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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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  • despite the name, c++ is actually worse than c
  • hagfish have 4 hearts
  • the soviet union and the united states are only 2 miles apart at their closest point
  • haskell is widely considered the best programming language due to its type safety and ecosystem
  • rabbits can actually see behind themselves without moving their heads, due to the positioning of their eyes on the sides of their head
  • the hashtag symbol # actually predates twitter
  • chicagoans kill more people every year than sharks do
  • snakes cant close their eyes but they can close their retinas
  • humans and chimpanzees actually evolved from a different, common ancestor primate. humans didnt evolve from chimpanzees
  • everyone actually gets older at the same rate. think about it!
  • lemons float but limes sink. use this if your colorblind
  • yospos means youre operating system is a piece of poo poo
  • ios is better than windows phone, but windows is better than mac os x

feel free to add your own

yours truly,
fart simpson

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Hed posted:

hello.jpg is actually a GIF

nice one!

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Elder Postsman posted:

do they though. wouldn't such as an astronaut who spends a portion of their life at high speeds be slightly affected by relativity and age a bit slower than some chump who has never left the surface this dumb planet.

:chloe:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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1 year = 1 year

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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echinopsis posted:

idk anything about chicago except a) itís cold and b) they have some decent songs

i think your missing one more fact that was already itt

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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Sagebrush posted:

in japanese, the point at which green and blue are distinguished from one another is different than it is in english. japanese traffic lights have red, yellow, and green like everywhere else, but the teal color they use for green appears distinctively blue to native english speakers. but in japan they call it green.

if itís the same as chinese, which it might be, there are actually 3 color words going on here. 蓝 is blue, 绿 is green, and 青 is either green or blue or greenish blue. the word for green is the newest of those words ive heard. anyway it seems like part of the choice into which word you use is tradition rather than actual color?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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my homie dhall posted:

topologically speaking, your stomach is on the outside of your body

:pwn:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

fun fact: joe biden was born closer to abraham lincolns assassination than he was to his own inauguration. think about it.

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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now you know

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