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Where- Brunswick GA Walmart, 3:15AM, self-checkout lane You - A Jacksonville 7, wispy red hair styled like Friar Tuck, wearing a sundress and only one Croc, carrying a lizard in your cart Me - A Los Angeles 8 SWM, svelte, wearing a kilt, steampunk goggles, and a cheeky grin You were snapping into a Slim Jim when I asked you for your pronouns, you said A, E, I, O, U, but sometimes Bi. I asked if I could pet your bearded dragon and you said no, but you would show me your bearded clam I was about to give you my number (Wentworth-876, call me!!) but the loss prevention guy cock blocked me as he escorted you out.
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Where - Staten Island Ferry top deck, 2:18PM, Saturday You - hangin' brain from your cut-off jean shorts, dancing,droppin it like it's hot, wearing an old Pere Ubu t-shirt Me - mid 40s housewife, wearing Garfield house slippers, smoking super slim menthols, walk of shame, disheveled from the night before You asked where I was headed, I said I was going to my weekly Wiccan covenstead. Intrigued, you asked if you could accompany me. I said sure, and that your aura is colorful but full of dark desire. You suddenly said you had to feed your baby and pulled a head of cabbage from your bag and went to a lower deck. I couldn't find you when we disembarked. Please meet me again tomorrow, same place.
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Jan 31, 2023 16:13
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Who the hell still uses Craigslist
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Jan 31, 2023 16:21
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Treecko
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at the library, i was having diarrhea, you were having diarrhea in the ladies room (heard through the wall), and i couldn’t help but hear wedding bells
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Jan 31, 2023 16:40
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I'm Craig come take the old furniture off my lawn
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Jan 31, 2023 16:44
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We can meet around back to discuss Bad Purchases
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Jan 31, 2023 16:47
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Where- Something Awful Forums > Discussion > The Crackhead Clubhouse You - My favorite poster, OpiateShitz69 Me - longtime lurker, never poster You posted a sweet story about nodding off at your nephew's bar mitvah after eating 20g of Kratom. I PM'd you, but you were presumably deep in a k-hole. I just want to know if you are okay, and if you would like to have a goon meet (just us!!) at the Love's Travel Stop on I-10. Bring your gefilte fish recipe! I've got a parsnip if you need one 
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Jan 31, 2023 16:51
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Still got all that frozen crab meat in the freezer (it's fine) call me please
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Jan 31, 2023 16:52
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You were the ruler of an ancient civilization, I was the scholar reading about it thousands of years later.
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Jan 31, 2023 16:54
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You - Posting on dead forums remembering memes from 20 years, neglecting your SO or child Me - Reading your posts, weeping
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Jan 31, 2023 16:59
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I have 5 kids to neglect, thank you very much
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Jan 31, 2023 17:01
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Trade one for Mr. Cancer's krabmeat and the other 4 will feast
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Jan 31, 2023 17:04
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Craig's list still going strong lol
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Jan 31, 2023 17:18
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Treecko posted:Who the hell still uses Craigslist real estate scambots
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Jan 31, 2023 17:21
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please DO contact me with unsolicited offers and services looking at you, Konar 
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Jan 31, 2023 17:24
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hosed Dicksuctions
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Jan 31, 2023 17:24
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The Craigslist app is pretty nice tho
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Treecko posted:Craig's list still going strong lol nice, anybody respond yet?
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Jan 31, 2023 18:07
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You did so I guess we have a date with this lonely guy
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isaboo posted:Where - Staten Island Ferry top deck, 2:18PM, Saturday hell yeahh
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