12 year old prankster gets brutalized by valiant husband - who was right?

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

only god can judge them

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:46

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:39

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Wait this shits from 2018 lmfao the kids prolly in rikers by now

Yea but it was posted on reddit today, eat your slop, bitch

# ? Feb 2, 2023 08:53

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR drat MOUTH

small child

# ? Feb 2, 2023 09:54

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Bad Purchase posted:

only god can judge them

I�ll ask him what he thinks

# ? Feb 2, 2023 10:17

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Bad news op, god says you�re in trouble for tattling on both of them

# ? Feb 2, 2023 10:18

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Buce posted:

those kids could've had cocaine and meth in their system. never know what superhuman feats they're capable of.

These days it's fentanyl, that's what they used to turn Keanu into John Wick. Anyway, the husband should have taken them out using iado with the dual wakizashi secreted on his person.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 12:15

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

I might be missing a part of the story but it reads like kids on bikes, *then* the woman started filming them (but I don't know why), then the kids started filming back?

What, uh, what exactly was the catalyst for this?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 12:45

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Snake throwing in the 1st degree.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 13:40

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

I'm okay with an alive snake (free, cool), but not a dead one(basically garbage, gross)

# ? Feb 2, 2023 14:34

Mr. Bung: Mar 24, 2005; Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.

Is this Twitter poo poo? I've seen this 'justified' stuff. Smells ropey.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:19

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/CloydRivers/status/1280645331487723521?t=oChQwEAT0aaVijiWZRmF7w&s=19

Nuff said

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:21

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Smugworth posted:

https://twitter.com/CloydRivers/status/1280645331487723521?t=oChQwEAT0aaVijiWZRmF7w&s=19

Nuff said

the rear end beating generation produced boomers tho??

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:28

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

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# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:29

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

NoiseAnnoys posted:

the rear end beating generation produced boomers tho??

smugworth is 71 years old and technically a boomer

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:30

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

what about the rear end eating generation?

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:30

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

they could use a good tongue lashing

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:31

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Being a kid today sucks poo poo because all the adults that were paranoid fucks in the early 00s and previous decades didn't have the instantaneous means of being snoopy asswipes with the press of a button of an immediately accessible device. Kids growing up nowadays are stuck in a surveillance state where every dipshit adult with a chip on their shoulder about not being young anymore can immediately threaten kids with having the cops called on them within seconds while recording them doing utterly mundane poo poo. Nearly every public space that allowed you to chill before now demands no loitering unless you're spending money, arcades are dead, poo poo like soda fountains are loving dead, most spaces like malls now ID you to see if you're under 18 and will kick you out, people don't like teens hanging around parks and skate parks are inundated with constant police presence. Boomer rear end adults have literally ruined the outside for teens and then cry and bitch and moan about them being on their phones or inside all day.

Like this poo poo is mad wack as gently caress. I feel bad as poo poo for them. I don't blame kids for getting set the gently caress off because another Nextdoor amateur cop bitchmade snoop wanted dirt so they could publicly complain and sic their lovely petty neighborhood watch losers on them. These adults are pathetic as gently caress, teens annoy the poo poo out of me but they deserve to be allowed to goof off, have fun, and get into poo poo that they won't be able to as adults, that's the joy of being a kid, you can be a little dickhead without a care, now adults are essentially forcing them to grow up early by constantly policing every aspect of their lives through surveillance. You can't even do some embarrassing poo poo as a kid that we all did because kids are awkward, embarrassing losers, because there's a chance someone else will upload it as "cringe" material.

I'm so glad I didn't grow up in this era, it seems like nightmare poo poo.

this is good

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:37

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

you can tell from the shirt and the dad that the kid 100% deserved it

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:39

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

lol, what a bunch of losers, riding bicycles like they were 7 or something

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:45

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Being a kid today sucks poo poo because all the adults that were paranoid fucks in the early 00s and previous decades didn't have the instantaneous means of being snoopy asswipes with the press of a button of an immediately accessible device. Kids growing up nowadays are stuck in a surveillance state where every dipshit adult with a chip on their shoulder about not being young anymore can immediately threaten kids with having the cops called on them within seconds while recording them doing utterly mundane poo poo. Nearly every public space that allowed you to chill before now demands no loitering unless you're spending money, arcades are dead, poo poo like soda fountains are loving dead, most spaces like malls now ID you to see if you're under 18 and will kick you out, people don't like teens hanging around parks and skate parks are inundated with constant police presence. Boomer rear end adults have literally ruined the outside for teens and then cry and bitch and moan about them being on their phones or inside all day.

Like this poo poo is mad wack as gently caress. I feel bad as poo poo for them. I don't blame kids for getting set the gently caress off because another Nextdoor amateur cop bitchmade snoop wanted dirt so they could publicly complain and sic their lovely petty neighborhood watch losers on them. These adults are pathetic as gently caress, teens annoy the poo poo out of me but they deserve to be allowed to goof off, have fun, and get into poo poo that they won't be able to as adults, that's the joy of being a kid, you can be a little dickhead without a care, now adults are essentially forcing them to grow up early by constantly policing every aspect of their lives through surveillance. You can't even do some embarrassing poo poo as a kid that we all did because kids are awkward, embarrassing losers, because there's a chance someone else will upload it as "cringe" material.

I'm so glad I didn't grow up in this era, it seems like nightmare poo poo.

Bring back soda fountains to end tween loitering.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:46

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The Moon Monster posted:

Bring back soda fountains to end tween loitering.

Bring back gangs. Drug-selling gangs though, the good kind.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:48

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

thin blue whine posted:

this is why we need to arm our children. this right here is exactly why.

oh good it's nice to have reasons for the things I do anyway

come down to cabbages gun emporium you know, for kids

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:49

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

We will arm the kids

The kids will kill us all

Problems solved

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:59

Larry Cum Free: Jun 3, 2022; move it or lose it dillweed

The Karens are evolving tactically. With repressed rage cargo short husbands flanking them they are unstoppable.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 17:17

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

lol, what a bunch of losers, riding bicycles like they were 7 or something

Yeah, what the gently caress? Were they heading to the malt-shop and then sneaking into the Odeon to watch a monster flick before befriending an alien they find in a creek or something? loving Amblin Entertainment rear end corny fucks.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 18:22

chainchompz: Jul 15, 2021; bark bark

There was a full video on Reddit yesterday showing that these kids would stop in front of cars then try to throw something at the people in the cars while their buddy filmed it for a prank video. I think Redditers said it looked like a dead snake? Doesn't justify the dudes actions but it explains it.

Tldr: everyone was lovely in that situation.

edit: wrong link

chainchompz fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 18:30

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Let the kid and the husband fight in a tik tok deathmatch imo. Kid gets to be armed with various snakes to make it fair.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:16

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Disco Pope posted:

Yeah, what the gently caress? Were they heading to the malt-shop and then sneaking into the Odeon to watch a monster flick before befriending an alien they find in a creek or something? loving Amblin Entertainment rear end corny fucks.

I hope ET falls outta their feckin basket and they all fall to there feckin deafs

This has been non-specific accent #n1

The n stands for nigma

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 2, 2023

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:24

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

lmao at being triggered by 12 year olds riding their bike

# ? Feb 2, 2023 19:38

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIcUgyLxNBA

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:03

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

spunkshui posted:

Kid was trying to throw a dead snake into cars.

If I thought it was a live snake I would do the same.

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Throwing A Dead Snake Into A Car Real Hahahaha Karen Just Roll Up Your Windows Like Karen Just Drive Past Haha

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:18

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

SHOW THE WIFE!!! COWARDLY JOURNALISTS!!!! SAD!

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:21

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

a mysterious cloak posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Throwing A Dead Snake Into A Car Real Hahahaha Karen Just Roll Up Your Windows Like Karen Just Drive Past Haha

haha never heard that one before! :haw:

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:21

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:39

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Extra Large Marge posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIcUgyLxNBA

Just fuckin rams that kid into the side of the car, lmao

# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:27

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