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What instantly sets off your goondar?
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:26 |
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I don't give a poo poo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPZos-wcgM
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Gas
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https://www.nsopw.gov/
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they poo poo their pants or they start talking about food
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i can't tell when someone is a goon at all sometimes, late at night, i secretly worry that everyone can tell i am though
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Zeluth posted:I don't give a poo poo. hell yeah zeluth
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Well if you're not a goon then you have access to a secret social media database that points out who all the goons are and displays their posts next to their profiles on tinder, linkedin, etc. , but I wouldn't expect anyone here to know that.
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What a piece of work is a goon, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of humanity and they have ten bux.
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They have a gooncave
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Crippling self-loathing and shame over liking games and anime, op As they should
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The sign of gune is visible to even the least practitioner. Even those without the taint can feel it subconsciously and cringe away
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maybe we should all start carrying printers around as a calling card type thing. that would be wild haha
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One of those front door mats with There’s No Place Like … and the house’s gps coordinates.
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Being cool ![]()
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Needing meds
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M’lady
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if you see them posting on the somethingawful.com forums then they are most likely a GOON
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They say "laffo" instead of laughing.
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The smell
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pants full of feces
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White, middle-aged, male, loving wife and two children.
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They type on "l33t" speak on the workplace chat (like Jeff K.)
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They get into a rage over a 6 hour penalty of some sort. Like psychotic rage.
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Hector Delgado posted:They get into a rage over a 6 hour penalty of some sort. Like psychotic rage. They get a perverse sense of enjoyment from handing out 6 hour penalties for minor, superfluous infractions
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In a crowd the easiest way is simply to ask if anyone is a goon. The person that says no instead of what is the goon.
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Touche
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They believe in the power of Christ
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Smugworth posted:They get a perverse sense of enjoyment from handing out 6 hour penalties for minor, superfluous infractions Hector Delgado posted:They get into a rage over a 6 hour penalty of some sort. Like psychotic rage.
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there's a secret way to tell if someone is a mod, just che- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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They have a flight of stairs that takes a corner midway, but there's a window that leads directly from that flight, so if someone fell down the stairs there's a good chance they'd fly out the window and hurt themselves.
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huh that specific phrase with just plain bbcode will automatically link to lepers colony lol
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Smugworth posted:They have a flight of stairs that takes a corner midway, but there's a window that leads directly from that flight, so if someone fell down the stairs there's a good chance they'd fly out the window and hurt themselves. wouldn't a goon be someone who is protected from being shoved out the window, like their house has bars on the window?
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loving your mom
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But yeah anyway how did we all forget OP that the surest sign that someone is a goon is the answer to "do u have stairs in ur house?"
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If they answer earnestly they're not a goon, if they groan and look away from you they are
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No one I work with has probably ever even heard of SA. The IT guy at work saw me browsing and least recognized I was browsing an internet discussion forum.
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Swordowner, especially if they're white and it's a sword from an Asian or east Asian culture
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:26 |
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R.L. Stine posted:huh that specific phrase with just plain bbcode will automatically link to lepers colony lol u just reverse engineered how it works
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