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Tiny Timbs posted:I dunno how you solve the DNA issue when trying to fake your own death. I'd ask the people who succeeded at it, but I think they've died. Bribes
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DNA Test- Money, time. Closing the case and calling it? Cheap, looks good.
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facialimpediment posted:I'm not aware of any Democrats looking to primary Biden. The California Governor Gavin Newsom is making a lot of "look at me" gestures in the event Biden doesn't declare or can't make it through the primary. I imagine that a lot of older Dems have strong memories of 1980, when Ted Kennedy's primary against Carter severely weakened him in the general. One of the benefits of incumbency is you can raise money and look good/competent while the other side is busy burning wads of cash trying to tear each other apart in their primary, and a real campaign to primary Biden would waste one of the biggest advantages the Dems have in that regard.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I imagine that a lot of older Dems have strong memories of 1980, when Ted Kennedy's primary against Carter severely weakened him in the general. One of the benefits of incumbency is you can raise money and look good/competent while the other side is busy burning wads of cash trying to tear each other apart in their primary, and a real campaign to primary Biden would waste one of the biggest advantages the Dems have in that regard. I don't think they care about winning. They just want to make sure the right kind of democrat gets the nomination and they already have that with Biden being president
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Tag yourself. Here it is in text.  I’m ensuring stability in the Western Balkans.
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I'm no longer preventing the sale or lease of US flagged merchant vessels to foreign operators
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I don’t know about that. We wouldn’t want the people to suffer from an insufficiency of maritime tonnage to carry the products of the farms, forests, mines and manufacturing industries of the United States, to their consumers abroad and within the United States. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Feb 2, 2023 |
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I'm an emergency relating to the anchorage of vessels.
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Arrath posted:The little mouse wiggle of frustration elevates this to quite possibly my favorite gif ever. You and me both. It's the difference between someone with a good sense of humor and a genius.
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Tiny Timbs posted:I dunno how you solve the DNA issue when trying to fake your own death. I'd ask the people who succeeded at it, but I think they've died. I don't think there's a lot of DNA testing in your average death investigation if someone can recognize the body.
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facialimpediment posted:So I've heard of faking your own death before. But I've never heard of "killing someone that looks like me to take my place to fake my own death" before! That’s a plot point in the last season of Better Call Saul, Lalo keeps a lookalike on his property for exactly that purpose. Acebuckeye13 posted:I imagine that a lot of older Dems have strong memories of 1980, when Ted Kennedy's primary against Carter severely weakened him in the general. One of the benefits of incumbency is you can raise money and look good/competent while the other side is busy burning wads of cash trying to tear each other apart in their primary, and a real campaign to primary Biden would waste one of the biggest advantages the Dems have in that regard. When Carter was trying to brief the incoming Reagan about major issues, Reagan wasn’t paying much attention until Carter mentioned how South Korea’s dictator was using lethal force against students protesting for democracy, and Reagan casually wished such an option were available to US presidents. Carter expressed concern about this attitude.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:That’s a plot point in the last season of Better Call Saul, Lalo keeps a lookalike on his property for exactly that purpose. Check out a book called "The Contortionist's Handbook" by Craig Clevenger if you're into fictional death fakings. It's pretty good.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:That’s a plot point in the last season of Better Call Saul, Lalo keeps a lookalike on his property for exactly that purpose. He really was the worst.
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BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is taxing your electric stove https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1620822734769983491
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Platystemon posted:BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is taxing your electric stove Something something methane man made manifest
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politicians can turn YOUR stove into a political BOMB and blow your hopes for a better future to smithereens!
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Senator Shithead seen dining with Speaker Dumbshit https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1620926058425122817?t=Ex0dlAcl840VfxPtfN5o3Q&s=19
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Platystemon posted:BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is taxing your electric stove Jesus loving Christ.  I see he's officially arrived in his lame duck term that he wouldn't answer to when Charlie Crist called him out about.
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Platystemon posted:. At first I was like, jesus christ who the gently caress made her a governor?? And then I saw it was Arkansas and, yea I guess that figures.
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Elendil004 posted:I think I clocked it here but the best prediction I have ever heard for the next presidential election is that Hillary runs in the Primary, knocks out Biden, then gets beat by Trump again in the general. I laughed out loud, but y'know, with despair
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Red Storm Rising update: in the book the French carrier Foch is sunk by missiles. The real ship was sold to Brazil in 2000. They are now trying to scrap it except there’s the problem of it being filled with asbestos so the company that bought it for scrap can’t get a port to accept it so a tug is going in circles wasting 20 tons of fuel a day. Brazil now plans to sink it and environmentalists aren’t thrilled. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/02/climate/brazil-aircraft-carrier-asbestos.html
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https://twitter.com/eisingerj/status/1621118762652155905?t=K6jZZxXeRxH1gDdXU4MwtQ&s=19 For anyone that's worked in or around healthcare this isn't a surprise. The real surprise is that when they sued they got the emails for exactly what the UR department was doing to deny the claims. I know some Social Workers who left frontline clinical work for managed care and insurance companies, I don't blame them but I just don't know how you work for such a terrible entity without it hollowing you out
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I've been dealing with sleep apnea and snoring, and I'm borderline on the tests so insurance won't cover anything. The solution is to keep paying out of pocket for sleep studies and hope one of them gives the desired result, or pay thousands of dollars for alternative treatments through a dentist or ENT. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GLAD I AM THAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T CONTROL MY HEALTHCARE
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Fifth circuit struck down the Lautenberg Amendment with regard to DV restraining orders. Founding fathers didn’t care about DV, so we can’t restrict firearms for the same reason. https://assets.nationbuilder.com/firearmspolicyfoundation/pages/3970/attachments/original/1675361904/United_States_v_Rahimi_Opinion.pdf Also republicans approved Ilhan Omar for the foreign affairs committee yesterday just so they could vote to remove her today. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Feb 2, 2023 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/eisingerj/status/1621118762652155905?t=K6jZZxXeRxH1gDdXU4MwtQ&s=19 Not going to go into details here, but I can confirm that United is absolutely worthless. I recommend staying as far away from them as possible, especially if you have any sort of chronic condition. They basically go out of their way to make your life as miserable and expensive as possible. Health insurance in the US is still a loving mess.
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Milo and POTUS posted:No, see, the government controls your healthcare too MUCH. In a free market, They're only death panels when the government does it. When private insurance does it, it's just "smart business" or "controlling risk"
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/eisingerj/status/1621118762652155905?t=K6jZZxXeRxH1gDdXU4MwtQ&s=19 Working as an EMT was giving me emotional problems because I would see, over and over again, how my presence there as a representative of US health care was destroying the lives of some of the patients I was trying to help. They would call 911 when poo poo got bad, but that just ended up spiraling them further in to debt because just my rig showing up was going to cost thousands and thousands of dollars. So even if they got acute help, the next time someone was dispatched to help the next call they were worse off. They frequently could not afford whatever was necessary to actually fix the problem, but they couldn't afford to have me come out either. Yet they couldn't not have me come out because they'd be loving dead, so Misery-go-round spun on and on making some CEO somewhere richer and richer. I genuinely do not understand how more terminally ill cancer patients don't strap these fuckers to chairs and start removing parts until the screaming stops.
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bird food bathtub posted:I genuinely do not understand how more terminally ill cancer patients don't strap these fuckers to chairs and start removing parts until the screaming stops. I don't know how anyone can read this article and not just wishing for all of the people involved to be run over or have a 10-ton anvil dropped on them in Minecraft. Every single detail in that article just makes it worse.
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