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I wake my precious Onion son up at 5AM every morning with this song Audio only, Madonna should burn in hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_Y740aReI
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My son, I called him Onion because when he was born he made me cry, but now he thinks that story is lame. How can it be "lame" Onion? That story was the core of my Edinburgh show that got 4 stars in the Scotsman. Four. Stars.
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Jan 26, 2023 18:56
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Piss Creep posted:I wake my precious Onion son up at 5AM every morning with this song Shallots, harlot
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Jan 26, 2023 18:56
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the sonion of paul bonion
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I have but one daughter I call Scallion
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Jan 26, 2023 18:57
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Piss Creep posted:Sonions
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Jan 26, 2023 19:00
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Your stinky onion son is making me cry
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Jan 26, 2023 19:00
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Laugh it up. In sad land where you live now being sad
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Jan 26, 2023 19:01
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Onion! Oniiiioon! Onion Oregano Omaha, get your layered rear end over here now!!
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Jan 26, 2023 19:02
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My sonions named are Leeky Shallot and Burgermaster Calcot
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Jan 26, 2023 19:03
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legume lads ft. the beanpod boys
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Jan 26, 2023 19:04
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He just a bulb
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Jan 26, 2023 19:05
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Are you werebear? Your calling Madonna a harlot who should burn in hell leads me to believe you're werebear.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:no riffs, peg? it might make u cry if I did 
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Jan 26, 2023 19:07
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Lord help me keep my feet
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Jan 26, 2023 19:08
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0n10N Elon Musk
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Jan 26, 2023 19:09
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Call my boy onion because HE STINKS
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Jan 26, 2023 19:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ywZ1QDNNG0 No retort, interesting. Wee fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jan 26, 2023 |
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Jan 26, 2023 19:35
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I’m Garlic Jr and these are my boys Garlic III and Onion Obviously Garlic III will inherit my lands and titles
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Jan 26, 2023 20:24
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I only had daughters and they hate onions
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Jan 26, 2023 20:29
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I don't think Piss Creep really has a sonion.
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Jan 26, 2023 20:30
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Like, they're wrong. But that's the way the onion crumbled.
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Treecko posted:I only had daughters and they hate onions don't call me daughter not fit to
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Jan 26, 2023 20:31
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Me? Pearl jam is OK Onion Jam is better
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Misread the title and thought you were talking about sons named Orion don't wanna meet that dad
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Jan 26, 2023 20:41
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Taking a big bite of my son makes me cry 
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gently caress! HES ALMOST GONE!
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Treecko posted:I only had daughters and they hate onions 
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Look I know it's abit weird now but we really wanted to give you a unique name. Chris Martin and Gwyneth paltrow called their child apple and this is very similar to that It is unfortunate you turned out to be allergic to actual onions but that's on you really
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Jan 26, 2023 21:06
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Son accidentally sent me a pic of him getting he rear end ated
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I don’t find that name very apeeling op
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Son accidentally sent me a pic of him getting he rear end ated 
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mudskipp posted:Look I know it's abit weird now but we really wanted to give you a unique name. Chris Martin and Gwyneth paltrow called their child apple and this is very similar to that Apple & Onion are best mates and help each other adapt to living in a big city in a foreign country.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Son accidentally sent me a pic of him getting he rear end ated Glad you’re gay Sad that’s your sex friend
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Jan 26, 2023 21:27
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Add a slab…………$30,000
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Jan 26, 2023 21:27
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You beat me to the slab joke I guess I'll cry to Madonna and think bout those beans
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Add a slab…………$30,000
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Solefald posted:did someone say onion dont doxx me plz
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Onion ring to rule them all And in the darkness bind them!
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