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Extra row of tits posted:I called the cops and was on the way to my job at a hospital, gottem coming and going! You fool, they'll probably shoot it!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOUZrCC8pPU&t=3sSquashing Machine posted:Operator, I'd like to make a collect call please? First name Bob, last name is Ifoundababyitsaboy 
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Piss Creep posted:They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back HOW IS BABBY FORMED ON SIDE OF ROAD?
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Squashing Machine posted:Operator, I'd like to make a collect call please? First name Bob, last name is Ifoundababyitsaboy My actual no kidding first name is Bob.
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Feb 1, 2023 17:06
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Soooo ... how much?
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Just do what they do in China, leave it there and pretend you didn't notice.
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Stoatbringer posted:You fool, they'll probably shoot it! Two pigs screaming at a baby "SIR, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! SIRGETDOWNONTHEFUCKINGGROUNDNOWORIWILLSHOOTYOU! SIRSHOWMEYOURFUCKINGHANDS!" And then shooting the baby 26 times. Americans that dry hump flags in the Youtube comments section of the bodycam footage saying things like "Well, if the baby had complied with the officers she wouldn't have been shot," and "oh my gosh my heart aches prayers for the baby and the officers"
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kntfkr posted:Two pigs screaming at a baby "SIR, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! SIRGETDOWNONTHEFUCKINGGROUNDNOWORIWILLSHOOTYOU! SIRSHOWMEYOURFUCKINGHANDS!" And then shooting the baby 26 times. Babbie was blonde blue eyes and white, he had good odds.
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Extra row of tits posted:My actual no kidding first name is Bob. Nice to meet you, Bob tits.
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MackAddie posted:HOW IS BABBY FORMED ON SIDE OF ROAD? Onan, man
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i keep finding 3 and 4 star babies, usually i just recycle them into currency for upgrading a five star baby… assuming i can ever actually pull one
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So can we name it or what?
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Feb 1, 2023 18:14
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Throw it back in the tall grass and keep looking for a gold one
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Extra row of tits posted:Babbie was blonde blue eyes and white, he had good odds. Goblin King getting sloppy, leaving candidates on the side of the road.
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Mortimer
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Babs.
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OP if you pinch your various nipples in the correct order both your head amd the baby’s head will grow to an enormous size and you can then leap 12-15 feet in the air with your shoes on fire and violently slam the baby through a basketball hoop while a strange balding man screams boomshakalaka
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If you're trying to power off the baby, you have to do a long press on the soft spot on the top of his head. You can't just click it several times really fast, this resets the baby and could corrupt it.
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When you store your baby in a big glass pickle jar be sure to poke holes in the lid so the baby can breathe. If you find another baby you can put it in the jar with the first baby, then shake the jar around a bit. The babies will get angry and fight each other!
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One might even eat the other.
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Probably a Donor who escaped from Hailsham. It’s Possible will be up a creek when they find themselves in need of new organs!
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So is this how adoption works in modern America? Asking for a friend.
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If nothing else please raise the child with subs, not dubs
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MackAddie posted:HOW IS BABBY FORMED ON SIDE OF ROAD? First the woman has to get prangenate.
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Extra row of tits posted:Possibly, I was walking in the classy part of town. Did it indicate at any point that it needed to go back for the others?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:So can we name it or what? "Sponge"
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Congrats on throwing away your chance to indoctrinate him from a young age to be an assassin
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Most child rearing books will tell you that the baby needs alcohol.
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Maybe whoever left that baby for you wanted it to be raised in a circus.
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I'm the baby in the op, ama
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How stupid looking and also smelly is the op, baby?
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Has anybody suggested Fartzilla420 as a name for the baby? Because that’s what I think you should name the baby. If it seems too cumbersome just go with Fartzilla and make 420 the baby’s middle name.
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did you find out how the baby was made and can you let us know?
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Bad Purchase posted:did you find out how the baby was made and can you let us know? When a man and a lady love each other, they get married and make a baby. Simple as that. No big secret.
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Bad Purchase posted:did you find out how the baby was made and can you let us know? It was fermented inside of a flesh tomb
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kntfkr posted:When a man and a lady love each other, they get married and make a baby. Simple as that. No big secret. I thought they had to go to the supermarket and buy some baby powder to reconstitute first?
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Babies... the bastards. Just take and take, just take and take their whole rear end baby lives. Nobody can come up with a reason why, all they got is bupkis. The scientists, they've got no answers, all they do is clank beakers together to make sounds like busywork. We all see right through them, they're clear as glass. "We have potential avenues of research about babies." say the pathologically lying scientists, who gave their flesh and blood faith in exchange for a mechanical God. What is a man who can only observe through an eye of glass and steel to know of matters of the flesh? He is a Bastard and a Liar. The babies will continue their bad actions, they are bad inside and out, nobody can forgive them even though we pretend to all the time. This is why all babies eventually die, it is the anger of their parents inflicted upon their bodies by the decay of cell and DNA. The bastards.
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