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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍
If you were a questgiver in an RPG, what sidequest would you send a wayward hero on?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'll give you 10 gp to close this sad thread.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍
20

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Go deep into the Fey Woods and find the Invisible Gibbersnack, a miniature pixie of mischief and mayhem who has been terrorising the village with its wild antics!

then while they're busy i'd go into their adventurer home and steal their loot

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Make a good post.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH GAS STATION BONER PILLS
Nap Ghost
please save my farm by killing 20 wolves and bringing me their pelts. I will give you 50 gold and 1000 xp in exchange

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Pick up dry-cleaning.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Alack! My love for posts has long been neglected! Though I search high and low through these vaunted forums I cannot find a post worthy of my vast amounts of gold and lucre! Young adventurer, be you wise enough to construct a worthy post? Take this sack of words and make an old hand smile once more! Be warned: Each word can only be used once!

You Receive: A Sack Of Words

> Open Sack

code:
Contents:

 PLEASE      FOR       FATHER
             INSERTION             LONGSWORD
BUTTHOLE      NOW         THEY                  YOUR
   TOGETHER             WHIMSICAL
          GREMLIN       SINGLE           MOTHER
 HOMESTEAD              AND           POLE
         THANKS            TURGID               ROD            HARSH
ENCRUSTED             GORY         VEGAN
    I            WINKLE              MY
 PISSED         WISHED           GUSHED         THRUSTED
YOU            LUST

Songbearer fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jan 30, 2023

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I'm running low on bear asses again, I could use another 20. What am I going to do with them? Look, do you want to get paid or not?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



10 gold to suck my dick and balls

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Mumpy Puffinz posted:

please save my farm by killing 20 wolves and bringing me their pelts. I will give you 50 gold and 1000 xp in exchange

the wolves only have a 40% chance to drop a pelt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH GAS STATION BONER PILLS
Nap Ghost

Songbearer posted:

Alack! My love for posts has long been neglected! Though I search high and low through these vaunted forums I cannot find a post worthy of my vast amounts of gold and lucre! Young adventurer, be you wise enough to construct a worthy post? Take this sack of words and make an old hand smile once more! Be warned: Each word can only be used once!

You Receive: A Sack Of Words

> Open Sack

code:
Contents:

 PLEASE      FOR       FATHER
             INSERTION             LONGSWORD
BUTTHOLE      NOW         THEY                  YOUR
   TOGETHER             WHIMSICAL
          GREMLIN       SINGLE           MOTHER
 HOMESTEAD              AND           POLE
         THANKS            TURGID               ROD            HARSH
ENCRUSTED             GORY         VEGAN
    I            WINKLE              MY

YOU            LUST

I just read this out loud and now I think I'm the hero of Kvatch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH GAS STATION BONER PILLS
Nap Ghost

hemale in pain posted:

the wolves only have a 40% chance to drop a pelt

what am I? A loving mathematician? Just do the goddam job

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Deliver a printer to the specific destination but you are overburdened.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Find my cute little dog who is lost (it's actually a level 12 Hell Hound!!! :twisted:)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

EorayMel posted:

Deliver a printer to the specific destination but you are overburdened.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Build the questgiver a new house in a swamp while dodging :bahgawd: house code regulations :bahgawd:

The Hello Machine
Jul 18, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
100 gold to gently caress off

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Help the questgiver raise mental awareness by undertaking an odyssey of epic proportions across the land

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH GAS STATION BONER PILLS
Nap Ghost
be embarrassed that you have a boner and crawl backwards out of the room while meowing

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Trick a bunch of rich kids to join Kamp Krusty so you can get concert tickets to Ja Rule

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gimme cash for XP. If you give me a whole lot of cash, I'll ding a little bell.

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

Five copper and directions to the nearest Goodwill if the adventurer looks from out of town.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Clear out an optional sewer dungeon but its longer than the rest of the other dungeons and associated quests combined

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Construct a berm in the desert on the wrong side of the border in the middle of a war but you just have to survive and tell everybody else

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

Songbearer posted:

Alack! My love for posts has long been neglected! Though I search high and low through these vaunted forums I cannot find a post worthy of my vast amounts of gold and lucre! Young adventurer, be you wise enough to construct a worthy post? Take this sack of words and make an old hand smile once more! Be warned: Each word can only be used once!

You Receive: A Sack Of Words

> Open Sack

code:
Contents:

 PLEASE      FOR       FATHER
             INSERTION             LONGSWORD
BUTTHOLE      NOW         THEY                  YOUR
   TOGETHER             WHIMSICAL
          GREMLIN       SINGLE           MOTHER
 HOMESTEAD              AND           POLE
         THANKS            TURGID               ROD            HARSH
ENCRUSTED             GORY         VEGAN
    I            WINKLE              MY
 PISSED         WISHED           GUSHED         THRUSTED
YOU            LUST

This is reminding me of that super fun online word game from a decade or longer ago that I can't remember the name of but it was amazing.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Survive for 60 seconds in FYAD

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'd tell them to go find an unseelie faerie and insult it, steal its food, threaten it, and tell it that it can't do poo poo about it. If they actually did it then it would give them a huge penalty to the otherwise more or less irrelevant luck stat but they'd have a much greater chance of getting to have sex with the attractive seelie faerie who only exists in the game so people can gently caress it

every single one of them would do it

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Help the questgiver procure some "merchandise" involving research chemicals and a piano

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Return McAfee from the plane of Hell in which he resides by collecting the Forty Million Trial Discs

mik
Oct 15, 2003
oh
kill jester

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER
Spay my cats

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH GAS STATION BONER PILLS
Nap Ghost

Jelly posted:

Spay my cats

calm down Bob Barker

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Find The Three Lost Permabanned Accounts

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Franšais.
Permaban Ten Reregs

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



fetch me some weed brave adventurer and i shall grant thee mine knowledge

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
code:
                         QUEST:
               PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR
              RESIST [STATUS EFFECT: WET]

                         REWARD:
             NO DOWNPAYMENT ON MECHASTEED

                        FAILURE:
           FACTION: [BIG BILL HELL] - HOSTILE
         DAMAGE: 6-20 (NUTRIPPER) (IGNORES ARMOUR)

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

EorayMel posted:

Deliver a printer to the specific destination but you are overburdened.

Congratulations, you just invented Death Stranding.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

A potion mixing mini game!

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Eat teh poo poo out of my rear end

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