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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

We should build everything out of indestructible crystal.

They should build houses out of mushrooms:

http://www.fungar.eu

https://www.archdaily.com/985570/mycelium-materials-the-future-of-growing-our-homes

https://www.newyorkalmanack.com/2021/11/mycelium-brick-fungal-homes-much-room-no-mushrooms/

This will not turn our planet into the one from “The Girl With All The Gifts”

Edit: I have no clue how wasps feel about mycelium housing.

Bored fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jan 30, 2023

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mushroom houses is how you get cliff racers you n'wah

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Haha why you mad? Because my pussy pops SEVERELY and yours DON'T?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

most of the world's surface is water, so most of the world's population must live on vast steel ships or in pressurized metal canisters deep in the ocean. i can see why the op would be confused about land-dwellers and their housing materials.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

op lives in a concrete hellscape ex-pact country lmfoa

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op lives in a concrete hellscape ex-pact country lmfoa

Licking musty Fart off anus

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op lives in a concrete hellscape ex-pact country lmfoa

Yeah love these bad boys *taps wall* *affords rent*

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Vic posted:

*affords rent*

You gently caress off with yer “affordable housing” ya dick!

You can still get wasps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzqee8z-oM

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Haha why you mad? Because my pussy pops SEVERELY and yours DON'T?

https://twitter.com/nobody_stop_me/status/1273441715387371520?s=20&t=Fp_z_0n_xmIXD8w96IwfjA

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

are we talking about wood frames that are covered in plaster? or buildings that are just solid wood?

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
I could easily defeat a wasp in combat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
I live in a wood house that was built in 1963 and it has not yet been eaten by wasps

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I live in a wood house that was built in 1963 and it has not yet been eaten by wasps

wasps just think your house tastes like poo poo, lucky duck

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Bored posted:

You gently caress off with yer “affordable housing” ya dick!

You can still get wasps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzqee8z-oM

if we engineered square wasps, they wouldn't be able to fit in a round hole.

boom.

problem solved.

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

I could easily defeat a wasp in combat

Is that 40 wasp sized horses?

or 1 horse sized wasp?

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
oops.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
OP lives in a house made purely out of wasp repellent

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
He never has old white people just stopping by, so it's a toss up

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

I could easily defeat a wasp in combat

wasps generally don't engage in single combat, they get their buddies to back them up because they have yet to learn the rules of chivalry

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh god I LOVE a popped out pussy. :feelsgood:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Are you a Slenderman or are you just REDACTED

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Slendermen aren't redacted, you're thinking of SCP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Devils Affricate posted:

Slendermen aren't redacted, you're thinking of SCP

Refuckted

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Devils Affricate posted:

Slendermen aren't redacted, you're thinking of SCP

What's the difference they all live in the backrooms

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Despite all my rage I'm still just an animated mannequin man in the back rooms

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I think the wasps rent is cheaper then the backrooms

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

are we talking about wood frames that are covered in plaster? or buildings that are just solid wood?

there's no such thing as solid wood. if you take a piece of wood and you put it into a microscope the wood part is only a small fraction of the space and it's mostly just wasp eggs.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And if you look at the wasp eggs you'll notice the real fraud - it's all floating atoms and nothing solid in between! It all just kinda floats, nothing truly solid has been made in aeons, the demiurge is just phoning it in

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Das Boo posted:

I like the South Park where Stan's goldfish was killin' everybody.

that one was funny and now you reminded me I need to see Pet Sematary which sounds funny as hell too

yeah I like cheesy poofs

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

South Park is pretty good, but Matt and Trey seem to have framed themselves as a 'force centrist' voice or some poo poo. Their early takes are pretty dogshit. Some of their more social takes are somewhat decent though. I'd imagine that current them aren't super proud of some of that stuff tbh and would be willing to extend them the benefit of the doubt. Iunno though, I don't hang out with them on the weekend.

Looks like someone needs to take a ride on big gay al's big gay boat again

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

blight rhino posted:

if we engineered square wasps, they wouldn't be able to fit in a round hole.

boom.

problem solved.


Is there a Nobel prize in insect engineering? Cause you have just solved the affordable housing crisis and I think you deserve it.

You can call them sqwasps.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Wasps are bad but bees are good. Therefore build your house out of flowers, so simple

SmallFormatBlues
Aug 12, 2022
OP we use the wood to attract the wasps, then by symbiotic relationship, much like the frame bushes in the later books of the dune series (poopoo) we build
A house from wasps, their nests, and their delicious wasp honey. Little known closely guarded secret, but I guess we should pull back the curtain a little.

SmallFormatBlues
Aug 12, 2022

That’s what we call the wasp wood right there

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I tried living in the wasp house but they stung me

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Grind wasps into flour -> ??? -> Profit!

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

Private Cumshoe posted:

Looks like someone needs to take a ride on big gay al's big gay boat again

Hell yeah, I'd get on big gay al's boat.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I can't enter a wasp house, I'm allergic to crosses

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

SAY YOHO posted:

Grind wasps into flour -> ??? -> Profit!

those guys makin cricket flour already thought of this and they own the market now

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
Are wasps even regulated on federal level or is it state jurisdiction? Or is it like with gun lobby and y'all live in wooden houses because the fumigation/"vacuum with soapy water in it" lobby is keeping you wasp infested?

Or is it because there are too many wasps now and you need a good guy with wasps to stop a bad guy with wasps?

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Vic posted:

Are wasps even regulated on federal level or is it state jurisdiction? Or is it like with gun lobby and y'all live in wooden houses because the fumigation/"vacuum with soapy water in it" lobby is keeping you wasp infested?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIfC4Aj05Ps

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