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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Shove it in a butt

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Shove it in my butt

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Bring back giant banners advertising porno sites that take up at minimum 50% of screen real estate

also nsfw ads with audio that auto play. make sure the site is inaccessible if you have an ad blocker.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


no sorey that might make it better too.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




allow post signatures

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Only forum is The Pellet Palace

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Make o🅱️ the director of finances

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Songbearer posted:

Shove it in my butt

seeing a lot of suggestions for making the forum perfect itt.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Make William Henry Hairytaint a mod

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Every time Nooner isn't in a thread everyone should ask each other, "where's Nooner?"

Enforce signatures for all users, everyone must have a tagline that includes a quote of themselves, or about them, naming them in it.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Every user click triggers a really loud breathy 'uuuuhhh...' noise.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Every post costs a dime

You can like a post

Every post that earns 100 likes earns you a nickel

No I won’t be filtering for spam users

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

egg_dog posted:

Every user click triggers a really loud breathy 'uuuuhhh...' noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF67navIZlU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ElectricSheep posted:

hey guys what's up

it's me, radium

AHHHHHHH!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

Every post costs a dime

You can like a post

Every post that earns 100 likes earns you a nickel

No I won’t be filtering for spam users

Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a dime and only
Posted

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Revive helldump

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poohs Packin posted:

Revive helldump

helldump was actually the reason I joined. Kept wondering what I didn't have access to.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Let Lowtax run the website again.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Croccers posted:

Let Lowtax run the website again.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

syntaxfunction posted:

Every time Nooner isn't in a thread everyone should ask each other, "where's Nooner?".

Force Nooner to effortpost

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Songbearer posted:

Force Nooner to effortpost

force Nooner to be the only admin

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
merge every thread into one giant thread

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dsf posted:

merge every thread into one giant thread

That would be godawful and I love it!

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

force Nooner to be the only admin

Force everyone to admin Nooner, also only Nooner can post

Probations, bans etc only by unanimous decision

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Nooner already effortposts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
how bout we just ignore nooner. That's what I normally do

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
if you pay 5 cents you can make your post flash a lot of different colors really fast

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
not allowed to post goatse anymore

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

not allowed to post goatse anymore

bullshit!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

helldump was actually the reason I joined. Kept wondering what I didn't have access to.

How did you feel once you found out?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poohs Packin posted:

How did you feel once you found out?

a few were funny. most were hateful.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Instead of random granmas for fake ads for unregistered users, random feet pics

Huggybear
Jun 17, 2005

I got the jimjams
Change the name to Something Boomers Like

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Huggybear posted:

Change the name to Something Boomers Like

Nahh.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

not banning this poster:

Chinatown posted:

the woke "everything is offensive to someone" mods are already way ahead of you OP

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

make aatrek a mod again

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Every 3000th post ends up in a random thread in another random forum and can't be edited.


Actually that could be pretty cool

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Make the only possible posts empty quotes

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Require users to be drunk before posting.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SAY YOHO posted:

Require users to be drunk before posting.

I can do that

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