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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fresh new ways to Dodge the Draft
 
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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

 Wear a sweater, don't sit by the door, and never put ice in your drink, OP.

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Devils Affricate posted:

I heard they won't take you if you're just constantly cumming

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "You goddamn sporadically ejaculating filth hound, you had best sound off that you love edging and the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love edging, don't you?"

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fresh new ways to Dodge the Draft