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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


Some of you hooligans, or Hoolihans (if thats where you like to eat), may or may not know that I was a troubled teen during high school of which I eventually got kicked out in the eleventh grade.

One thing they tried with me was sending me with other troubled teens (coed....hubba hubba) on a bus to a mountain retreat.

This retreat was called "The Ropes Course"


I'd really like to hear what you think this whole situation was all about.

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
How the gently caress should we know? Just tell us.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Have a seat, friends. Let me tell you all a story

Actually scratch that why don't you tell me the story

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
So is this the story
all about how
your life got flip-turned
upside down?

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
So you just went to that corporate retreat for "team building" by going up a ladder with a safety rope and got to walk across a beam?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Were they able to turn you straight?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
Just loving talk about it you unwell moron

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
In Ropeís Course our counselor Rope Howard sits you down and makes you eat an entire sack of onions so youíll get sick and swear off of them.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it was a ropes course op

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Odd, I call our bedroom the Ropes Course.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Learning how to tie ropes, of course OP.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
*pulls out an acoustic guitar*

*strums a few chords*

*frowns*

*adjusts the tuning pegs a bit*

*strums a few more chords*

*smiles*

♫ Gather 'round, kids, let me spin you a tale~ ♫

*immediately hands off the guitar to the child sitting next to him*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Whatever is was it clearly didnít help you op

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
This is going to be another one of those banme jizz threads, isn't it?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Cool it, buglord

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Just loving talk about it, you!

-unwell moron

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado
Get beat up with a sack full of rope knots

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i guess you could say... you were roped in :c00lbert:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
....and now I'm a director of a successful bj factory

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com
Wear gloves, the ropes are coarse

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

500excf type r posted:

Wear gloves, the ropes are coarse

of course

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
The ropes course was amazing. Up and downs, some traversing. Then you fell and shattered your left testicle. You havent walked straight since.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I suspect this thread will snowball out of control if the OP doesn't explain soon

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey.

My school knew all of us were failures so we were perfect candidates to get roped into an MLM

The name of the supplement was called "Ultra Male Vitality" and Alex Jones was the camp counselor. poo poo sucked. All they fed us was bone broth.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

ManBoyChef posted:

It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey.

My school knew all of us were failures so we were perfect candidates to get roped into an MLM

The name of the supplement was called "Ultra Male Vitality" and Alex Jones was the camp counselor. poo poo sucked. All they fed us was bone broth.

Wow man that really sucks

Like not your story, but this thread

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com

ManBoyChef posted:

It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey.

My school knew all of us were failures so we were perfect candidates to get roped into an MLM

The name of the supplement was called "Ultra Male Vitality" and Alex Jones was the camp counselor. poo poo sucked. All they fed us was bone broth.

Sucked the marrow right out of the bone broth i bet

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



you'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to give you zinc supplements and celery

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



the ropes in question were actually using the slang definition and you were all firing ropes of hot creamy cum into each others mouths?

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNNNNG.
the rope's coarse

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i did a ropes course once and got rope burn on my ankles so bad

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Colonel Cancer posted:

....and now I'm a director of a successful bj factory

assistant to the director*

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

The Ropers did not like Jack Tripper much. Well, the wife did when the gay guy upstairs was galavanting with chicks and Larry.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Get yer ropes here! Get ya ropes!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



in Spelunky 2, never underestimate the importance of having a few ropes to get out of a sticky situation

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rope around the cock

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Suckin on a chili dog.
Cool man eat poooooooo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gimme that old time religion, it's good enough for me

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
knot tying builds character

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks2NtZrSW8E

I am going to make a quiche.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


ManBoyChef posted:

It actually turned out to be an induction course into an MLM that sold a vitamin supplement that made your ropes extra ropey.

My school knew all of us were failures so we were perfect candidates to get roped into an MLM

The name of the supplement was called "Ultra Male Vitality" and Alex Jones was the camp counselor. poo poo sucked. All they fed us was bone broth.

boo

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