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Some of you hooligans, or Hoolihans (if thats where you like to eat), may or may not know that I was a troubled teen during high school of which I eventually got kicked out in the eleventh grade. One thing they tried with me was sending me with other troubled teens (coed....hubba hubba) on a bus to a mountain retreat. This retreat was called "The Ropes Course" I'd really like to hear what you think this whole situation was all about.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 03:12 |
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How the gently caress should we know? Just tell us.
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Have a seat, friends. Let me tell you all a story Actually scratch that why don't you tell me the story
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So is this the story all about how your life got flip-turned upside down?
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So you just went to that corporate retreat for "team building" by going up a ladder with a safety rope and got to walk across a beam?
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Were they able to turn you straight?
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Just loving talk about it you unwell moron
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In Rope’s Course our counselor Rope Howard sits you down and makes you eat an entire sack of onions so you’ll get sick and swear off of them.
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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it was a ropes course op
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Odd, I call our bedroom the Ropes Course.
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Learning how to tie ropes, of course OP.
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*pulls out an acoustic guitar* *strums a few chords* *frowns* *adjusts the tuning pegs a bit* *strums a few more chords* *smiles* ♫ Gather 'round, kids, let me spin you a tale~ ♫ *immediately hands off the guitar to the child sitting next to him*
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Whatever is was it clearly didn’t help you op
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This is going to be another one of those banme jizz threads, isn't it?
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Cool it, buglord
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Big Beef City posted:Just loving talk about it, you!
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Get beat up with a sack full of rope knots
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i guess you could say... you were roped in ![]()
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....and now I'm a director of a successful bj factory
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Wear gloves, the ropes are coarse
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500excf type r posted:Wear gloves, the ropes are coarse of course
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The ropes course was amazing. Up and downs, some traversing. Then you fell and shattered your left testicle. You havent walked straight since.
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I suspect this thread will snowball out of control if the OP doesn't explain soon
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It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey. My school knew all of us were failures so we were perfect candidates to get roped into an MLM The name of the supplement was called "Ultra Male Vitality" and Alex Jones was the camp counselor. poo poo sucked. All they fed us was bone broth.
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ManBoyChef posted:It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey. Wow man that really sucks Like not your story, but this thread
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ManBoyChef posted:It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey. Sucked the marrow right out of the bone broth i bet
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you'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to give you zinc supplements and celery
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the ropes in question were actually using the slang definition and you were all firing ropes of hot creamy cum into each others mouths?
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the rope's coarse
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i did a ropes course once and got rope burn on my ankles so bad
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Colonel Cancer posted:....and now I'm a director of a successful bj factory assistant to the director*
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The Ropers did not like Jack Tripper much. Well, the wife did when the gay guy upstairs was galavanting with chicks and Larry.
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Get yer ropes here! Get ya ropes!
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in Spelunky 2, never underestimate the importance of having a few ropes to get out of a sticky situation
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Rope around the cock
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Cool man eat poooooooo
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Gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me
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knot tying builds character
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks2NtZrSW8E I am going to make a quiche.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 03:12 |
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ManBoyChef posted:It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey. boo
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