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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:synpa:

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Growing up I only had access to a Sam's, but then as an adult I was given the grace of Costco. PBUC

Sam's choice products are universally inferior to our Lord and Savior the Kirkland signature brand

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



My town has a Sam's Club but the nearest Costco is 2 hours away. I have never shopped at a Costco and don't know what the differences are between the two.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

No love for BJs either. Costco is far.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

CostCo: early stage moderate capitalism paradise

Fail club: late stage eat your own mother to survive crapitalism

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Szyznyk posted:

No love for BJs either. Costco is far.

BJs is better than Sams Club but not as good as Costco so I guess thats fine

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


Thanks for this gonna get it. Costco is 30 minutes away from my house and sam's club is 5.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Member's Mark products are vastly inferior to anything Costco sells, only go to Sam's Club if you want to see a fat camo-clad family of five with the dad wheezing as he desperately leans on a dangerously-stressed cart for support ambling down the aisles at .1 mph

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sam gave me genital herpes

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Sam Walton owned slaves and he still does.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

I have membership to both Costco and Sam's Club. Sams is like 8 minutes from my house, and the trek to Church is like 30+. Sams TP is also much better than that linty bullshit Costco sells. One of the few Kirkland Signature items that disappoints. I know that statement is blasphemy, but I stand by it.

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

Nooner posted:

sam gave me genital herpes

You are lucky you got anything. Sam doesn't even give his employees benefits.

Heffer
May 1, 2003

Bulk Lives Matter

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Costco is 6 minutes from my house and right next to the climbing gym.

All my protein is samples.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Sam and Costco should just BJ and be done with it

Cedarbridge
Feb 21, 2011

Sam's Club samples are objectively inferior to Costco aisle samples.

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

I needed to piss once so I used the Sam's Club. Not the toilet mind you, I pissed on the building as that was the level of respect it deserved

Ed: gently caress the Waltons

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

bucksmash posted:

I needed to piss once so I used the Sam's Club. Not the toilet mind you, I pissed on the building as that was the level of respect it deserved

Ed: gently caress the Waltons

heck yeah

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

skipdogg posted:

I have membership to both Costco and Sam's Club. Sams is like 8 minutes from my house, and the trek to Church is like 30+. Sams TP is also much better than that linty bullshit Costco sells. One of the few Kirkland Signature items that disappoints. I know that statement is blasphemy, but I stand by it.

:ohdear: mods?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Sam's Choice Cola gives me heartburn. And the Waltons suck rear end.

PBUC

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire

“Wikipedia” posted:

Sam's West, Inc. (doing business as Sam's Club) is an American chain of membership-only retail warehouse clubs owned and operated by Walmart Inc., founded in 1983 and named after Walmart founder Sam Walton as Sam’s Wholesale Club.
I am sure they pay their employees well even at a Sam’s Club amirite????

gently caress ever giving money to the Waltons.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Sam's may be a shorter drive from your house, but you'll live with the shame your entire life.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm sure you never use Amazon or Kroger or Walmart either right.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Wendigee posted:

I'm sure you never use Amazon or Kroger or Walmart either right.

I only use your mom

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Just gonna drop down to my local artisanal store to grab kitchen towels, pens, some printer paper and trash bags.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Dumb mofo

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.
Sam's Club drools, Costco rules

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

Growing up I only had access to a Sam's, but then as an adult I was given the grace of Costco. PBUC

Sam's choice products are universally inferior to our Lord and Savior the Kirkland signature brand

By and large yes, but the exceptions are shocking. Sam's Club brand paper towels are luxury compared to the Kirkland ones.

Sushi is also wildly better, but Costco sushi is so terrible that's not really a compliment.

Also, no decaf instant coffee at Costco.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Wendigee posted:

Just gonna drop down to my local artisanal store to grab kitchen towels, pens, some printer paper and trash bags.

All these things are available at higher quality and lower shame at Costco

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

The members mark better nut bars are good, full of nuts and fibre and not much sugar.

6g protein 7g fiber for 190 cals. my first sam's club purchase with my brand new account thanks to astral

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Feb 1, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sam's crap

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:nms: :nms: :nms: :nms: :nms:



Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i would kill a sams club man in front ofg his own family

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

That's an old picture. Sam's lowered the price of their Hotdog Combo to $1.38. Take that Costco! 12 cents less.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If you change price of the hotdogs I'll loving sell them to Doobie

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Nobody gives a poo poo about Sam’s Club, see?





Meanwhile:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I never seen so many old people on scooters in my life. I had to wait 5 minutes to get a peek at the cheese selection.

Not ideal.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Also the weird dude at the dive bar I go to sometimes who was caught just looking at porn at full volume at the bar on his iPad is the door greeter.. I did a double take and pretended I didn't know him lol

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

drat it. I lost the Costco thread. Anyone have it?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Snowmankilla posted:

drat it. I lost the Costco thread. Anyone have it?

You mean this one?

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