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I found a baby on the side of the road on the way to work! Recycling is getting out of hand.
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Feb 1, 2023 09:39
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Good thing you have an extra row of tits then.
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Feb 1, 2023 09:43
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Harvest its organs
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Feb 1, 2023 09:50
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Take care of it for 18 years and maybe you can get it to care of your old decrepit rear end afterwards.
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Feb 1, 2023 09:52
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Pajser posted:Take care of it for 18 years and maybe you can get it to care of your old decrepit rear end afterwards. seems like a waste of time
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Feb 1, 2023 09:58
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I would simply save it and call all the media about it and the newswould be all about how good you are as a person. Then start a donation page to help support it. Then in like a month or two chuck it out and say it was taken during the night and call all the media again and cry a lot on TV. Then start a donation page to support you.
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Feb 1, 2023 10:04
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Pajser posted:Take care of it for 18 years and maybe you can get it to care of your old decrepit rear end afterwards. This tracks, I’ll be 65 when he’s 18
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Feb 1, 2023 10:12
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If the baby has candy try to take it and post the results on the baby
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Feb 1, 2023 10:42
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I had my own candy.
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Feb 1, 2023 10:43
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Id just dress it in a suit and drive around with it and If I got pulled over by the cops switch seats. No ones going to mess a with Boss Baby.
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Feb 1, 2023 10:44
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I heard they kidnap babies to sell to rich people that are infertile. They keep them in normal looking homes in the suburbs and sometimes they escape. Could that be what happened here?
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Feb 1, 2023 10:52
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Take it to the craggly mountaintop of Krykor and raise it on your man milk
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Feb 1, 2023 10:54
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I have a lot of questions, starting with: How did it taste?
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Feb 1, 2023 10:55
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The first thing you need to do is get that baby a gun. it needs to be able to protect itself.
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Feb 1, 2023 10:57
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Did you check to see if it had fangs? If it does...well, just don't fall asleep around it, okay?
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Feb 1, 2023 11:02
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Make a spud gun with big enough PVC piping to fit the baby
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Feb 1, 2023 11:07
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Extra row of tits posted:I had my own candy. Give it to the child and nobody gets hurt
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Feb 1, 2023 11:08
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I heard they kidnap babies to sell to rich people that are infertile. They keep them in normal looking homes in the suburbs and sometimes they escape. Possibly, I was walking in the classy part of town. Moai Ou posted:Did you check to see if it had fangs? If it does...well, just don't fall asleep around it, okay? He fell asleep against me!
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Feb 1, 2023 11:16
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I got a three year old who was being a rude dude last night. I may set her out next to the bucket of free starfruit in the neighbors’ front yard.
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Feb 1, 2023 11:23
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If I had a child i would simply give it to Jeppeto or some poo poo
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Feb 1, 2023 12:31
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Well put it back it doesn't belong to you
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Feb 1, 2023 12:35
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Now the mother won't take it back!
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Feb 1, 2023 12:51
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in Russia baby finds you
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Feb 1, 2023 12:57
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marshmallow creep posted:Now the mother won't take it back! They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back
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Feb 1, 2023 12:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxUA1rYHpp4
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Feb 1, 2023 13:19
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They prefer to be called baby humans, OP.
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Feb 1, 2023 13:47
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Aren't hospitals or police stations required to take found babies where you live?
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Feb 1, 2023 13:54
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I. M. Gei posted:Aren't hospitals or police stations required to take found babies where you live? You're thinking the library book drop
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Feb 1, 2023 13:56
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Feb 1, 2023 13:57
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I heard they kidnap babies to sell to rich people that are infertile. They keep them in normal looking homes in the suburbs and sometimes they escape. THEY
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Feb 1, 2023 14:10
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I. M. Gei posted:Aren't hospitals or police stations required to take found babies where you live? I called the cops and was on the way to my job at a hospital, gottem coming and going!
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Feb 1, 2023 14:10
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a whole white baby bruh
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Feb 1, 2023 14:11
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They like to be shaken OP.
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Feb 1, 2023 14:23
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Extra row of tits posted:I found a baby on the side of the road on the way to work! Speaking of recycling, I need a new hand. Wanna hand one over?
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Feb 1, 2023 14:25
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Draw a 2 on his belly and the cops will spend ages looking for the first one hahaha
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Feb 1, 2023 14:25
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its name is nothing
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Feb 1, 2023 14:26
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Did you check if it's chipped? Sometimes they are and have contact info on them
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Feb 1, 2023 14:28
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Make sure it's not a baby Buddha
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Feb 1, 2023 14:30
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Operator, I'd like to make a collect call please? First name Bob, last name is Ifoundababyitsaboy
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Feb 1, 2023 14:33
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If it still has a foreskin you can remove it, dip it in a little rooting hormone and start a foreskin garden.
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