, then I have hosed tremendously.
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Jan 11, 2023 19:21
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having kids loving rules btw
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Jan 11, 2023 19:22
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They’ll probably describe it with even more disgusting swear words that haven’t even been invented yet. 
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Jan 11, 2023 19:30
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:having kids loving rules btw Have a couple for me, buddy!
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Jan 11, 2023 19:47
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:having kids loving rules btw i like making them but the raising them part is what always gets me
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Jan 11, 2023 19:55
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Toxic Mental posted:i like making them but the raising them part is what always gets me Just try again. You'll get it next time.
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Jan 11, 2023 19:56
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Toxic Mental posted:i like making them but the raising them part is what always gets me Soy beans for strength, star trek for ethics. Done.
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Jan 11, 2023 20:01
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Infidel Castro posted:Nothing because they won't exist.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:having kids loving rules btw
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:having kids loving rules btw This is just a ploy by people with children to sucker childless people into the same miserable existence they endure.
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Jan 11, 2023 21:25
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Yeah it sucks I can't just like gently caress off to Thailand. Maybe in March. And they break all your toys and you have to worry for the rest of your life and the house is a loving wreck but they're cute at least and in a year or two I'll have someone to play Bushido Blade with.
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Jan 11, 2023 21:29
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i share all my hobbies with my kids and they love it and i love watching them grow and explore. it makes everything i do exponentially more rewarding
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Jan 11, 2023 21:30
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I hope I was adopted. Jesus Christ, please let me be adopted
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Jan 11, 2023 21:36
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all internet achives will be stricken from the records. this will be seen as The Darkest Time in human history and no one will speak of it.
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Jan 11, 2023 21:41
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He was right about the Italians
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Jan 11, 2023 22:02
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i share all my hobbies with my kids and they love it and i love watching them grow and explore. it makes everything i do exponentially more rewarding Unironically this. I started playing commander with my son and he joined the MTG club at his school and creams the other kids at commander now. Its amazing to watch them learn. I'm also teaching him all my best shitposting tricks and maneuvers.
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Jan 11, 2023 22:18
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I may be childless, but kids are cool and inquisitive mini humans. Got two nephews and the younger one is 10 while the other’s 24 and I cherish everything I did with the adult one while still growing and working on fun memories with the younger one. It rules.Infidel Castro posted:All the fun of warping them into little gremlins without having to pay for it! Yep! You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jan 11, 2023 |
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Jan 11, 2023 22:31
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ManBoyChef posted:Unironically this. I started playing commander with my son and he joined the MTG club at his school and creams the other kids at commander now. Its amazing to watch them learn. I'm also teaching him all my best shitposting tricks and maneuvers. That's why you have your siblings make the kids. All the fun of warping them into little gremlins without having to pay for it!
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Jan 11, 2023 22:33
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So long as my Telegram logs don't get leaked they'll mostly think 'A bit weird, but whatever.' If they do get leaked it'll be 'My ancestor was an extremist with confusing and often conflicting politics.'
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Jan 11, 2023 22:34
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Stupid gaybies better not talk poo poo about their elders!
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I imagine they’d read my posts and immediately cut off their balls. This mistake must end.
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Jan 12, 2023 04:27
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It was better than ops
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Jan 12, 2023 04:37
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Smugworth posted:It was better than ops This is a serious thread not a fantasy
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I really hope a lot of the internet gets wiped out at some point
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